@benpartridge.bsky.social would you or Henry or Mike like a custom scarf? I am knitting a new one as you can see attached. If more than one person would like it then I'd love to hear the conversation over who gets it :)

We're back with another DDD Rewind ⏪ Have you ever thought: "Do I really know what's slowing this app down… or am I just poking around guessing?" Let's rewind a talk from @lachlanbarclay.net on Performance, Profiling and Optimisation. Grab your tix for 2026 🎟️ dddmelbourne.com/tickets

@benpartridge.bsky.social I emailed through a 5th Wednesday jingle for 3BS. I hope you dig it :)

🎤 Calling speakers for Melb.NET! We meet monthly (around 1st Tuesdays) and love talks on tech, dev stories, career tips - you don’t have to be into .NET to have fun here! It’s a friendly, low-pressure crowd. 👉 bit.ly/melb-dotnet-... #MelbNET #CFP

@benpartridge.bsky.social If you're ever in Australia the Coles (huge supermarket chain) brand tiramisu is actually really good. I'll try out the Aldi one soon and see how it compares.

Pretty proud of my Dark Castle Speedrun WR (Any %, Mac, Intermediate) www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2bl...

I recently gave a talk at a great tech conference named "DDD" which I figured was the best place to share the love for @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social . youtu.be/Xfksp0WCCJQ?... (just the first 60 secs)

@benpartridge.bsky.social have you watched "lock stock and two smoking barrels yet?" In 2024 you said the first Jason Statham movie you saw was the beekeeper.

@bronthulke.bsky.social @larsklint.bsky.social have you guys ever thought about doing an "awards" section at DDD? Like where people can nominate devs for an "excellence in software engineering" or "rising star" or "best mentor" award? Finalists are chosen and the winners announced at DDD?

@benpartridge.bsky.social your camera keeps going out of focus and then back in (watch the first 20 secs of new film corner video). If you disable auto focus it should stop doing it with a bit of luck. PS thanks for being a very very funny man.

@keansbox.com VS often hangs for me when doing a search for a file. I took a stack dump ... what's the best way to share it with you? :)

@larsklint.bsky.social - loved the outfit changes on Saturday. So cool. BTW do you have a selfie photo that you took of me, yourself and my friend Tom from Rome2rio?

@benpartridge.bsky.social just interested, can you speak Welsh?

For the past two years I've been working on splitting up Rome2rio's monolith. Here's what we've learnt during this massive project. www.rome2rio.com/blog/2025/01...

@simonwaight.bsky.social hiya, would you like to give me some feedback on an article that I'm working on? It would be great to get your thoughts.

A slow app sucks. Figuring out what's slow and then fixing it can be difficult, time consuming and error prone. Fortunately @rocklanrocks.bsky.social will show you that you don't need to be a genius or super experienced to make your app go a lot faster! Get your tix now! https://buff.ly/3rVqSZd

I was so excited to receive my awesome @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social t-shirt that I felt compelled to record a neoclassical shred version of the theme tune. Just imagine me in leather pants, jewelry and gorgeous long hair, and not the provincial middle aged Dad that I am. youtu.be/Ga_lcrBPL-k?...