Stop your life and listen to this. Music can be great when made with (a) friends, (b) instruments. open.spotify.com/track/6fNtjb... Thanks to @richardmortimer.bsky.social for the tip.

Everything was fine before hot honey

Bikes are nice. They however should not be treated like this by crass music wankpriests. #ebike #fox38 #NansPurse

And great for livestreamed entertainment

Walkies. @peakdistrict.bsky.social #kinder

Go outside.

All the mind-piss I post on here, and the thing that gets the most likes in 2026 is a Lou Bega joke about a Lamborghini hitting a bollard outside Lidl #bollard #lidl #urus

Fuck it, have a nice Chalet. #cheshire #poshshed #yesiam #jealous

Wogan's back

No new pictured. Where are you mentally?

I am a guardian, To all in this small place, In this three acre haven, Regardless of your race, Be you squirrel or chipmunk, Mouse or bird or bee, Trees and wild flowers, You have a home with me. #thingstowriteabout

Brighten those dark corners with a refreshing vintage from the back of the cupboard. Hear the sunshine in these samples. #lemonjelly #sundayvibes #withlove open.spotify.com/playlist/1xz...

Biked 11 miles between Derbyshire and Cheshire and found a Murder Stone. Saw a rainbow too, so =average ride #mtb #williamwood #peakhistory www.goyt-valley.org.uk/the-murder-s...

Bees: hey God: you get organisation, UV vision and power of flight Bees: aw yeah God: your food is delicious and lasts forever Bees: wooo God: humans steal it all and sell it Bees: but we get paid God: no Bees: wait God: you can sting them Bees: ha cool God: your arse detaches and you die Bees: wha

Evening.

Une peu Arctique ce soir, c'est ne-pas? #gcse #french

Bugger it. #tap #marpleales

Bathroom company: Sales of baths are really low Salesperson: Make the water fizzy Bathroom company: Why Salesperson: And put them outside Bathroom company: BEST AWESOMEST IDEA EVER #ursus #ideastolen

Gabriel Villena www.behance.net/gallery/6935...

Imitation is the sincerest form of twattery. Bloody zen, that non-Rothko.

I guess i'll hit the border And get myself some sun #tweeter #wilburys

What, VLC has free tv and sport channels? Saveable as a .m3u playlist? I've been using this app since I had bleached highlights and Dunhill Lights addiction. No idea. github.com/Free-TV/IPTV #bitcomplicated #butfreetelly #vlc

Sunday, doesn't even start #burnsnight #mtb

Victoria Cohen. I don't normally promote Daily Führergraf articles, but she makes good points. Screens off for kids, and be silly. #guilty #screentime archive.ph/rkRDA

Proper #lads. Scafell Climbers, 1870s, complete with tweed and pipe. Pic from Rambler Inn, #Edale, slight reflection from cricket match on the telly c/o @denistod.bsky.social #climbing #archive

Friday, i'm in pub. #edale #pissingwet

They put Robocop back together and let him choose the clothes. Shoe crime.

If you come to England, just be aware that we are currently very angry about the price of Minced Beef. #rejoinEU #vatrelief [source: ONS consumer price index]

#AdoorableThursday Cambridge

Ah, modern Despots. Burnley's Natwest branch manager on a team Spa Day vibes here.

Ian Archie Beck. www.ianarchiebeck.co.uk

Well, took your time to find and follow me, LindaMarry. But i've finally found someone that's ready to settle for a lazy overthinking fartmachine. #senddoves #vegas

Wanted: MONSTER TRUCK TO IMPRESS WOMAN. Nothing trashy please.

Morning, my happy Mondays.

Cocomelon had the technical edge over his weak-arse effort. #meta #notallideas #areideas

Allright, units? Have some Sunday Silvia Plath, reading her own poems. There's something in her voice that scares me. #plath #stillinbed #poetry #spotifystillsucks open.spotify.com/album/59S2As...

7 miles in the clear dark night with some cheap sweets and infinite stars will (probably) reset you. #followme #formoresanity

Managed to colour co-ordinate my sweets with the High Peak sunset on today's hike. @swizzels.bsky.social #swizzels #chinleychurn

Not my finest pic, but i'm imitating the fascinating photography of @richardmortimer.bsky.social a wee bit here. #amateur #photograprof

Evening. #mtb

My tea's gone cold. Unsure what to do. #brew #failure

Quick summary from the other place: #glinnerisbad #brulee #deadpubs #eltonjuice

The Street Signs and Houses of Islington in association with The Joy of Street Furniture and #TreesOnTuesday

Buxton trying not to melt into the mist yesterday. If you need a place to eat, not a snobby restaurant and not a mildly rowdy pub, Lubens is perfect and they look after their ales. maps.app.goo.gl/f5oJ1fNwvDzk...

Right you units, have a frozen canal with a stone bridge. Now eat your toast and tidy the kitchen. #peakforest

Bit of cheeky Wassailing today. Violins, hitting pans, toast on the trees. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassail

Have a nice Cottage. Go on, treat yourselves. #bucolic #peakdistrict

Combs Reservoir, today. Note the Bell for sailing club use, and occaisionally for some kind of clever metaphor.

Could anyone (birdwatchers, avian people, twitchers) please tell me what the hell is going on with Geese in the UK? Are they migrating or not? It seems the pattern isn't regular. Serious question. #avian #migration #geese

Harry Hut, and Worm Stones, near Burnt Hill, today. #ice #ice #layby @peakdistrict.bsky.social