The Jacobs favourite pastime. Drinking, farting and belching in the buff! 😂 Video: @custompetsongs.bsky.social

Merry Christmas to all our fabulous friends. X

Sergeant Herbie Royce "Too many careless Sunday drivers out today! *tuts*

Miss Marbles "I've had a lovely Sunday lunch at the vicarage and I'm now going to get the bus home".

Satis House is nothing compared to Dr Drake Culla’s wine cave… bsky.app/profile/emer...

Norris Dean "The weather is very bad today, so please stay at home and only travel if essential. There is major disruption to rail services". #StormCuthie

Carl Fogg "Hello! I'm the owner of Bearington Taxis, and we've just rolled out a new fleet of cars!"

Looks like things are starting to loosen up a bit in Bearington - it’s a relaxed opening in prospect from @emergencyteds.bsky.social

Candice Floss "Hello, everyone. My christmas delivery is arriving tomorrow so look out for some very exciting offers!"

Student Nurse Shirley Shelby "The patient is very badly impacted and needs help". ANP Connie Stapation "So, I'd suggest 2 enemas to get things moving. Microlax followed by a phosphate and if that doesn't do the trick she may need some Picolax".

Humpfrey Boone "Some appointments have opened up for my physiotherapy clinic in December, so please book with Brenda on reception".

Ceecee Wax "Hello Bearington residents! We are getting booked up for Christmas, so if you fancy a new head fur style or a pawdicure, please give us a call before we are booked up!"

PC Bobby Bobblestock "We're doing house to house enquiries on Tafurley Street following reports of a peeping tom in the area".

Sergeant Herbie Royce "Please take note! When you drive in the rain Please take your time And use your brain". #HerbiesLaw

Constable Skip Ramsay "We have a motto about drug dealing, furry community: If we catch you selling drugs We'll take a photo of your mug!"

Anoushka Popov "Mr Cuthbert dressing gown wash off now machine put". Cuthbert "It doesn't need a wash". Anoushka Popov "You home last night and sat on pizza drunk". Cuthbert "Oh I wondered why I could smell pepperoni!"

Ernie Goldtop "Good morning Bearington residents! I'm out on my rounds and with Christmas coming up we have been inundated with orders for our organic brandy clotted cream!"

Captain Miles Dace "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome onboard Flight 629 service from Bearington to Bangkok. We are currently first in line for take-off and are expected to be in the air in approximately three minutes time".

DS Cindy Pugh "Good morning. I'm on patrol tonight, and I'm on my way to Bearington Chase".

Oliver Prim "Good evening from Furakesh! We are so busy, and there is such a great vibe tonight! We close at 1am, so come along! We look forward to seeing you!"

Sergeant Herbie Royce "Please drive carefully in the rain. Don't be a clown!"

DCI Sherlock Holmes "Don't forget my motto: I'll track you down If you commit a crime There's no escape And you'll be doing time!"

Sergeant Harold Rolls "My parking motto furry community: "If you park on double yellow lines Without a badge That's a £30 fine!"

Charge Nurse Nathan Wilcox "Please take note of our motto about alcohol furry community: When you have lots to drink You think you're Superman But end up wearing a splint!"

Sergeant Herbie Royce "My motto about speeding furry community: If you drive like Sterling Moss I'll give you points And take some cash!"

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Don't forget this motto furry community: Whatever the weather Rain or shine I will be out there Solving a crime!"

Aubrey Wriggglesworth "We have a Saturday night motto! Get drunk!" *giggles*

Dr Ted "Please don't forget our A&E department's Saturday night motto! Don't eat too much Or get too jolly You could end up On our trolley!"

PC Bobby Bobblestock "Please remember our Saturday night motto furry community: If you drink lots of ale Don't be naughty Or you'll go to jail".

Josh Knowles "We've just handed a patient over to Dr Ted and now it's time to clean the Ambo!"

Brian Elks "This clown never learns as he's stuck in Bearington marshes, again!"

Dr Drake Culla "Home sweet home!"

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Thanks for your time, Patsy". Patsy "So, you're going to release Dr Culla?" Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Yes, the FPS have dropped all charges". Patsy "That's great!" Lieutenant Pawlumbo "I'll get you a ride home". Patsy "Great!"

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Did Dr Culla follow you down?" Patsy "No! I left him dancing to monster mash! You have to release him. He's well nice and kind, and I sort of fancy him. I got so drunk that I lost track of time". Lieutenant Pawlumbo "OK. I'll need a written statement".

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Did Dr Culla put you in the cellar?" Patsy "No! I was in the room and tried to open the rusty shutters as it was very stuffy, and I cut my paw. I saw the handle on the floor and opened it and saw all the wine down there so I went down".

Patsy "I can't believe how drunk I was!" Lieutenant Pawlumbo "We charged charged Dr Culla..". Patsy "What? Why?" Lieutenant Pawlumbo "We found your blood in a hallway, and you disappeared on his property". Patsy "I bit one of my claws, and I made it bleed a little.

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "How you doing, Patsy?" Patsy "I'm good. I can't wait to get home". Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Have you been put off wine?" Patsy "Oh no. If it wasn't for the wine, I'd have been very dehydrated!" Lieutenant Pawlumbo *chuckles* Let's go through for a debrief".

Dr Ted "I'm happy to discharge you, but you must finish your course of antibiotics, Patsy". Patsy "Will do, Dr Ted". Dr Ted "I'm glad you were found before that cut turned nasty!"

Officer Noah Stover "Cilla! We've found Patsy. She's OK!" Cilla "Oh my god! Really?! I have to see her!" Officer Noah Stover "She's on her way to Bearington General to get checked over. I'll take you there now!" Cilla *sobs*

Patsy "The werewolf's going to get me!" *runs* PC Evelynn Hall "Kojak!" *echoes* *PD Kojak nears Patsy* Patsy "Nice doggie". PC Evelynn Hall "Kojak!" *echoes* Patsy "Your dog's here". PC Evelynn Hall "Is that Patsy Jacobs?" Patsy "Yes!" PC Evelynn Hall "I'm a police officer!"

Patsy "Oh god, there's a werewolf after me! Help!"

Patsy *belches* "Crikey, that was some red wine!" *belches* *heavy breathing echoes down the tunnel* Patsy "What's that?! *bites claws* I wanna go home!" *sobs*

Oh no! [lost in dark spooky place]… OH NO! [lost in dark spooky place with TONS OF FINE VINTAGE WINE😱]

Patsy "Oh, where am I?! It's so spooky here, and I just want to go home! OMG, look at all the booze!"

CSI Barnaby "Good evening! I'm working a crime scene at Dr Culla's property in Bearington!"

PD Kojak *barks* PC Evelynn Hall "Kojak, what is it?" PD Kojak *continues to bark* PC Evelynn Hall *pats PD Kojak and notices blood. "Oh goodness! *talks on radio* PC Hall. 6376. Blood found at Dr Culla's residence. Forensics and CID required. Over!"

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "I'm joined by Patsy's sister Cilla, who would like to say a few words". Cilla "We aren't giving up hope on finding Patsy. If you know anything please contact the police!" *sobs* Lieutenant Pawlumbo "No questions at this stage".

Lieutenant Pawlumbo "Good evening. We've had a development in the investigation into the disappearance of Patsy Jacobs. We've recovered CCTV of Patsy Jacobs, which we believe to be the last footage before she disappeared".