just saw a girl post a video being cutesy with her bf to the song... Actually Romantic

we also got aaallllllll the hair colors of Taylor... platinum, dark, and red.

the alliteration comment was hilarious, let me know when yall hear that part

SAME

Dick = Check Ass = Stacks Thighs = Skies That's my report for now lmaooo

Just watched a comedy

Absolutely wild choice of font

Btw please don’t belittle people who are unhappy with it. Many of us are also aware it’s part of the show. The bops aren’t bopping for me & my taste but I might feel differently after another listen or two. With midnights, I fell in love with it on first listen. K, goodnight. 💙

might have to watch this

a fortnight after the life of a showgirl is 10-18-25 ... theories? No Beard Day. 10-18 in police code signifies an urgent matter or a command to complete a present assignment as quickly as possible. ⏳ also the day of a big No Kings demonstration.

this 😮‍💨

This album is pure satire. Camp to the max. She is giving the fans (represented by the HAIM sisters) exactly what they want—the talk about the ring, the talk about the title (of wife), the dick… I think she’s making a mockery of her image— “You knew what you wanted, and boy you got her”

Is she eating the red cake? 👀❤️‍🔥🎂

lol

umm chat, have we seen this?? "Plan it out so it doesnt look planned. 10 different backup plans. Know your exits. Shoulders back. Eyes up. HIT YOUR MARKS. YOUR WINKS. SPARKS. Tell them a story like it's an intimate dinner party?!?"

Thrill of it all. Winks. Other things.

I love this particular piece of promo for the rollout. Because what do you mean a TIME CARD! She's clocking in... paid time.

Noticing the watch wearing lately... Midnights: She's a clock. TTPD: clock around her neck. Engagement: watch. Interviews: watch? Capital radio interview in the UK, she has that watch on.

Anyone else going to the movies today? 👀

Hey did the midnights album release (and ttpd?) have LYRIC videos? Interesting that we have visualizers and no lyrics on YouTube or Spotify... right?

Did a quick edit to help myself start to process wth is happening rn hope we like it lol

has this account been hacked? anyone else get weird message about a scam, a link, discord, or needing "help"?

YO IS THERE AN IMPERSONATOR ACCOUNT OF ME!?!?

wait... was ghosting the prince in the bejeweled mv even more literal to mean ghosting producer jack antonoff for this album?

Dreams - play it, then play fate of ophelia

Extra pissed that she used a Fleetwood Mac drum riff for the intro 🥴

I fear our cult leader has become too powerful...

y'all can hate me, but this album was underwhelming and not at all relatable or impactful - at least at first listen... shoulda gone to work. billionaire capitaylism got me again.

and you're never gonna? thanks girlies

idk but my bf is gonna love honey, and that's an L for us fam

I wanted to like this album, I even bought merch shit I can't afford - trust me, these aren't the takeaways I was hoping to have 🙂‍↔️

CANCELLED! sounds like the new intro song for Secret Lives of Mormon Wives 😭

is it just me or is this gonna be too un-relatable for gen pop? 🫣

wait is Wi$h Li$t reminiscent of Daylight !?!?! Help yall

basketball? girl he plays FOOTBALL

wait that "uh" was reminiscent

no someone needs to hold my hand and explain this to me... will report back after my 12pm showtime tomorrow

just getting wine drunk now, so is Ruin The Friendship about a dead person? or?

Speaking of traitors and smooth operators... yall better feed me theories! QUICK! QUICKLY!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS Fathers Figure !?! WHY GEORGE CREDITED IF... THIS?! HELP IM MAD WHAT IN THE --

Opalite is what I expected the Sabrina Carpenter feature to sound like... very camp 👁️

ONYX NIGHT ?!? hold tf up

👀 ID WOULD TRADE THE CARTIER FOR SOMEONE TO TRUST 🫣 as a gaylor, kaylor over: confirmed. SORRY

Fate of Ophelia sounds Selena Gomez - coded AF

THIS HOMOPHONE JUST HIT ME!!! the bit (🎭) and reins (reign 👑) of it all bridle 🐴🎠🏇🏼 vs bridal 👰🏼‍♀️💒💍 @drstrangegeorge.bsky.social 🆘

My hyperfixations, acquired like bruises

I was cryin (in a getaway car) I was dyin (in a getaway car) Said goodbye! (in a getaway (car)) 🏁 🏎️💨

BRYAN ADAMS YAAAASSSSS!!!!! THATS HOW YOU DO IT!! 🎸 YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD LAST FOREVER! THOSE WERE THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE!

"The term "hereby" has been used since the 13th century to mean "by means of this" or "by this action or document," indicating that the action described is being performed at the moment of speaking or writing." We hereby conduct this post mortem 🎥🎬🎞️🪦 My beloved ghost and ME! sitting in a tree. 🪾

just submitted my request for the day off on 10/3... feels necessary. bc what do you mean in theaters with bts of the creation of this album? I will be REQUIRED to tune in. obviously.