Top scranning with Mrs Donuts for her birthday - soufflé, bavette steak and crepes and a nice bottle of wine 👌 but now skint

This Assembly with Danny Dyer on ITV isn’t how thought I’d be spending my Saturday night but it’s really good

Pip pip. Are these Surrey badge floodlights new?

@barcajim3.bsky.social not in Maidenhead with Justin Moorhouse are you?

Happy Monday

Bravo Snr Mutti and the lads of the Vienna Phil

What do you mean there’s no Spartacus, Ben Hur or Ten Commandments today. It’ll have to be The Searchers then

Why do all the new electric vehicles look like they’ve been designed by Homer for ‘Unkie Herb’?

Dog walking is the best

Meet Charlie, yes Charlie Brown, he’s the new addition to our home. Can’t wait to take him down the pub

@thepatheticcasual.bsky.social - captain - did a Munich trip the other weekend for the NFL. Top drawer Dunkel & Helles’ing - Haxon Grill & Schneider weisse haus were my faves. Even got Mrs B beer poncing

That Garnacho goal was decent but it was no Amir Zaki at Anfield youtu.be/Zhacw79G4mc?... #EVEMUN

When TV changes how you enjoy a song. I can’t hear Dire Straits’ Brothers in Arms track without seeing a rain soaked Bartlet announce his run for a 2nd term of office

Want to go to the snooker in York at the end of the month? I've had to change my plans so I've got some tickets for sale through Twickets All-day Wednesday 29th x1 twckts.com/38ya Semi-final Saturday x2 twckts.com/TUFt

Evening BlueSky. A gut full of paella, perved at strictly and now enjoying a whisky mac. Have that Elon.