The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

so we finding this fucker and ripping him out his bed on the middle of the night right?

I wonder if naturally bald ppl ever resent cancer survivors for getting their hair back

damn girl ok

just saw the new anaconda and it's so much fun. dumb and cheesy in the best way and genuinely sweet. highly recommend

perfect bagel

very glad to see the Muppet Christmas Carol getting the love it deserves but we must not forget it's sister, the Muppet Christmas movie, wherein Kermit is heavily implied to be a Christ like figure whose very existence protects the world from the greater evil of capitalism

yoooooo!

help help I'm being harassed by the much larger account that I tried to dunk on! tiny white crusty yappy dog behavior tbh

best thing about this site is watching all the ai dipshits get absolutely blendered in their own replies

can't rotate an apple in my mind but I can rotate a hotdog. that's cuz I've got a gas station roller grill in my mind

*Duolingo ad I'm learning Spanish so I can defect to Venezuela 🫡

forgot to pick up another copy of ashnod's altar when I did my singles order so I said fuck it and painted my own

[reply to my own obvious ragebait post] wow people are really shitting and pissing themselves in my mentions! but can we pls stop with the death threats guys? (the death threats in question is one guy with a bugs bunny pfp saying "I hope an anvil falls on your head")

I was unemployed for a bit and all my money went to bills but I finally got my big overtime check and I ordered some new magic cards. gonna stop at mox boarding house to pick em up on the way home from work and start my weekend by finally rebuilding 2 of my favorite commander decks! I'm so excited!!

Brog 29 M 4' 3" hobbies: smoking gas station weed pen and slamming head into doorframe repeatedly executive frolicking pooping hard-style fun socks he uses a step stool for the doorframe thing

andrew shulz is pushing the boundaries of science showing that it is in fact possible to have less than 0 charisma. very brave

miss Piggy and Rolf killed it

Jesus fucking Christ that street fighter movie shit was the cringyest thing I've ever seen

I genuinely miss the panera lemonade that kills you. it was delicious

I may have disagreed with Charlie Kirk in politics, but damn dude can flip a beat 😳 m.soundcloud.com/hyperflipkir...

I love playing grist as commander the self-mill bug slot machine ability is one of my favorite abilities in the game, but I usually run into an issue where I've made enough tokens to create a threat but without the power to follow through. anybody got any tips? #mtg

fuck spotify but wrapped is still fun so here's albums I've really liked this year new(ish) REVENGESEEKERZ - Jane Remover I love my computer - Ninajirachi I lay down my life for you - jpegmafia less new Hawaii pt. 2 - Miracle musical Tidal memory exo - iglooghost 10000gecs - 100gecs forever - hkmori

look at this perfect man

this annoys me more than it probably should. if you are a digital artist, the tools you use to make art are built on miles of open source framework that is built and maintained completely for free by crazy talented devs - and those are the people the hdmi consortium screws over

tried out umamusume today since I saw some folks talking about it online and.. why is the story actually pretty good? I'm genuinely getting invested in a rivalry between these horse girls wat the heck

do I have to join the military to be a part of the firing squads when nuremburg 2 electric boogaloo happens?

It's my birthday today 💫 A retweet or a like would make me very happy (:

went to college for computer science - dropped out cuz of covid and my school being shitty. started doing maintenance in the meantime and fell in love with it, now I paint apartments and listen to hyperpop all day. I have no work related stress and I make enough to get by

I'm thinking about modding handhelds to make a lil side money but idk - it kinda seems like a good proportion of people who would want an upgraded gameboy would also want to build it themselves

it's been a pretty fall so far

babe let's make out in the evil elevator

only time I tried ai was dming a mork borg campaign for friends and wanted to get art for a bunch of npcs in the same style. i tried to generate art for a guard captain who was black - just a black guy in medieval armor. the ai just kept spitting out a dude in african tribal style stuff. fuck ai

Mikhail Kalashnikov knows how to handle it

found more cryptic warning signs!! these were smaller stickers but seem like the same kind of design

abolish harvard

while this is correct, it is still monumentally lame and we should continue to call the moderation team big annoying nerds because of it

truly one of the games of all time. as a teenager who could never afford the new big shooter this was limitless hours of fun with all my friends. it is jank, but it's glorious jank. there are still servers up on steam so if anybody wants to get some games in I am so down, hit me up

sproingus

saw a gorgeous and exceptionally vivid double rainbow last week

anybody else seen these cryptic warning signs around? this was taken a few blocks from the lloyd center in portland. I know I've seen more around but haven't stopped to take pics, I'll post more if I find any.

today's listening material a message from my digital twin --blksmiith

lil man

the rise of antivax and raw milk and all the weird health bullshit has awakened a new fear in me concerning the great filter hypothesis. are we doomed to always forget the horror of the past and undermine our own systems? even if we right all the wrongs will we always tear it down again?

drop something skeletal

built a chaos gundam yesterday, super fun build. the transformed mode gives me big armored core vibes and I really like that

lmao "it's fine if we do a genocide, b because everyone else is doing one" aight bro let me just go stab somebody and ask my judge why he's focusing all his anger on me when so many people get stabbed

his luminescence terrifies me

at this point the only thing separating us from true cyberpunk dystopia is a critical mass of neon and holograms and frankly we need to get to work on that