one day the world will realize my genius

sewage plant tour

painful

lebron james is the lebron of basketball

So called "free thinkers" when the baggage conveyor starts moving

i love this account my favourite type of dog they looks so dumb and stupid long ass nose

When you so cooked on the test you just start making up shit

why do you people follow me i dont post anything interesting

magnets are fucking black magic

The cereal is speaking to me like the green goblin mask

who up swagging rn

Paige and Billy from Deadlock-

How do we know math is real

ding fries are done

who are you people stop following me

who made the iphone like who made the first production iphone which factory worker paind 2.6 dong an hour put togheter the first iphone

I'm sorry for making this #deltarune #undertale #toriel #fanart

thank god likes aren't public

can we thank toby fox for inventing bad bitches

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

slenderman if he worked at the grocery store: collect my coupons

breakfast without court jester

Great heavens! I need a car and fast, but how will I ever know where a car dealership is? The ever groovy whacky wavy inflatable tube man:

real dialogue from the game btw #deltarune

Yo undyne who ate nine

doom monsters wearing high heels

Wii U

I have a crippling fear of ladders

They should release the naughty list

OS-25 suborbital flight test

Wearing two watches so I have quadruple time

If I was the lion I wouldn't do that

Honk schnoo sleep on that thang

Stanky leg

Thank God he hit the "release deltarune" button and not the "delete deltarune" button

drip swag like a broken faucet

Imagine if he was called Geoff the killer

He was an LTT screwdriver boy and she was an ifixit girl

my favourite gamecube game is "luigi's particularly large domicile"

I think we should replace central park with a parking lot

Eminem's hit song: "Denim"

cant believe bowser got knotted

I gave in and bought a surface pro x

They should make clothing out of asbestos

holy shit its called NTFS because it was made for windows NT

Sorry zeph

They got me

Woke slenderman be like: collect my genders

Got all the va’s I wanted for the Wagon Thieves concept trailer… now I just gotta record with the rest of em