[Death, Lindsey Graham, USPOL] Lindsey Graham is dead and the "don't speak ill of the dead" replies are already rolling in, so let's jump into that shit first. That saying is about 2,600 years old. Chilon of Sparta allegedly said it around 600 BC, written down centuries later by Diogenes […]

Oh no, oh Pizza Hut marketing team what is that logo

I would really like to do stuff this weekend but I feel awful, like I'm sick but in a very nondescript way.

"I'm sorry that my zoloft prevents me from making active change." 🤣

Obama's largess knew no bounds. Trump's large ass knew no bounds. 🤔

I feel like it should be a bigger deal that the Trump administration clearly approved the Ellison takeover of WB/Discovery in part so he could manipulate the news and push CNN (more) to the right.

When McCain was alive, Graham and McCain were the closest friends, and I do believe shared a deep brotherly bond between one another. McCain, who was no perfect saint, in 2008 told that lady at a town hall that Obama was a US citizen and that he would not entertain any such rhetoric (let's see […]

Oh no, no no honey, we were outraged a decade ago. This is just another Sunday. https://mastodon.social/@realTuckFrumper/116908194043444119

Huh who had “Graham before McConnell?” I don’t really wish death on many but I won’t mourn Graham one second as he was a huge enabler into MAGA fascism. He may be joining his good friend John McCain, if such an afterlife exists, but they definitely won’t be in the same place.

#DWebCamp closing ceremony. I am so proud to have so many gorgeous @dweb team members and that @mai#dwebcampis one of them. DECENTRALIZE EVERYTHING LONG LIFE TO THE FEDIVERSE **HACK THE PLANET!**

@Taweret I have only one question: are you a public static void chicken? Surely by now the people have a right to know!

We all get our own feed and we all contribute what’s important to us! It’s so awesome, it’s literally the democratized web and I love it and so will you if we could just get you a bit unplugged from Big Addictive Internet https://beige.party/@Mrfunkedude/116902713374441234

3/ It never ceases to amaze me that everyone, including news outlets, is used to this. It's been normalized. It should never, EVER be normalized. Nothing about this is normal. Call it out, The News.

In yet another endless defensive rant, flailing, demented "Multi Billion Dollar Lawsuit" guy is bragging about "acing" yet another "cognitive test" during his umpteenth physical. Yeah, you're right everyone, it speaks for itself.

Pet pet lil girl. https://spacey.space/@GalbinusCaeli/116893255645924849

July is a whoooore.

Skelator loves you, and himself. https://mas.to/@skeletor/116897607104431206

Ooooh fuck I did that thing where I accidentally ate way too much and now I’m afraid I might die send help

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116897330479286603 Oh shit. Chewed out over text message...

Ok brain, you don't like me and I don't like you, but we gotta hold it together for a few more hours, ok?

Jesus god who came up with that idea? Make the consumers of power pay for the power?!?!? https://sh.itjust.works/post/63159063

The Bridges of #mastodon County.

@argv_minus_one WEND is a perfectly cromulent word. It embiggens even the smallest soul.

The enchirito is back and contains no fresh ingredients that could harbor life

RE: https://flipboard.com/@npr/music-fru3ssldz/-/a-AMJIT7_vS_yPuMnctenXHA%3Aa%3A3195441-%2F0 :( RIP

Joining the meeting from the (active) road in your new Tesla while you're fully reclined and hands-off just kinda doesn't make me feel that good about you. :/

It’s true: I’m a twat. https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116887880358313107

So how’s that war in Iran that we’re not fighting?

Thank god Republicans are focusing on the important issues. “You never see a giraffe, a male giraffe, that mate(s) with a giraffe,” Rod Joseph said. “Myself right now saying, ‘I am a giraffe,’ that doesn’t mean it’s true.”

Oh thank fucking Christ. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xvr6x3yam5mq4a6q2suxbt5u/post/3mq6e3cfqms27

This is so undeniably unhinged. Didn’t Trump win his second term in part by young males? https://mastodon.world/@verdantsquare/116887119218198798

Serious question, no snark: What is it that the MAGA right are referring to with all these references lately to communism? Not even trying for evaluation, just genuinely don’t understand what they’re even pointing to. 😳 #maga #uspol #communism #republicans

There’s one guy at work that likes to use grok and it’s so hard not to cringe every time it’s referenced. :/ https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116886123649607641

What is it about Hollywood where stars date for like 10 years, get married, and then divorced again a year or two later?

Huzzah. I built a shortcut to let me search without only returning “10 blue links.” No AI, no business listing, just results.

Kathy Bates is so awesome

What? Like you've never seen a grown man vogue at his desk before. Sheesh.

I mean, Ken Paxton does. #uspol #politics #america #usa #texas #republicans #maga https://mastodon.social/@simple_sabotage/116881551198211467

Beep beep beep beep beep beep… https://ciberlandia.pt/@hackersbot/116881557326504804

Don’t listen to the makes-her-own-tampons person.

Ah yes, of course: it’s a medical gun

This is how you get hired even with a criminal record. https://mastodon.social/@realTuckFrumper/116880839227221225

as I said before, our chances of winning maine senate have gone up, not done, since Ds have finally figured out that Platner is not viable.

So I know that there’s a baseline of security needed here just to protect the actual service, but how much security does it really take to host public documents that are supposed to be accessible? https://mastodon.social/@anirvan/116880644713504860

Wow lady Gaga get shot a lot in AHS.

I want to hold your haa-aaa-aaam; I want to hold your ham. 🐖

Oh jeez. A building fell down in New York?

I need to take these same values to work with me https://sfba.social/@Hey_Beth/116880739876982137

Aww someone ragetooted at me for using the FIFA hashtag. I guess they deleted it though.