No one: … Outlander:

I don’t want to be near any energy that makes me question whether I’m lovable or not. If you looking for a sign, here’s a flashing one

Matriarch by Ms. Tina Knowles is the best memoir I’ve read in a while

This wasn’t my idea, but everyday I try to get something for free. I don’t mean a 5 finger discount, I mean cultivating a reward and acknowledging it as a gift…”I got a free…”

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My non professional tip for adding Alt Text to an image is to pretend you want to show me something on your screen and you yell "Arnica, come see this!" And I reply "Babe, I'm frying you homemade donuts, can you just DESCRIBE it to me?" Whatever you would holler to me is the Alt text!

I’m easily swayed in the sense idc a lot about what others seem to cuz I know what matters to me

I read something that said babies first languages are music and dance and I can’t stop thinking about that

*adds to cart

My top ten albums of 2025–share yours

I can’t stand her itty bitty smug ass either but y’all too quick to masculinize her cuz she’s bald and muscular and I don’t like that it feels anti-Black when she’s fem af

Me: It’s a ponzi scheme Them: what is Me: everything

They're jamming copilot into all the apps at work and disabling the ability to turn it off, so ignoring the shit isn't even an option. You don't want to do this much coercion for a product that's good.

It’s things we take for granted every single day; walking, our sight, sense of smell, being able to feed ourselves and have housing, driving or having the means to get from point A to point B, etc. It’s important to forever remain humble and grateful

Realizing I won’t be able to read all the books in my tbr list is depressing

What Tommy said…

general rule of thumb, live a life in which people aren't rejoicing in your downfall

Celebrating or not celebrating someone’s death is neither low or high moral behavior becuz morals are made up its really just someone’s opinion

Did I nail it? #Ma

1000 Deaths is a D’Angelo-ass song if you haven’t heard

Goddammit I’m sick of this shit

If you take Black Mirror, Get Out, Her, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with the dash of Atlanta you’ll get Demascus on Tubi

Hey fun suckers, y’all cool?

This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday. It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever. I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.

Good morning good people Happy Jackie Washington Day to those who celebrate

Doomscrolling made me realize that troll contrarians never ever have an original thought. They spend all their time going nuh-uhh to absolutely anything

I’m just now watching Dexter Original Sin and I can’t take the police sergeant seriously with his classic kids in a trenchcoat disguise topped off with a fake mustache

Glycolic acid + Magnesium oil on your feet…yw

The back of my head cute af

I bought a house against my will and I hate that for me

I just threw up a little bit🤢

I’m sure all introverts relate to this

It’s 8:00 AM & I’m omw to see Sinners for a third time. Seeing it in IMAX was a visceral experience

As a Capricorn, I hate hypothetical questions

Ice Spice raps Henny Youngman jokes

If you inherited a movie theatre, what’s your first double feature?

If I'm doodling I'm really really paying attention.

New Ted don’t shimmy and iont like that #beyondthegates

Someone on the dancing app said Sammy’s dad was a vampire. He was not. But he acted like one which is worse becuz it wasn’t obvious at first

I misspelled the word “debut” in the seventh grade spelling bee. It was 1977. I have not recovered. It has been reported that I have not used that word since then

I saw Sinners in 70 mm. Drove 400+ miles to the IMAX theater in IN. 100/10 would do it again.

The same people who say Adriana Smith should stay hooked up to machines so a fetus can gestate inside her dead body for 7 months because “it’s a sacrifice a mother would make” can’t fathom a mother crossing the border with her children in hopes of providing a better life for them.

ATP if you use the word “demonic” to describe anything, just know I’ve stopped listening

I need to see more hats, capes, and canes because what is this?

Umm excuse me? Where is the latest episode of Beyond the Gates?? Somebody getting fired tonight