Old McDonald lost his farm, E-I-E-I-O He set fire to the bank E-I-E-I-O ... www.facebook.com/reel/1477758...

"An uncommunicated need is a premeditated grievance." We're not talking about the bullshit where the guy refuses to do housework until his wife "just makes a list!" We're talking about romantic needs, relationship needs. If you keep your problems a secret, then you own your unhappiness./1

Um... How else do you guys do relationships? You have to tell the other person what loves mean to you. Otherwise you're just a child setting a trap. wtf.

How I Met Your Mother. #carebears

2:05 "Son..." he sledgehammered the ignorant buffoon at the witness table.

The next time you're wiping down a countertop, play "The Piano Man" by Billy Joel. It's the perfect counter-wiping-down www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz9x...

The important thing is that Poilievre will never learn anything. Yes, what he's doing here is dangerous. It will frighten some into staying on his sinking ship. But it will drive some away too. And possible trigger hateful, violent elements who follow his hateful tirades.

A reminder that "three times" is how many times he *said* he was tested.

Probably this guy.

Once, in my entire relationship with bae, very early on when we weren't well known to be together, this f-boi coworker starting flirting with her. Obvious from the outside, to me, to my female friends, but not to bae. I warned her, but I didn't tell her to "stop being friends with him"/1

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The neat thing he is, OP could be talking about: - the environment and wildlife - AI plagiarising art - your car that can be shut down remotely - your video game that won't work anymore

The world is full of people who hate to see other people enjoying their lives. You're buying the wrong car. Enjoying the wrong movies. You're too romantic with bae. Your hobbies suck. "STOP BEING HAPPY WHEN I'M NOT HAPPY!"

She's had enough of your crap for one day. (Also: hands are very tricky. I just learned that this morning)

No, seriously. His name is Conner. He's head of a college republican group, and he wrote this.

Teachers need to be experts, above the level they're teaching. That's why a Kindergarten teacher can teach everything, but shortly thereafter, you start needing Math Expert Teachers, Music Expert Teachers, and so on. It's not enough to know the material. You need expertise beyond that to teach well

The only way to make this more obviously racist is to reduce the price to 3/5 on those holidays.

The *tattoo*, even...

"You were smuggling DRUGS to the U.S.!" "Are you kidding, it was a THREE HOUR TOUR. We couldn't even reach the U.S. in this thing."

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

STAY A WHILE! ... HAAAAAAVE SOME EGGNOG!

I think it's great when these people come out and say what "free speech" they're actually concerned about. "First the came for 'retard', then they came for 'n*****'. pretty soon I won't be able to say.... etc." Yeah. jfc. At least this way they show us who they really are.

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There's a reason we hate Dolores Umbridge more than Voldemort. Each of us knew a real "Dolores Umbridge", a person of unreasonable cruelty who mysteriously was placed in a position of authority over children. (No, she wasn't some overweight, ugly caricature. Her ugly was all in her actions.)

I understand. He's living in an Institution Cream world and he's into Green Chicks. Pretty basic Captain-Pike type problem.

That's not "women", dumbass. That's capitalism. (It's only "women" to the extent that some women are capitalists.)

I don't want to "gatekeep" or anything, but if you're drawing erotic Rosalina art, you gotta have a Luma in the picture.

This is how I explained it to my dad b4 he passed away "What's all this 'trans' stuff they keep getting angry about?" -- I give him the explanation below-- "What?! You mean trannies!? We had them back in the 70s already. What do I care if you wanna wear a dress? Do whatever you want. Jesus."

When you somehow get through to your racist uncle... (but you know it won't last...)

It's mostly based on the mood of the person asking. "Excuse" - I am angry and you're answering my question "Reason" - I am not angry and you're answering my question That sounds glib, but every time I've been accused of 'making excuses', it's because the other person is angry about something else.

"stop teaching skepticism"

"Pretty Privilege" is a real thing, but it's also a double-edged sword. You're just trying to do your job, getting extra attention from some men, and getting a lot of petty envy from some women. www.facebook.com/share/r/17wi...

Is this what they're doing? Admitting to sex offenses to support Trump? Wish I could help. I once had a crush on a 17-year-old girl, too, but I was 17 at the time, so y'all are out of luck.

www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou... Well, at least some people are into my erotic Choose-your-own-adventure story. Be Wary! Cure the afflicted! But don't be seduced by the monsters... until you're ready!

See: Incel Groups Anti-immigrant groups Some recreation softball teams

1. His mom moved in because she was old and frail, but not so old and frail she couldn't bitch and moan that "you shouldn't cook together. that's the woman's job" and kept up her whining to drag him out of the kitchen. 2. His parents insisted that he not move in ahead of marriage because /1

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What are you doing, Internet? Go home. You're drunk.

Job Creators. Trickle Down. Titans of Industry. Fountainhead. If you tax them too much, they'll leave the country. www.bbc.com/news/article...

This is the thing where men pretend they don't understand feelings so they can say they're very tough, manly men. Grrr.

This is why Senate Democrats had to cave so fast. They needed to deflate this "insurgency" as fast as they could, otherwise they might have be effective, instead of obeying their corporate donors (and AIPAC, who really hates Mamdani).

"Captain, the Sirens are singing about a vintage Ms. Pac-Man Table Top arcade machine!" Sploosh.

www.reddit.com/r/AmITheJerk... I know a woman who rx'd a list like this from her mother. The woman in question wasn't a screwup or anything. She had a job, lived on her own, took care of herself etc. But mom gave her a list of "8 things to fix about yorself" and wanted her to keep it in her wallet.

King: Let the dog cook.

At least we can all tell what floor your mom lives on.

@literotica.com posted by first Story Game! www.literotica.com/g/in-the-mou... Lost in the mountains, it's getting cold and you need shelter. You find a small retreat, a tidy little chalet, warmly lit by fire and protected from wildlife by a sturdy fence. The hosts *seem* very hospitable...

Sharknado is so *yesterday*. ... Today, it's "Blue Honmoon".

Never surrender your dignity because it would inconvenience authority.

www.facebook.com/share/r/1bQh... This guy is an ignorant piece of shit. "You're allowed to be an asshole to your family, to the people who love you the most. That's because you're 'safe' and 'letting your guard down', 'using them as an emotional lightning rod." Wtf. No. No! /1