My turkey fry contraption. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

Once you realize Trump is not intelligent, lazy, corrupt, and amoral everything he does makes sense.

Brazil has their 💩 together better than the US.

You know a conman is exceptional when he managed to convince half the country that a wealthy born New Yorker who always got bailed out by his father for his terrible business acumen was the man of the people.

When Trump admitted he doesn’t think the NY mayor elect is a jihadist like Elise Stephanik does feels like Trump announced politics is as fake as the WWE.

If another country kidnapped, mistreated, and removed from the country Catholics without due process like the US is doing now, MAGA would say that country is persecuting Christians.

JD Vance can only dream that Trump looks at him like he does the young, dynamic, charismatic Muslim NY mayor-elect.

MAGA is so anti-American, they are more offended that the American POTUS is friendly and respectful with the mayor-elect of NY than the POTUS being friends with Putin.

Make no mistake, Trump signed to release the Epstein files, not b/c he wants that to happen, but b/c he didn’t want to show how weak af he is when his veto would have gotten overridden by a huge margin.

I miss the days when a president targeting people and intentionally putting them in danger from doing so was something that would ruin his political career.

It turns out that picking an adjudicated rapist who was Epstein's best friend to release the Epstein files and bring his victims a measure of justice was a terrible idea.

I miss the days when you didn't have to worry about a malevolent psycho being the POTUS and didn't have to constantly be worried about what insane, illegal, or irresponsible thing he will say or do or fail to do.

It’s a Democrat hoax; the 2020 election was rigged; quiet piggy; I’m a stable genius: people are tired of Fat Elvis and his oldies.

Republicans have a bill to deport immigrants who attack dogs. Goldman moves to have it renamed to: The Kristi Noem Canine Relief Act

What MTG discovered the hard way is that Trump has no interest in actually solving problems or improving anyone’s life but his own.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it !!! 💯🔥🔥🔥 GOP party of Domestic Terrorism !!!

Someone came up with calling her Megyn R. Kelly. That’s 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

The reason MAGA is unable to find an heir apparent to Trump to continue the MAGA movement is that MAGA doesn’t really have any core principles. MAGA is not loyal to anything but Trump. MAGA will die when Trump dies.

Now seems like the right time for MAGA to admit that liberals have always been right on how nefarious and incompetent Trump is, and now a lot of them sound like THEY have TDS.

Not enough people are saying that it looks like Gislaine Maxwell is blackmailing Trump. That’s why she’s giving favorable testimony, getting favorable treatment, and might get a presidential pardon or commutation.

Have you noticed that when people extricate themselves from the MAGA cult, like MTG, they suddenly start to make sense and sound normal? 🤯

Now that MTG has been targeted by Trump, she now expresses contrition for her role in targeting people like Trump that causes his cult followers to potentially harm them and their families. I miss the days when presidents were decent and didn’t target people so they could be harassed or assaulted.

According to Trump, the Epstein files shouldn’t be released because it’s a “Democrat Hoax.” But prominent Democrats like Bill Clinton and Larry Summers should be investigated by Pam Bondi because everyone knows they’re in the Epstein files. 🤯🤔

Gonna be hilarious when Trump vetoes the release of Epstein files and Fox and the right wing media will continue to ridiculously insist that the ones actually keeping the Epstein files from being released are the Democrats.

People need to start waking up to the harsh reality that the objective of Trump's tariff policy is not to bring jobs back to Americans or to enrich Americans but to enrich Trump and his friends.

With the release of Epstein emails and the imminent release of the Epstein files, we are now in the right wing media phase of attempting to normalize pedophilia. Exhibit A: Megyn Kelly.

Not one undocumented person has committed a mass shooting or violently stormed the Capitol. And I bet you won’t ever find a single undocumented person in the Epstein files.

Now that there’s actual credible evidence of Washington politicians being and protecting pedophiles, where the fu@k is Qanon?

Jasmine Crockett: "If people decide that they want to continue to support person who may be a pedophile themselves or a person who obviously is covering on pedophiles, that's on them. But they should at least know the devil they decided to pick."

Never forget: if Trump had done nothing and let the Biden economy continue booming, he could have taken credit for it, his base would have gullibly believed him, and everybody would be enjoying a booming economy.

Republicans lost their shit over Hillary Clinton and her emails, but they could care less about emails connecting Donald Trump to a world wide pedophile ring. FUCKING HYPOCRITES!

It’s a heck of a thing watching an entire political party cover up the crimes of the POTUS in real time.

The reason Trump looks like he doesn’t care about “affordability” or anything else is because he actually doesn’t care. He’s already accomplished his goal of corruptly making billions off the presidency.

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It’s not about obtaining a result; it’s about intimidating minorities from organizing.

Senate Democrats negotiated with terrorists. So now the MAGA terrorists know it works.

Because Trump doesn’t have an affordability problem, he doesn’t think anyone else has one either. Dude can’t look beyond himself.

It turns out a felon who was born rich, inherited millions and who corruptly made billions in ten months expects people to believe him when he says America does not have an affordability problem.

The MAGA party has created this fake Biden scandal that his pardons should be reversed because he must have not known what he was doing since he used an auto pen. Meanwhile, Trump admits on national tv that he didn’t know who he pardoned. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Guy who corruptly made $3B in the last 10 months can’t understand why people are complaining how expensive everything is.

You could say that again, you could say that again

Their problem is actually not with the Pope. It’s with Jesus.

Trump is finding out he can't gaslight the vast majority of people about the economy.

Sadly, the message Republicans got last night is that they need to rig more elections, gerrymander and engage in more voter suppression tactics than to do anything that resembles doing what the people want.

Vance gonna change religions like he changes his name.

To MAGA: Fund food banks not ball rooms. That’s the Christian thing to do.

Trump pardoned a billionaire crypto criminal for $2 billion and everybody is acting like this is normal.