250% of Trump's followers believe this math.

Good for her.

Not for the first time, I will remind you: do not fuck with librarians.

Okay, but the erotic fiction stuff better be mine...

Hey, America, how you doing? Oh, shooting peaceful protestors in the head?

www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAssh... It is really impressive to me how often this happens a) someone intrudes on my personal life b) I tell them to leave me alone c) "OHMYGOD! You're so RUDE! How dare you call me out!" As if the nosy person's right to intrude trumps your peace and quiet.

Due to budgetary cutbacks the Super Bowl can only afford Ava Medium and Sort-of-Mischievous Bunny.

Moonlit walk tonight.

Student: I'm concerned about how you're spending money and there's going to be a teachers' strike Alberta Next: [cuts off mic] you're not making sense, your parents should have beaten you more as a child.

Groups of people?

1. Shadowfax 2. Epona 3. Artax

In Canada, we always say "fuck you" politely.

Nice melons. 🍈 🍈 #boobs

This is horrifying thing to show up right in the middle of all my erotic fiction follows.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

[Looks the news] ... JFC ... [goes back to writing erotic fiction]

It was always the boobs. Even when it was butts, it was really the boobs.

If you watch the Netflix Korean Drama "Bon Appétit, Your Majesty", you will have: a) a desire to "braise" meat and bake fancy desserts b) a horrible model for a relationship.

Does it need to be said? I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker. I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement. My goal is to write *my* stories

www.cnn.com/2025/09/16/p... "A separate bill was passed by the House that would lower the age that juveniles can be tried as adults for certain violent offenses to 14 years of age." ... soon... and also, lower the age of consent to 12... retroactively... back to whenever we all were on that island.

This is such an excellent premise for a story that I'm embarrassed I didn't think of it first. 🥇

I have "The Sting" on DVD, although I'm not sure if I like that or "Spy Game" better. Tough call. Also "Sneakers", which was more funny than dramatically riveting, but also good.

A) what did I search for that led to this on my FB feed? B) make sure to keep yourself cold if you wear these. www.facebook.com/share/r/1ABa...

The quote is from Lord of the Rings, when Frodo says that Gollum deserves to die: Gandalf replies: "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends".

I agree there's a crisis of accountability, but I don't think any gender owns it. If you're hetero tho, you'll see it mostly in relationships, so you'll think the opposite gender owns it most. Then you make up dumb explanations like this:

He REALLY won't do the research because it would show how bad a decision this is. He SAYS he won't do the research because it's about parents's right. ... But not doing the research means hospitals have no idea what's coming. ... Oops. ... "Absolutely not," says the jackass.

I'm all good with you calling it the "Department of War" That's what it is. Now that we have that established. What's the timeline on a "Department of Peace"?

Talla, Zhair'lo and their friends are now dealing with their audience with the gods. Soon, they'll be on the way to the frontier and the war being waged against the Temples there. www.patreon.com/posts/138145...

Things you can be "born to be": - my baby - wild - alive Things you are not "born to be": - a criminal For that you need an environment, like poverty, famine, other kinds of hopelessness or extremely rich, shitty parents who never let you face consequences.

This was back before "Lumibricks" figured out the problematic nature of the Brand "Funwhole". Q. "Which one is the funwhole?" A. "Oh, honey. They're all fun if you know what you're doing."

Someone "hyped" my work? Do you guys have "hype". I mean, I do *not* have a marketing arm. It's just me posting my chapters on Bluesky, Patreon and Literotica. Anyway, "Sorry anonymous dood, for not living up to whatever hype you'd been promised" www.literotica.com/s/two-hundre...

I mean, that's exactly how I expect a CEO to act. But I grew up watching The Simpsons, so maybe that's why.

Okay. Given that the X-Ray glasses were a gift from these two women to the man, they meant for him to put them on and look at them. Sure. But how is it that, when he puts them on, he can see through *their* flannel pyjamas, but not *his* of the same material?

wordcamp.quora.com/What-are-the... I saw this and thought, "How do I do my villains?" And I realised... I don't? Talla and Zhair'lo -> the enemy is their society vilifying them (for Reasons!) 200 Dollars -> It's just Kent, Bailey and Laura (and their debt) The Companion -> A malfunctioning computer

The only unbelievable part of this story is that the teacher took the victim's side. Most of the time, when the bully gets a bloody nose, Authority comes down harder on the victim for one time fighting back than they ever did for the 99x the bully abused.

The 80s...

Huh, when Air Canada couldn't rely on back-to-order orders from the government, they sure suddenly were able to bargain in good faith and reach an agreement pretty quickly... www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

I don't understand the lure of LLMs. I enjoy writing letters/emails to people, letting them know what I think, how I feel, congratulating them or whatever with my own energy. I want to be the one who writes my stories, in my style, with my word choices. Using an LLM would defeat the purpose /1

"The Grand Tip of the Dragon" is my porn name.

It's 10pm. Do you know how much of your country is on fire? firesmoke.ca/forecasts/cu...

When you only know where a place is from playing Risk in the 1980s.

www.facebook.com/reel/3674352... I need you to understand that there are people who will *tell* *you*, to your face, that you are responsible for maintaining their happiness. That's not due to a defect of your personality. They're making you feel that way. *Your* only error is letting them.

It'll be a race if two of you try to Minus One each other. Whoever's posted mail reaches my mailbox first.

I'm dubbing it: ... "Mulligan One" ... www.themirror.com/news/us-news...

"I don't sugarcoat it!" Actually 'sugarcoating' is known as 'being nice'. If you're not going to be nice, I don't see why you expect people to put up with you. "You're so defensive! You can't take criticism!" Not from an asshole, I can't.

Good morning Bluesky

For all you morons who say "I did the laundry" and mean the "Loading" part. www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAssh... Humans don't wash clothes anymore. The machines do that for us. It's the hanging and putting away that takes effort.

"Why do you care about grammar? Why do you care about spelling? It's not like you can't tell what I meant!"