Birthday Haiku for @lemaybrandonj.bsky.social est né en le june mais non, they named him Lemay let’s go, birthday boy

Pet Tip: Once a month, I give my dogs ivermectin *just in case* they were exposed to COVID. And they’ve never once come down with it. Works like a charm!

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

My hottest take is that nothing makes any sense at all outside of the context of the constantly increasing value of human life, but that increase in value is so invisible (and exists in a world that was built for previous, lower values) that we constantly think the opposite has happened.

just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚

. @davidmcraney.bsky.social hear me out: suicidality is the Dunning Kruger Effect

Jamelle, bud, don’t ever visit the NH House of Representatives. You’ll have an aneurism.

Benedict Cumberbatch is just my dad at 18 yaasified

If I’m lucky, GenCourt won’t be updated with the current list of lawmakers until /after/ we get our maple syrup bribes in the mail. #NHPolitics

When your ex doesn’t update their emergency contact

Wow according to my weather app there’s drones everywhere!!!!!! I circled a few

. @nuttia.bsky.social and I got to meet the newborns… @andysylvianh.bsky.social and Candace asked us not to post any photos. I’m hoping this pic complies with the spirit of the rule, as it definitely does not comply with the letter 😇 😍 #NHPolitics #MHT

“Big Parma”? Faux outrage manufactured by Big Ranch! @jessica4nh.bsky.social

Despite spending big on ads in 2024 promising they wouldn't, NH Republicans have filed multiple 2025 bills to restrict abortion rights, including a travel ban and mandatory anti-abortion curriculum in schools. #NHPolitics granitepostnews.com/2024/12/11/n...

I leave and NOW y’all aren’t boring???

I was getting some water for tea and realized how grateful I feel to have running water. And grocery stores. The shit my ancestors went through for food and water just so I could be here to say “ugh I’m so tired from shopping”.

It’s raccoons all the way down.

this assumes we have a country/entire planet in 5 years

NHGOP priorities for 2025 🔘 No legal weed 🔘 No legal ADHD meds

ugh y’all fine i’m here