Daytime Hemlock Hole vs. The Grove

good evening folx

what if i file my taxes at ZERO CHILL Womannial

i’m coming clean, i never did this and i don’t think i will

i wonder what kinda life i would lead if i listened to idk meghan trainor or that mushroom dopamine girl that looks like the teletubbies baby with dreads and genuinely felt absolutely puss and cunt

dog in a fabulous dress

paying tribute to the culture of my rave elders (looking to buy a convenient little sweat towel)

yes you were right and they were wrong dear now here’s your reward, a glass of dookie water that you can, have, and will continue to blame on your morally inferior counterparts - who are gonna be drinking the same thing when they get water out of their tap too! 💖💖💖

STOP GIVING YOUR HORSE BANGS IF YOU CAN’T CUT HAIR! THEY DESERVE BETTER!

they need to make a chastity cage not for kink but to work from home

Suddenly!! Armpit Play

in awe of the miracles beyond our understanding, often labeled as divine intervention and also known as doxy pep

guys wait hold up!!! i’m shifting the blame somewhere it’s convenient for me !

Me: And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if you didnt believe me after that recording of him practicing the abrakadabra choreo i would like to remind you that this ‘straight’ man is a REGISTERED NURSE Jury: GAGGGGGG

urgent care doctor yesterday not having the vocab for it but asking if i was a locked puppy for the entire time he saw me was pissing me off 😭

meeeeee

new charity foreskin for the needy

i’m not gay i’ve literally never even been to puerto vallarta

tuning into the eusexua frequency on homosexua radio sponsored by the solo-polysexua aceggots!

I’m no prude but the little video short starting like this made me audibly go “oh my god” 😭

how do i balance that out now do i show hole

it’s back to back to back girl there are real and productive fronts to center our energy and opposition on but the people cheering while everything burns because it’s hotter for people other than them is so disheartening. There’s people getting fucked and looking at you and saying this

really craving a safe space to go to a techno party tonight

raising cane’s is on doordash it’s so fucking serious

got in the uber and he already hate me like woah he can’t handle the dog

nice hehe haha jokey joke. have u ever considered that words actually mean things

Bitches got Zero Chill Nowadays. Basement

collar on and grindr notification went off and no one in the office batted an eye i am in another realm this is straight pupfessional realness

things would be so different if i was on tumblr with this avi in 2010…

i’m bored who wants the curse to become a phenomenal cook but only when the food prep is done on your bed

🎵 pup boy of my dreamsss i will always woof you boop you it’s not fairrr (arOoooo)🎵

Haven’t been here in a minute, let me drop this video off here too

lower back pain from arching it so severely

printing this photo out and using it in a life altering ritual that makes any camera he touches break and any AI server farm with his photos spontaneously combust. Like a vampire, an image of him will cease to exist now and forever, amen.

crappy door person on anti-gay new years 💕

january 1st and yall were carrying on my sister NASTY like what the fuck

AFTERS = Accessing Freedom Together Everyday in Real-time Severely

bus driver on the mic emphasizing no djs

im sorry for woofing after we made out

Mary when the angel Gabriel told her that she would bear a child

sisters… my dear sisters… i am on my way…

i’m normal again

guuuuuud mo’ning pwincess, puppy is tinking like miette today 😺

This is actually the most nutrient dense dinner available to humankind today. Especially when paired with a Coke Zero, a Cane’s Box Combo No Slaw Double Bread Double Sauce is capable of reversing aging. Our ancestors would not be able to wrap their heads around the nutritional value of this meal.

putting em in a thread for me

yearn in a southern way on.soundcloud.com/7Kv7uoRUGCQ1...

2024 kinda

thinking about my dear friends settlement and qua today