THIS WEEK SUCKED. And it's not over yet for me, I will be working into the evening and even this weekend. But at least its the weekend. FUCK YOU, THIS WEEK.

I can’t help it. I really like the movie Eraser.

Watching a movie from the early 90’s. I remember when you could smoke on planes and in offices and the mall. Fuck I’m old. I’m old enough to remember malls. :/

My goodest boy can tell I’m having a rough go of it and has been super affectionate and doting of me all day. <3 #mastodogs #dogsofpixelfed #fedidogs #dogsoffedi #dogsofmastodon

Forgot to not eyebang the sales engineer. Whooo. Is it hot in here?

How “cutting edge” is it if it’s fabricating fiction that’s also defamatory? “They argue that the cutting-edge technology not only created and published false, damaging information about individuals or groups but, in many cases, continued putting it out even after the companies that built and […]

Because I couldn’t hear you *punch* Over the sound *punch* Of now I’m punching you *punch* —Sterling Archer

Go fuck yourself. Performative fuck. https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5o6k7jvowuyaquloafzn3cfw/post/3m5ia3a6oks24

OMG BUT WHAT IF HE USED AUTOPEN OMGOMGOMG This is you, Republicans: this is how you sound. https://mastodon.social/@RealJournalism/115540319634951208

Boy seasonal #depression hit like a ton of bricks this year. Bam.

Fucking criminal that Johnson. https://flipboard.com/@thenewsdesk/politics-9rga37brz/-/a-d0dpNDOLRIyGGpiMPE3yPw%3Aa%3A43591897-%2F0

Actual picture of me as a tree

Oh Man I came down to the bedroom to take off my sweatshirt but Jesus lordt does this bed feel comfortabzzzzzzzzzzzz

Boy this Four Seasons Spring from Opus 8 is just abusive to the floutist. Someone standing behind him with a cattle prod I suspect.

It also hits hard that the White House has put out several Star Wars memes where they’re siding with the Empire or Vader. https://defcon.social/@fortyseven/115526443247725996

Me trying to describe a string quartet I can’t remember the name of: “you know, one of his famous works, his stringamabobs.”

Fuck it’s dark at like 5pm now. Certified bullocks.

What’s up with those people that say “homosexual” the same way they pronounce “homicide?” “Hahmaisecksual”

Amazing 3D Art By Joe and Max (8 Photos) 👉 https://streetartutopia.com/2025/09/16/3d-art-by-joe-and-max/

What is the right season to plant these light bulbs?

Today I’m learning about fly sex. And how when they do it in the dark they reproduce more. I assume Al Green is involved somehow.

It's still so weird to me that the idea of universal healthcare is so political here. It's a given in so many other places, and I miss it. And people don't realize how good it is for innovation. You can take so many more risks when your health and well-being aren't tied to a salaried employer.

America —> Federal Government Shutdown —> Trifecta (WH, House, Senate) —> Dem Trifecta: Rs and Ds blame D’s 100% R Trifecta: Ds blame Rs BUT Rs blame D’s * NO MATTER WHAT, Rs will always blame Ds. * Democrats will blame democrats if the democrats are in power. * Republicans will blame […]

“Bottoms for punishments.” “Gluttons for punishment?” “Yeah what’d’I say?”

My super power is finding typos in subtitles which make me rageish.

With tits in both hands and an ass in the other.

It’s been a real business doing pleasure with you.

RE: https://floss.social/@CleoMenezesJr/115512297486961039 Yup.

Theme-song to Naked Gun

For science https://beige.party/@RickiTarr/115486003460317884

Dude these dog farts are chemical warfare potent

“And they all welcomed me with open flies. Arms. What did I say?”

“Love to can’t got a pussy to break.” —Lana Kane

I am nervous. Scared even. But part of me wants SCOTUS to hear Davis’ renewed objections so they will either decide and tell me to my face that I’m a second class citizen or reaffirm my marriage and tell that hateful dumb bitch to fuck off again. Gift 🎁 article […]

Forgot what it was called and described the moving ramp thing at the mall as The Skedaddleator

Escargot pants.

I will watch “Casino” tonight and every time I see James Woods I will scream MAGA Nanopenis!

Today I spewed Red Bull out of my nose on camera as one of our legal counsel casually said “kicked in the dick” in a formal setting.

interesting details here about ICE addressing the city government, refusing to fully identifying themselves, then pissing the council off by admitting they were just empty suits wasting everyone's time.

an astonishing knowledge gap for [checks notes] an ICE officer leading a program to recruit police for immigration-officer duties. yeah, def fire her for having zero information necessary to actually do her job and then whoever interviewed her b/c they clearly don't know what their job is either.

RE: https://discuss.systems/@ricci/115504720054699983 This is super awesome, so much so that not only did I boost it for one, for a second I also used it to send my first in-software Mastodon quote post. Awesome. 8)

While cleaning a storage room, our staff found this tape containing #unix v4 from Bell Labs, circa 1973 Apparently no other complete copies are known to exist: https://gunkies.org/wiki/UNIX_Fourth_Edition We have arranged to deliver it to the Computer History Museum #retrocomputing

#bad #band names that might be so bad they're actually good. #actuallygood #boost #group #poll #polling

This government that flouts the Fourth Amendment and then lies about it to courts and the people has crossed a moral and legal frontier. https://newrepublic.com/article/202672/ice-arresting-american-citizens-and-lying

The subtle art of adopting an artist into your catalog because they're like, totally a beautiful babe, yano? #music #artist #techno #dance #edm #hotties

Higgins, fetch me my throwing sandwiches. https://mastodon.social/@SordidAmok/115500163383086104

“You’re yelling!” “It’s therapeutic!”

My field name is Dick Sledge

Pick up Homer, pick him up… and then throw damn you… https://mastodon.social/@SimpsonsFrames/115499841619436127

I can tell dems won yesterday without even consulting the news because my main is full of happy thirst traps. <3