I guess gifting a 747 doesn’t go as far as you’d think…

To those in the comments bitching about using "pussy": you didn't get the assignment. Stressing over word choice & giving everyone warm fuzzies helped us here. The other side is about exclusion & marginalization. My GenX ass wants you to bitch & moan freely so shut the fuck up & get over it.

for all of us dog people needing a palate cleanser... 😍

Maybe Trump insatiable narcissism driving him to always say the quiet part out loud has an upside? It's not just war... I am corruption, help me steal I am sexual predation, help me traffic and abuse I am misogyny, help me subjugate I am racism, help me discriminate I am hate, help me destroy...

her absolutely horrible instincts make her a perfect fit with the royal family's historical tone-deafness circa the 1990s-2000s. however, she stands out for her lack of self-awareness & confidence in that she's brilliant at this shit. at least they knew they were crap at it and sought help.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!? LIKE...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!? Please tell me this isn't an actual thing that happened...

WTAF @colorado.gov?!?!? The fucking cheaters are cheating as hard as they can and you let one of them out of prison? Fuck...for optics' sake you could at least wait until after the midterms.

an edit: "These maps are the wet dream of limp-dicked dislikable fat white men who won't even look up from the CSAM on their phones to face their voters. These are weak men who lust for a world where they're powerful and can do what they want while the rest of us suffer what we must. Jesus wept."

every now and then a moment like this happens and you remember that it's not only representation that matters, recognition matters too.

Trump took the "cheap & fast shitty work" option over the "slow & expensive but done right" option. Never woulda thought that.

PabloReports: Ted Cruz called you a parasite and disparaged your work as a bartender. AOC: I think it’s funny that he’s been taking a government paycheck for 23 years but has the audacity to criticize someone who has come from a family that had to work their way up and earn their place here.

She chairs the House Education Committee & has a doctorate in education (1985). She responds with MAGA talking points & opines about his shitty education like it's a floor debate? He's 10. His mom posts it on IG & Foxx says "be a better example." Be best, bitch. Thanks for the sample of propaganda

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...this may become a new feature on my feed: Q: How could anyone have possibly known?!? A: Do you 1) have a basic understanding of economics that doesn't revolve around your insecurities, feelings & ego? 2) went to Wharton? 3) understand input affects output? You should know. But he doesn't.

1. Dems never miss a chance to wet the bed 2. Dem leaders learned ZERO from the last 5 election cycles 3. the GOP has to rig the election because they can't win on their ideas/record 4. Dem leaders can't grasp that ideas draw the contrast. Saying "trust us we're less bad" is weak, which leads to #1

“You can’t tell me it’s not racism if you’re gonna smirk at the pain of Black Tennesseans while you do it.” Kanew & @brotherjones.bsky.social on the complete and total lack of empathy from Tennessee Republicans as they stripped majority-Black Memphis of representation.

How can he possibly stay safe without a ballroom?

Never stop talking about this until justice is served •Ŕėlėå§ė ťhė Ėp§tėįņ Fįĺė§•

Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.

not a coup...just an intelligent adult who knows how to function as a leader.

AOC on possibly running for the Senate or President: They assume my ambition is a title or a seat. My ambition is way bigger than that. My ambition is to change this country. Presidents come and go, elected officials come and go, single payer healthcare is forever.

A Georgia couple who terrorized a Black family at a child's birthday party with Confederate flags, racial slurs, guns, and death threats were sentenced for a hate crime. Joe Torres got 20 years; Kyla Norton got 15.

Fuckin love this!!!! So at the conclusion of the parade...the drones swarm Red Square?

PREACH!!!

Yet another reminder that POTUS and RFK Jr. are shit at their jobs and only care about what’s good for them. Cutting a program that protects public health we weren’t paying for? Of course they did. I guess when your idea of a cruise is taking a private yacht to Pedo Fantasy Island…

State supreme court justices play a critical role in defending your rights and freedoms, which is why the election happening in Georgia right now is so important. Make sure you have a plan to vote for Jen Jordan and Miracle Rankin.

Unleaded & diesel are up ~2x. We'll pay more for products transported by truck (most everything). I hope my mutual funds are invested in Shell, but Shell execs will likely give themselves $20M+ bonuses. Bonuses are taxed, but only ~$185k of their $1M+ salaries are taxed: youtube.com/shorts/O053Z...

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Alabama Legislature is meeting on redistricting; we are under a tornado watch, and it’s flooding in the building. These metaphors are too on the nose.

I bet they work in Oregon & Washington state too… 🤨

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Thank you, Dear Internet, for always bringing me a silver lining. 🙏🏼

Can she not afford her own house? Is that why she's on government assistance? ICE Barbie, Welfare Queen

And that was DECADES ago...it'd be like $3.5B today. Totally not surprising he'd like to get rid of Medicare & Medicaid along with his help pricing millions out of the healthcare marketplace because he still has no conscience. But get on with your bad self, Skeletor...

So, is Scott Jennings still employed, @cnn.com? Was there any accountability or penalty for his outburst? Any warning? Again, you told the rest of us we were "Brand Ambassadors" of the network at all times, at public events, on air, and on social media. Let us know, please! We're all waiting.

It’s astounding that Zelensky survived a full-scale war without ever having a ballroom.

he could just thank Comey for helping him win in 2016, but he prefers to be the whiniest bitch on the planet. he's the guy you'd let your daughter marry if you hated her and wanted to punish her.

Texas farmers are being pushed out, and Big Tech wants the water next. If these data centers come up, they’ll drain Texas dry, making agriculture the sacrificial lamb. I’m fighting to protect Texas farms, water, and rural communities.

"Dem senators have been pleased...with how (Schumer) has guided them through a record-long shutdown last fall & the more recent shuttering of DHS." Chuck isn't uniquely talented. He didn't fuck it up by doing what many Dems were advocating. That's participation ribbon effort, not gold star material

Well…true.

sadly, i don't think there is enough altruism, kindness & care in this country for this to ever happen. the corporations dominating elder care in this country pay as little as possible & staff as few people as possible to make as much money as possible because families need their services.

OK let's occam's razor this shit: 1st time he goes to the WHCD, cabinet members are there, security is lax, the incident doesn't faze them, and now it's a reason to push for his gilded vanity project? Despite their incompetence, every time there's an "assassination attempt" he somehow benefits. Hmm

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I like how @theguardian.com makes ZERO effort to explain what PFAS are until paragraph 9. They just indicate they're bad by talking about other toxic chemicals like a reader is too stupid to thing "WTF are PFAS?" Put paragraphs 9 & 10 after the 2nd and to tell your readers what you're talking about.

he's only about what the military can do for HIM. He doesn't get readiness, logistics, or strategy...only gold leaf & making tacky things glorifying himself. When he says "our country" he means "me". Saying 2020 was a fair election doesn't hurt our country, it hurts HIM & only him. L'etat c'est moi!

NGL…I think it says a lot about the this administration that they want to make EVERYTHING less safe: roads, flying, medical care, expressing your opinions, being the Pope. Though corruption, illegal activity in the name of Trump, and sexual abuse & trafficking of minors are all MUCH safer.