At a public park, one time my little sister yelled at the top of her lungs “LOOK!! CANADIANS!!” while vaguely pointing to a group of geese that happened to be next to a Caucasian family sitting at a bench and they all snapped their heads over like?? “How dare you assume we’re not American?”

Chipotle travel vodka Ew omg

Putting Tylenol in mine this year

When your thoughts get stuck this is what happens

Food lion just hits different than fredmeyer and wow I miss the southern fast food places too. TAKE ME TO NORTH CAROLINA BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS PLEASE SOS FROM THE WEST

FYI for anyone searching in this trashed market: If the home seller “waives the inspection” it’s an escrow scam, and “move in ready” means look at this house that looks nice on the outside but has fuckin water damage and bugs and three prong outlets fitted to two prong outlets. Nothing’s as it seems

I used to think that song Africa by Toto had the lyrics go “I GUESS it rains down in Africa” which always made sense to me because it’s so hot down there who knows what goes on, the passive aggressive “I GUESS” seemed to fit

Seasonal big mad disorder

“Just say yes I’m a fascist” not even exaggerating

A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly *buzzes away*

They should make electrolyte candy like warheads or suckers (for running maybe?) Don’t bother my goat behind the curtain

My therapist told me that mental “cravings” for weed only last two minutes or so, have been setting timers for five minutes and frickin right off to forget about it and it’s actually working ! Everytime the alarm goes off it’s like a lame prize but still a prize

Day 4 of no weed!!!!! it’s making me realize what a grandiose waste of time it was, boredom was just hiding in plain sight. It has been a literal decade of habit forming that must break!! To each their own of course! There are functional stoners in this world- I’m just not one of em apparently

Hey homie can I offer you an assortment of leftover Taco Bell hotsauce packets as an hors d'oeuvres?

Happy day of Trans remembrance to those who we have lost to hate, senseless violence and mental illness. I am grateful to be here and continue this life even in its current timeline. #transdayofremembrance #trans

Time to restart TNG and fanboy over Q in this timeline

What????? Reclassifying the SWASTIKA ???

I wanna see this transformers movie

Burnt the ever living fuck out of my finger and now am restricted from Ukulele

Didn’t have my glasses on and thought this was Rayquayza from pokemon

It was just a moment in time that was odd And it’s time to recover from it

Do not use tape or wrap for binding please if you like your own ribs

There is always a witness Don’t try to get wayward with shit

Gullibility is a political asset

The house voted YES ON PASSING THE FUCKING REDACTED EPSTEIN FILES YAY ???

*slaps doorframe with palm-* WHAT YA WANT FROM ME

My psychologist is gaslighting me with medication lobotomy

The camp that supports trans people, is usually the same camp that supports those with disabilities. I struggle to find community in others who don’t want to recognize both as bad at the same time, it’s like you’re seen as bad representation so it’s better to not acknowledge at all

Had an MRI today with contrast and it felt like dissociating with a rubber jackhammer tapping on the outside of a laundry basket coffin,way too much of a sensory overload to ever endure again

I think parks closing “at dusk” is too subjective because what do you mean I must leave when there’s still traces of light stupid park ranger you interpret sky wrong

Im getting an MRI tomorrow ya’ll wish me luck B) rumble.com/v71tlms-the-...

There’s nothing stopping you from having chicken patties for dinner branded as XXL chicken nuggets

Putin is blackmailing Trump with pictures of his gay affair with Clinton? This is not the Epstein update we expected

Marj is a dedicated enough fool to do something like this, we still haven’t forgotten her running around posting AR pictures in January

Felons should be allowed to vote if felons can RECEIVE VOTES??

*sitting in an extremely weird way*: ok lets begin

Why do they keep voting to block the release of something that doesn’t exist..

I want free roads and free signs and free lights for the night! None of that was actually free? We already paid for it, we deserve healthcare for all

Do ya think that detransitioners that cite aesthetic appearance being the paramount issue of transition to be in fact parephelic instead of dysphoric? It’s almost like cross dressers stepped into the wrong closet, it makes sense that they induce dysphoria in themselves and detransition because of it

The orange can Fruitforce ipa changed my mind on ipas, or maybe I’m getting older

Horizontal mergers are ruining America Tyson owns all the chicken and beef Yet we ponder why the prices lock in at similar rates without budging It’s a monopoly in the meat industry on par with the Chiquita banana mafia that controls the fruits too Reading “break em up” filled me with despair

This better not be a Segway into universal currency or crypto in the states, cash is the last freedom from constant surveillance we have

Because Newsom beat them to it with prop 50 before they could cheat

Purple fentanyl is made by FEDS rumble.com/v71mxwk-purp...

“Conspiracy”

Uber accepts cash now for some reason furthering the gap in our low trust society

You couldn’t pay me enough samolians in the world to get beat up in a suit of armor for real on tv at AMMA Armored mma Nerds doing war Pls watch it

Something I have fallen smitten with entertainment wise is a sport called “armored mma” and it’s exactly what you think and I wish I could do it