I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

Percentage likelihood to better/match/miss the two lines is shown below. Most likely at the moment that we will land between the two - our most likely position to finish is 17th, which would exactly match the Beamish Line, but less likely that we reach that number of points (58). #STFC

At least @swindonadvertiser.bsky.social is consistent in using photos which aren't from the actual match featured. Cheltenham (left, allegedly) but it's actuaĺly Port Vale (probably)

Me: *accidentally cuts myself while cleaning up broken glass* A sensible person: "do you need a plaster?" Me, using electrical tape to stick a scrap of toilet paper to the open wound, just as my father taught me: "why would I need one of those?"

Put aside previous stints and whether they turned out well or not. Or whether him and Ollie would get on or not. Simply looking at his ‘skill-set’ (to use an Ollie phrase) and it fits perfectly with what the squad requires. 🏹

This letter in the New Statesman a couple of years ago seems even truer now.

I think this may be the greatest ever post on here. IYKYK

I for one am doubly gutted !

Everyone in Swindon knows that view. Many of us are pretty familiar with the inside of the pub, too.

Sean Morrison is on a free, at least worth looking at?

Sunrise over #Stroud valley. Picture taken from top of #Minchinhampton common looking down the valley towards the rising morning sun. The Autumn mists hang heavy in the bottom of the valley below the hills visible on each side.

#STFC fans. With the departure of the Head of Football just 30 or so days until the January Transfer Window I thought I’d take a look at how Town have done in recent previous January windows. Looks like Town are gonna have to buck their xfer window trend if they want to stay up.

Some days Boo and I simply just like to sit and stare out of the kitchen window together. #bestfriends

Broncos rookie QB Bo Nix reveals his name is short for Bodacious Nicaragua #DenvsLV

I see The Bears still suck. 😂

#STFC fans this Sunday morning. My new pinned post on BlueSky. Stay inside out of the wind and rain. Put the kettle on for a cuppa and enjoy reading about why STFC find ourselves (almost) rock-bottom of the EFL. (Spoiler alert. It didn’t happen overnight).

Free-to-read tonight, because I think this one needs it. #stfc

#STFC Fans. I’ve done a deep dive into why we find ourselves in the situation we do. So. If you fancy reading about 4000 words on Town. Put the kettle on. Put your feet up and settle down for half an hour. Thank you to Jason for kindly hosting on his site. sites.google.com/view/nomorfo...

#STFC. Leicester scored their 3rd goal at Wembley. 3-0 up to 3-3. Momentum gone. All looked lost. Hoddle gathered his team said this. “Don’t feel sorry for yourselves. We are the only ones that can rescue this situation. Stick together” We fans must not feel sorry for ourselves. We must fight on.

Where we are this evening has not come out of nowhere. It’s not unexpected. It was predictable and predicted. It’s not the fault of the fans. It’s not even the fault of the current players or the current manager. It’s not even wholly the fault of the current owner.

If there’s National League - In your neighbourhood. Who you gonna call ?

#STFC lineup for this afternoon. 📢Jaxon Klaxon📢 Brown on the bench.

@sellorm.com it’s that moment you’ve been waiting for . . . 🫡

I should have factored in the weather on my match preview I guess.

@sellorm.com followed you so you can get a nice round 100 followers Sir 🫡

Cheltenham vers Tranmere tonight. 17th vers 19th. We’re so far down the table that this match has no immediate bearing on our situation. Grim ☹️ Town really really need a win this weekend. We don’t want to be bottom two (obvs) but also we need to keep mid-table in reach.

MK. The most pointless and boring club exactly where they should be.

Downsborough Thomas Trollope Butler Burrows Harland Heath Smart Smith Noble Rogers Penman Dawson Jones Blick Williams Cousins 🏆 #STFC 🏆

#STFC Unveiling of the statue. It looks great. Really good. Rogers, Trollope, and Butler with the honours.

Almost time.

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#STFC Just listened to Ollie’s presser interview for the Morecambe game. We know that has an unconventional style. BUT. He’s likeable, knowledgable AND on Sat we could have ‘three of our own’ on the pitch this Sat. Minturn McGregor Brown Also Ameen must be close too. #Ollie’sBabes

A bit of Don and John. Reliving their Wembley win. #STFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUat...

The club isn't getting much right atm but this looks superb #stfc

No live sport on this eve so am watching ‘One Jets Drive’ On a five game losing streak it’s like watching a real-life ‘Bad News Bears’ albeit not baseball of course. Very enjoyable.

“Oh Ted how I envy you, such a simple blissful existence you live, free from the torment of tax on assets above three million” #TaxTheRich

All EFL clubs could have American owners by next 5/10 years ? Let’s hope it’s sooner than that #STFC TICK TOCK Morfuni

bsky.app/profile/did:... Compiled a list of #STFC fans on Bluesky in this list, if you're not on here just give me a shout and I'll add you.

#STFC strikers season so far (Smith aside). Total47 matches. A full season for single player equivalent. 2 Goals. 1 Assist. Give Ameen a game ❤️ - Tshimanga 12 Games. 1 Goal 0 Assist - Glatzel 14 Games. 1 Goal 1 Assist - Drinnan 14 Games 0 Goal 0 Assist - McGurk 7 Games. 0 Goals 0 Assist

Homemade Chicken Katsu with rice and peas. I never seem to make enough when making this. Will make double batch next time.

He ‘farms’ 5000 acres y’know. Not an IHT dodge at all. He wants to pass it on to his children so that they can continue the fine Lloyd-Weber farming tradition thats been in his family for (checks notes) 1 generation. Ie Himself.

First they came for the miners, and I did not speak out—because I was a ‘farmer’. Then they came for the Pro-Europeans, and I did not speak out—because I was a ‘farmer’. Then they came for my IHT dodge and everyone said ‘just pay up like the rest of us have to’. [apologies to] Martin Niemöller

Never the same weather two days running when going over the top of Minchinhampton common. One day autumn mists , the next first snow flurries of winter.

This summer when Buster Boo questioned the need to learn how to swim #lake32

@clmeadows.bsky.social one for yourself ?

STFC vers Morecambe Match Preview 🧵 22nd vers 24th 90th vers 92nd The battle to see which is the worst and which is not quite the worst football team in the country. The footballing equivalent of two bald men fighting over a comb.