happy pride 💕

This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

Husband walks into my office while I'm at work and asks "Do we have any screws?" Me: "Yes. What kind do you need?" Him: "Any kind will do." Me: "no, I need to know what size you need to know if we have them." Him: "It doesn't matter, any will do." *walks out* Me: "No, it does matter! Get back here!"

The internet

Husband: “I think Houston brought a squeaky toy to bed.” *ear piercing squeak* Me: “I think you might be right.”

TikTok, I beg your finest pardon?

Raise your hand if you were tricked into promoting crypto by a very rude Backstreet Boys karaoke

QA: We want to still support this currency. Me: That currency is invalid as of June of 2025. It isn't valid currency anymore. Why do we still need to support it? QA: I think it would make the transition easier. Me: It isn't valid anymore, and we only support one anyway. QA: Can't you still do it?

They murder a man in cold blood and wait around to watch him die. There is no hell hot enough. Abolish DHS. Impeach, convict, remove. Trials as soon as possible.

Dasani is sold out at my local HEB. People are thinking it's gonna be BAD bad

Wendy Williams is a Roger persona. I will not be taking questions.

It’s just a matter of time before a citizen shoots back at ICE. This is going to explode soon. The US has been a powder keg for almost a decade and the murder of Good is throwing a flaming torch into the pile.

I’m not sure what to do in this situation

Amazon, if you have a category say “gifts under $100,” I expect gifts. Of the top 10 gifts, 8 are gift cards, 4 of which are for Amazon. The two non-gift-card gifts are air tags and a Lego set. What is this?

*looking for my glasses* “Ugh! I can’t see! Where are my glasses so I can find my… wait”

My husband: “we need to save some eggs for Thanksgiving.” What is he planning for Thanksgiving that he needs this many eggs

So the $40bn to Argentina was a down payment for an escape plan, right

Here comes H-E-B to save the day after the state of Texas fails its residents again.

What says “adult” more? I’m restocking band aids. Glow in the dark -or- UV Reactive

Ignore that it is currently higher than the 2008 financial crisis. I'm sure it means nothing.

This is fine. I'm sure this won't explode soon.

The fact that E. Jean Carroll couldn't tell the difference between Trump's finger and his penis is super hilarious to me. We know he has small hands.

I fear that violence is going to come soon. I look around and I see people furious. People are going to start losing everything, and once they lose everything, there's nothing left to lose. I don't want it to happen, and I'm going to do what I can to keep myself and my family safe. Stay safe.

I wonder if this even means anything anymore

#nokings Austin Texas

Elon rn:

I actually don’t like living under a fascist dictatorship at all!!!

I have ADHD. I use Pillpack so I know if I took my meds that day. They can’t put ADHD drugs in the pouches bc they’re controlled. I still have to remember to take one out of the bottle, and I have no way of verifying if I took it today or not. I feel like they dropped the ball.

Fact-check: True

Can a scientist tell me why we assume other sentient life in the universe would detect the same small fraction of the electromagnetic spectrum as us, or even be able to detect electromagnetic waves at all?

This isn’t what I was expecting when I logged into blue sky today

Ugh I hate when I hit screen time limits That I put on myself As an adult I guess I’ll go to bed

Freight traffic comparison: West coast of US vs East coast of China I'm sure this is fine

My house doesn’t get pigeons. Then this beauty showed up. No leg band, but pretty friendly. How do I know if she’s a pet?

Drag queens can sense evil, and that's why conservatives hate them so much.

So, just so I know if I understand, we are headed into a recession (possibly depression) and the administration is trying to garnish wages of people who are barely scraping by as it is? I'm sure this won't backfire.

Everyone is always talking about the migrants being sent to El Salvador and I understand how important it is to talk about this. However… where are the women? We see them rounding up large groups of people, men, women, and children and then the men go to El Salvador. Where do the women and kids go?

Things they don’t prepare you for before you get a basset hound: You’ll be asking “why are you wet” a lot

Has Trump left the country once since becoming president?

Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party 👇🏽

Can someone break down for me how tariffs are going to do both: 1. Make enough money to where we don't need an income tax 2. Bring manufacturing back to the states If manufacturing comes back, how will tariffs make money?

Reality TV is just summer camp with cameras

Is it bad to respond to family who whines about what Trump is doing with "this is what you voted for. I tried to warn you, but you 'didn't want to talk politics' every time." or am I just being mean?

America was better before Citizens United

Fear has a way of being contagious. But courage is also contagious.