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"We learn from history that we do not learn from history." —Hegel

"What's the cause of death?" the sergeant asked. The M.E. grunted. "Loss of breath."

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via #FakeAPStylebook: Johnson Administration - presidency of Lyndon Johnson, 1963-69; "johnson administration" — something Brett Favre doesn’t do well.

Guy says, “No thanks, I’ll just take the Green Stamps.”

Today’s the day!

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Aaaaaand this book has me at chapter 0… I think i just read this three times in a row. Beautiful.

via #FakeAPStylebook — A superscript is a script that was rocketed to Earth as an infant from its doomed homeworld.

On the necessity of the Oxford comma. 🤨

You caught it, you clean it.

Inspired by a friend, I gave ChatGPT a try with: “Create a caricature of me & my job based on everything you know about me.” It built this from a slightly older photo, so my hair is wrong. I wear one watch on my left. The notebook ref is close. Coffee yes. The tiger-stripe jacket is a vibe, though.

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Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again: THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR THE 7UPS THE FRENCH CONNECTION STAR WARS ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN Bonus: SOYLENT GREEN

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Via #FakeAPStylebook: While it’s tempting to call them ‘baristi’ because of the Italian roots, the plural of ‘barista’ is ‘journalism majors.’

This is a photo taken by an American spy showing the Canadians secretly building their border wall with the U.S. Mexico is paying for it.

“Stealing is only a crime, but betrayal of a friend is a sin.” —Bone, The Rule of the Bone; T.C. Boyle

Herr Obersturmbannführer ...

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This is my manuscript's watermark. #IYKYK

It’s a self check-out. 🤷‍♂️

#TheMems That time when my partners Richard Basile (foreground) and George Yerry (right-RIP) and I, all MP Investigators, provided security for #WolfmanJack's visit to our neighboring kaserne in Schweinfurt about 197 ... 5? @USArmy #MPI [I'm taking the photo.]

Quote of the Day by General Douglas MacArthur: "Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul." #KeepCharging #KeepWriting #NeverQuit

via @FakeAPStylebook: In stories about celebrity deaths, remember the four S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sensational speculation.

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Here's a story prompt if ever there was one. ☠️ Grave Robber Arrested After Police Found Over 100 Human Skulls in His Basement

Here's a story prompt if ever there was one. ☠️ Grave Robber Arrested After Police Found Over 100 Human Skulls in His Basement

If you can’t choose your own font properly, please consult a publishing professional. #cantunseeit

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@philathans.bsky.social has an interesting essay on Word For Writers. Well done. 👍

I didn't have People magazine taking up the mantle of Teen Vogue on my 2026 bingo card. people.com/ice-employee...

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Release date April 28!

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For whomever needs to hear this ...

Good.

“States fail when they cannot distinguish fools from serious men.” —Antisthenes

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This is real right now.

Just do it. #amwriting