Stop the closure of Annapolis Valley Regional Libraries #novascotia #nspoli

kaboom!

We are officially in weather that requires sunscreen. Signed, a burned-faced dingus

Five branches of the Annapolis Valley Regional Library are closing. valleylibrary.ca/news/__trash...

What a day to be in the wild

That first hit of caffeine after the blood work fast 👼🏻

Amaze amaze amaze

Trans Canada Trail is conducting a national research study to better understand the current state of trails across the country, including how people use trails, what helps or gets in the way of access, & how trails are experienced in different communities:

I don't struggle with the dentist but if they could let me take a little gas nap I'd be grateful

Gotta yap all day. Go go coffee cup.

A queer 80s cover band called Lesbian Erasure. I'm here all night folks.

these are the two wolves inside of me while hiking

When I started swimming I threw some podcasts on my waterproof mp3 to try out. And I heard The Voice, the one I associated with crime shows, but this time being very funny. Blew my mind. I'm going to miss chuckling underwater at Bill.

Something in the walls is beeping, and another thing in the walls is buzzing, and also I have tinnitus. This must be how the guy in The Tell-Tale Heart felt.

Pub-lic Gar-dens Chillin' turtle Pub-lic Gar-dens Chillin' turtle Pub-lic Gar-dens Chillin' turtle Turtle on a grass bank Turtle power

It happened! I saw the turtle!!

I hike/go outside a lot and have never gotten a tick or tick bite. If science would like to harness whatever's in my blood they don't like, I am available for paid study.

These used to be called Aussie Bites who you trying to fool

canadians: don't forget to leave tea and biscuits out for queen victoria tonight

Hirtle's Beach / Gaff Point today. Saw a little snake, so A+ hike.

I was getting very expensive updates about my car in the mechanic waiting room while the people next to me blared Bible verses from their phones. Then going over the invoice in the parking lot, Mormon missionaries knocked on my car window. I'm going to do a sin out of spite 😤

All the construction blasting next door has manifested itself into my nightmares 🫨

Yes, there are buttons. effinbirds.threadless.com/designs/ai-a...

So true

Me: Where'd you put that file? OneDrive: Fuck you that's where

Shady Pines, Ma.

People out here publishing anything

The salescat at Bloom greenhouse is exceptional. I was gonna buy a hanging basket anyway, but she really convinced me.

At first they* came for the librarians, and then there was nobody left to help me with literally every access barrier there could be *Nova Scotia

I just heard that NSCC cut all of their campus librarians (11 librarians across the province) as part of dealing with the budget shortfall engineered by the provincial government. Tim Houston and his party can go fuck themselves.

Can the wind fucking not

Set alarms and plan all day, Despite it all, you'll always stay Forever late Forever laaaaate

I am getting my shit together with parking because WHAAAT are these fees.

If I don't find out what's causing this reaction around my eyes I'm gonna CLAW EM OUT

L I Z A R D (well...amphibian).

So much work for so little

Gimme da pasta

Haven't seen Millie in a hot minute

Maybe she's born with it Maybe it's dermatitis

With maturity comes refinement (I like olives now)

That's twice I've dreamt I need to find a tiger costume but failing to find one. For what? Where am I going?

Severance is making me feel Ways about Things

Goosed

Can't pass until you pay the pets tax

Stretched really well before my swim today and wow. Has anyone heard of this? Could be really big. I should do it again.

Already done with everything. A record.

The absolute agony of needing to speed up something beyond my control