Sweary Prof
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Peak District smartarse. Bikes & hills. Humanist. Profile image is a Hyrax, not me.
Stop your life and listen to this. Music can be great when made with (a) friends, (b) instruments.
open.spotify.com/track/6fNtjb...
Thanks to
@richardmortimer.bsky.social
for the tip.
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Spotify – Web Player
https://open.spotify.com/track/6fNtjb3OEYKAUMJY9SXHrC?si=WBKEkG8rSNW-51Sj-yfxcQ
about 12 hours ago
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Everything was fine before hot honey
about 12 hours ago
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Bikes are nice. They however should not be treated like this by crass music wankpriests.
#ebike
#fox38
#NansPurse
1 day ago
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And great for livestreamed entertainment
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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Walkies.
@peakdistrict.bsky.social
#kinder
1 day ago
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Go outside.
2 days ago
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All the mind-piss I post on here, and the thing that gets the most likes in 2026 is a Lou Bega joke about a Lamborghini hitting a bollard outside Lidl
#bollard
#lidl
#urus
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3 days ago
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Fuck it, have a nice Chalet.
#cheshire
#poshshed
#yesiam
#jealous
4 days ago
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Wogan's back
5 days ago
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No new pictured. Where are you mentally?
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5 days ago
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reposted by
Sweary Prof
The Hermit of Everything
6 days ago
I am a guardian, To all in this small place, In this three acre haven, Regardless of your race, Be you squirrel or chipmunk, Mouse or bird or bee, Trees and wild flowers, You have a home with me.
#thingstowriteabout
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Brighten those dark corners with a refreshing vintage from the back of the cupboard. Hear the sunshine in these samples.
#lemonjelly
#sundayvibes
#withlove
open.spotify.com/playlist/1xz...
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BEST OF LEMON JELLY
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1xzmmEO03GzeMcJ0Nm69EQ?si=7N82Rf3lTJ-8NYwXW_XrnQ&pi=iiifyNloTTWqW
7 days ago
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Biked 11 miles between Derbyshire and Cheshire and found a Murder Stone. Saw a rainbow too, so =average ride
#mtb
#williamwood
#peakhistory
www.goyt-valley.org.uk/the-murder-s...
8 days ago
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Bees: hey God: you get organisation, UV vision and power of flight Bees: aw yeah God: your food is delicious and lasts forever Bees: wooo God: humans steal it all and sell it Bees: but we get paid God: no Bees: wait God: you can sting them Bees: ha cool God: your arse detaches and you die Bees: wha
8 days ago
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Evening.
9 days ago
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Une peu Arctique ce soir, c'est ne-pas?
#gcse
#french
10 days ago
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Bugger it.
#tap
#marpleales
10 days ago
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Bathroom company: Sales of baths are really low Salesperson: Make the water fizzy Bathroom company: Why Salesperson: And put them outside Bathroom company: BEST AWESOMEST IDEA EVER
#ursus
#ideastolen
11 days ago
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Gabriel Villena
www.behance.net/gallery/6935...
12 days ago
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Imitation is the sincerest form of twattery. Bloody zen, that non-Rothko.
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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I guess i'll hit the border And get myself some sun
#tweeter
#wilburys
12 days ago
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What, VLC has free tv and sport channels? Saveable as a .m3u playlist? I've been using this app since I had bleached highlights and Dunhill Lights addiction. No idea.
github.com/Free-TV/IPTV
#bitcomplicated
#butfreetelly
#vlc
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GitHub - Free-TV/IPTV: M3U Playlist for free TV channels
M3U Playlist for free TV channels. Contribute to Free-TV/IPTV development by creating an account on GitHub.
https://github.com/Free-TV/IPTV
13 days ago
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Sunday, doesn't even start
#burnsnight
#mtb
14 days ago
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Victoria Cohen. I don't normally promote Daily Führergraf articles, but she makes good points. Screens off for kids, and be silly.
#guilty
#screentime
archive.ph/rkRDA
15 days ago
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Proper
#lads
. Scafell Climbers, 1870s, complete with tweed and pipe. Pic from Rambler Inn,
#Edale
, slight reflection from cricket match on the telly c/o
@denistod.bsky.social
#climbing
#archive
15 days ago
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Friday, i'm in pub.
#edale
#pissingwet
16 days ago
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They put Robocop back together and let him choose the clothes. Shoe crime.
16 days ago
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If you come to England, just be aware that we are currently very angry about the price of Minced Beef.
#rejoinEU
#vatrelief
[source: ONS consumer price index]
17 days ago
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reposted by
Sweary Prof
richard mortimer
17 days ago
#AdoorableThursday
Cambridge
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Ah, modern Despots. Burnley's Natwest branch manager on a team Spa Day vibes here.
17 days ago
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Ian Archie Beck.
www.ianarchiebeck.co.uk
18 days ago
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Well, took your time to find and follow me, LindaMarry. But i've finally found someone that's ready to settle for a lazy overthinking fartmachine.
#senddoves
#vegas
19 days ago
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Wanted: MONSTER TRUCK TO IMPRESS WOMAN. Nothing trashy please.
20 days ago
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Morning, my happy Mondays.
20 days ago
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Cocomelon had the technical edge over his weak-arse effort.
#meta
#notallideas
#areideas
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21 days ago
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Allright, units? Have some Sunday Silvia Plath, reading her own poems. There's something in her voice that scares me.
#plath
#stillinbed
#poetry
#spotifystillsucks
open.spotify.com/album/59S2As...
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Sylvia Plath Reads Her Works
https://open.spotify.com/album/59S2As7ZWD4iQX5eP9V5Vm?si=ov3_xCg6QDCgoZT8-FhUYA
21 days ago
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7 miles in the clear dark night with some cheap sweets and infinite stars will (probably) reset you.
#followme
#formoresanity
22 days ago
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Managed to colour co-ordinate my sweets with the High Peak sunset on today's hike.
@swizzels.bsky.social
#swizzels
#chinleychurn
22 days ago
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Not my finest pic, but i'm imitating the fascinating photography of
@richardmortimer.bsky.social
a wee bit here.
#amateur
#photograprof
23 days ago
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Evening.
#mtb
24 days ago
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My tea's gone cold. Unsure what to do.
#brew
#failure
24 days ago
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Quick summary from the other place:
#glinnerisbad
#brulee
#deadpubs
#eltonjuice
25 days ago
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reposted by
Sweary Prof
richard mortimer
26 days ago
The Street Signs and Houses of Islington in association with The Joy of Street Furniture and
#TreesOnTuesday
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Buxton trying not to melt into the mist yesterday. If you need a place to eat, not a snobby restaurant and not a mildly rowdy pub, Lubens is perfect and they look after their ales.
maps.app.goo.gl/f5oJ1fNwvDzk...
27 days ago
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Right you units, have a frozen canal with a stone bridge. Now eat your toast and tidy the kitchen.
#peakforest
28 days ago
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Bit of cheeky Wassailing today. Violins, hitting pans, toast on the trees.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassail
29 days ago
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Have a nice Cottage. Go on, treat yourselves.
#bucolic
#peakdistrict
about 1 month ago
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Combs Reservoir, today. Note the Bell for sailing club use, and occaisionally for some kind of clever metaphor.
about 1 month ago
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Could anyone (birdwatchers, avian people, twitchers) please tell me what the hell is going on with Geese in the UK? Are they migrating or not? It seems the pattern isn't regular. Serious question.
#avian
#migration
#geese
about 1 month ago
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Harry Hut, and Worm Stones, near Burnt Hill, today.
#ice
#ice
#layby
@peakdistrict.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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