a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

cat valentine summer

drunk posting from mcdonalds currently

all cool girls are either a lover girl, a philosopher, or a little feral & usually all three at once

girlfriend is temporary, sexy ex wife is forever

not a single person who hates me has a life i admire. i think that really says it all

no place id rather be!!!

i wish i could draw a line through all of 2025 all except that moment in the fall when i had everything it is funny how a year can make so much of only one mistake all i wanted was the life i planned but now i understand

sunday scaries again i guess

butch/femme/pillow princess are LESBIAN terms !!! thanks <3

womanhood is an endless cycle of finding your way back to a younger version of yourself and nurturing them

just know that i will find my way from you like flowers from a tomb while you decide who you are

jestress (princess + jester)

life lately

everyone hates on carrie bradshaw but i know what it feels like to be delulu and not know what i want

and he is absolutely right

happy venus day kittens. beauty is magic

jestress (princess + jester)

sometimes it takes a good fall to see where you stand

they should make a masc thats single

this loneliness is genuinely making me feel sick to my stomach

the vanilla cream chapstick is so goated but so rare and im so lucky to own two

peek a boo

i turn the television on they only play my favorite song since im the last girl on earth

how my life feels rn

sad girl lunch

i think the coolest part of being human is experiencing music

#nl music.apple.com/us/album/and...

dr pepper is a beautiful woman & mr pibb is a charming man, i will not be elaborating further

silly doe

one SIP of alcohol & im putting my favorite glee versions on

looking at my bank statement after treating apple pay like a wand

down to earth, but clearly from another planet

youre home when youre alone

i dont even fuck around and i still be finding out

floor time friday

when i called the mathematicians and i asked them to explain they said, love is only equal to the pain

thinking how lucky i am to be named after two icons

i love having the cilantro yummy gene

THIS IS WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT

on some shit jehovah hasnt witnessed yet

go to your confidant but know what you are taking something i will always want one things unchanging

I love how messy being a human is but I also hate it

trying really hard to be a good sport during this divorce but how dont you crash out after loosing the love of your life, the cats, all assets and everything else with out an explanation

down to earth, but clearly from another planet

happy cinco de drinko