Beating insomnia by simply not going to bed, ha! Fuck you insomnia...

Sick of reading about ICE atrocities, please make it stop.

Was going to go cinema tonight cos I've still not been this year so far. Then remembered I didn't cycle to work and tube bus fun killed my enthusiasm. To go or not to go...

If I had one super power, it would be to remove the ability to use the word "again" from football pundits.

Darling replied: “You are giving me a lot of blancmange that I’m finding it difficult to nail to the ceiling. What clear evidence of management change is there? I’m concerned you are not able to give any.”

"less goodwill can be dispensed for the painfully under-rehearsed, monotone performances. It’s as if Patrick recruited the cast with an advert in a newsagent’s window and paid everyone in sandwiches and soda pop for a day’s work." oofff www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

Song for Donald youtu.be/Ee_uujKuJMI?...

Love Only Connect, that was a superb third place episode, lovely teams and even got some questions right too. Highlight of the week already 🎉

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace."

Quick question - what happens if Denmark qualify for the 2026 World Cup? That could be tremendously awkward for all involved.

It’s truly a special kind of unhinged psychotic who will come up with “You didn’t give me the Nobel Peace Prize so I’m going to start World War 3.”

Boom, think that's the game here #afcon

That was worse than that Sunderland penalty 😂 #afcon

And now it goes even more crazy #afcon sad to see tournament end like this

Awful awful decision #afcon

This game is going to go on all night at this rate #afcon

Northern Lights over Greenland 🇬🇱

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Very strange to be in pub full of Brentford and lots of people cheering Untied scoring... 🤪

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Brentford fourth round match in FA Cup away against Macclesfield scheduled for Monday night, 7.30pm. But it's all about the fans right... 🤔

The Lizard you say? Ansum.

And now Simple Twist of Fate by Bob Dylan had just come on 6Music and my evening ends in a perfect manner.

Just got in, I'll take that on a Thursday night folks 😎👌

Walked past Slug and Lettuce in St Katherine's Dock, woman on mobile phone outside reading out items on the menu to someone else in a hurried manner. Is this a new personalised Just Eat feature or something?

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Was in Westminster last night

New pitch. Summer Holiday (the essential remix). It's set in late 80's, they're piling off to Ibiza in search of sun, sex and sounds, but most of all, driving relentless beats. Danny Dyer is Cliff Richard, Lily Allen is Una Stubbs. Need to think about who will score this epic, please help?

This is such a sad thing to read.

What the hell is going on in the USA? This is completely terrible.

Rainy night in Westminster

Bruce Willis going back down to the basement in Pulp Fiction when he could have just scooted.

Macclesfield here we come, absolutely buzzing about that fourth round draw 🐝🐝🐝

Everyone on here humble bragging about how many new followers they've got and I've got less people than a floating bucket of piss...

Nancy gets it

P45 for Mr Frank incoming me fears

Got to love going into proper old school pub in Sheffield and seeing this sign. Visit the Rutland Arms, great little boozer with good beer, good staff and friendly punters.

One for @radiolento.bsky.social methinks

Can't believe this isn't a word...

As someone who has multiple dangerous interactions with a car every time I ride my bike I have zero patience for this bullshit from JD Vance and Kristi Noem about the agent feeling threatened by a car turning around. The average bike commuter has more courage than trigger-happy Jonathan Ross.

Just seen the video of the ICE agent murdering someone in cold blood and really wish I hadn't to be honest. Awful, simply awful and the way they immediately blame the victim, Renee Good, is almost as bad, when the video shows their complete lies.

I would write a poem about what it makes you if you look Good in the face and fire your gun But she was the poet who wrote about making room for wonder And you are the one who took her words

I'm still too pumped up from the mighty Bees to go to bed. Football is becoming some kind of hallucinogen for me currently 🐝🐝

I love love love football, the Bees sting the Black Cats with the wonderful goals 🐝🐝🐝❤️❤️❤️

Oh no, how sad, went to watch the Werckmeister Harmonies couple of years back and absolutely blown away by how good it was. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

The video in the thread redacts the images, mercifully. But you can see from the prompts what is happening. This is obscene, vicious and intolerable. X and Grok should be shut down until this grotesque harassment can be stopped. Those responsible should face the full force of the law.

Where is Simon Pegg when you need him, that's what I want to know.... #zombieapocalypse

I love love love football 🐝🐝🐝🐝

Afternoon going fantastic

Good start to the afternoon