oil up bro. new windows update to break your shit.

Seriously that text goes so hard, I love it: "[My new license] is not following the OSI definition of open-source because i don’t give a damn how capital defines its needs." https://tldr.nettime.org/@tante/115230422460611013

# Hackers – 15. Sep 1995 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackers_(film)

"clippy wouldn't spy on you" yeah the fuck he would. Introducing Clippy 2 now with Copilot. He's smarter than ever and will do all those things you think he wouldn't. He'll enslave you if it means it'll get that damn letter written.

for a long time I've been ignoring git GUI tools ("I can just use the command line! it's fine!) but recently I've been needing to do a lot of repeated "edit the commit message of the commit 3 commits ago", and doing that with `git rebase -i` is annoying. with lazygit I can just scroll to the […]

The meetings will continue until morale improves. #work

Tuesday Thoughts: One of the skills that is often appreciated is the ability to work under pressure. I get it. There are times when pressure is, unfortunately, necessary. I've experienced it and I'll experience it again. What I don't understand are situations where pressure is created simply to […]

:rubberduck: ♥️ #why2025

Just a simple #fact for #today and, in fact, any other day. 🤣 #memes #microsoft #MicrosoftTeams #windows

Attendee at a recent talk: "You're the reason I got into security." Me: "I'm really sorry."

There's a brand new museum in Zagreb - the Video Game History Museum. https://vghm.hr/ Lots of interactive exhibits - I got to replay the original Space Invaders on a cabinet, Ecco the Dolphin on a MegaDrive, and lost at Asteroids on a vector display. It […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Heute ist in der Stadt Salzburg Marathon und die ganze Innenstadt ist für Autos gesperrt. 1. Städte sind nicht laut, sondern Autos. 2. Wo Straßenbahn? Weil der Bus steckt jetzt im Stau von massenhaft verwirrten Autofahrern. 3. Können wir das nicht einfach so lassen? :welp:

Die Zeit heilt alle Wunder.

Today is the day. #puppet is dead, long live #openvox Background: Puppet Inc. betrayed the #foss community and changed their license. This resulted in a #fork called #openvoxproject, but existing puppet releases still worked, so many #devops did not care enough to switch. Yesterday the release […]

Your #space needs more #blahaj #blahajinbackpack #biketransit #cargobackpack

In the 15+ years people have been promoting blockchains, this flowchart remains undefeated.

London! 😍

[java, openssl, pkcs12, keycloak, tableflip] heute für sie gelernt: `openssl pkcs12` hat einen schalter namens `-jdktrust` - wenn man den beim erstellen eines pkcs12 containers für einen truststore nicht hernimmt, dann mag java den truststore nicht und ignoriert ihn. also eigentlich keycloak […]

Die Form des Wortes 'Mochi' impliziert die Existenz eines großen 'Moch' …

Kann es sein, dass die ÖVP dachte, die FPÖ werde dankbar sein, dass doch mit ihr verhandelt wird, dass sie den Kanzler kriegt und wie in den Ländern etwas Symbolik: Corona-Fonds, Genderverbot etc. Und jetzt realisiert die ÖVP langsam, dass der Slogan „Mit uns gegen das System“ ernst gemeint war?