So you ... pay money to have the plagiarism suicide machine?

Me: Absolutely nobody: My stomach: blgrgrgrgrgshewblrg Me: …

Gotta say, the battery charging time (and device usage too!) on Macbook Neo is great. Fast to charge, slow to discharge.

"We are not getting richer. We are spending down a natural inheritance accumulated over geological time, entering the draw-down in the growth column, and refusing to note the corresponding reduction in assets. The net position is deteriorating, and the growth figure is a fiction. Selling one's […]

Can someone who understands the situation explain to me what the UK government is doing with their outlawing certain protests concerning Palestine? #uk #ukpol #politics #protest #freespeech

Yup https://mas.to/@carnage4life/116506677745286676

it’s not a myoclonic seizure. it’s a twitch stream

Donald Trump is the human equivalent of a "Check Engine" light that you just keep taping over hoping it goes away. #trump

I'm looking for a senior software engineer to join my team working on securing Wikipedia and our other projects. We've got a huge platform, a great mission and a team of passionate engineers and product managers working together with the community to keep the platform safe. Wikipedia just […]

"All colonized people see themselves in Palestine. All colonizers see themselves in israel." #israel #zionism #us #usa #uspol #eu #eupol #uk #ukpol #palestine #gaza #colonialism

Fucking god damnit. https://mastodon.world/@AaronDavid/116506231575883389

😭😭😭

I am unable to boost this enough. https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/116505926722421902

Hey this is actually dope. As a person who desperately needs to mow their lawn right now I’d love to have a roomba mower. https://sfba.social/@jonathankoren/116505834238465964

Those intertial dampers tho amirite?

there is no way around expanding the court. the court will prevent any effort to defend democracy. it will strike down bans on gerrymandering. it will strike down national abortion rights legislation. the judges want to rule as robed christofascist kings. you stop them or you don't.

They fought hard so I could give myself the 20 hour work day… er wait. https://merveilles.town/@lrhodes/116500055891359449

What? Economic growth?? In this economy?!?! https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:twjze4qqf6fgxz33ct52wlnl/post/3mkslaarpx22f

This is an astounding argument. The first paragraph in this story alone is just staggering. > President Trump sent letters to Congress on Friday making the case that a Vietnam-era law requiring him to seek congressional authorization to continue military operations in Iran did not apply because […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@mattsheffield/116500991239336079 inb4 it's actually a Meseeks box

🔔 There it is — @GovBillLee announces a special session for TUESDAY MAY 5TH to steal representation from majority Black MEMPHIS and make 35% Democratic Tennessee a 9-0 state for Republicans A dark, vicious power grab that continues the downward spiral of 🇺🇸 “democracy”

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116500875638873500 Someone is living their worst nightmare. Many other people are living that same person's worst nightmare.

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@Sheep_Overboard/116501520180695021 🤔 You don't say...

RE: https://flipboard.com/@thenewrepublic/breaking-news-9mhchbihz/-/a-HCRyGXyoSxqyxxKpFbOLVw%3Aa%3A436232176-%2F0 They shoulda renamed the Department of Health and Human Services the "Department of War" because that's how it's playing out. We're fucking awful at killing the right* foreign […]

I genuinely think that my pharmacist might be inventing reasons to prevent the fill of some of my medications. Suspiciously, they all seem to fail with the same (and she's the primary) pharmacist, never with any fill-ins when she's out, and always for a different reason. GRRRRRRR #pharmacy […]

Happy birthday Buddah.

FUCKBOI Linux would never have had this CopyFail exploit https://hactivedirectory.com/@josh/116460779603674385

I’m starting to reach fatigue levels that are too high.

Does the Strait of Hormuz have like a status page or something?

Why does every AI company use a .io TLD?

I for one cannot wait for Devil Wears Prada II

So how’s this going? https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/116494889059373022

I bought a colleague a book as a thank you. I genuinely hope it beings him as much joy as it has me.

@nberlat.bsky.social Skeksistocracy

Good lord. I’m exhausted.

For all you out there who enjoyed "Eat Pray Love" but can't afford the luxuries of extended time away from work, or the financial or relational strain of getting divorced, I present to you Food Stretch Hydrate: One Deskjocky's Fight for Existence in the Salt Mines of His Home Office

RE: https://mastodon.social/@RonSupportsYou/116488070589799877 It's weird to me that while Trump is so concerned about self-image, that he would let his federal departments proclaim so loudly just how tiny his dick is. Weird flex bro but ok?

And what exactly is a German Tacoooomiiigod I don't want to know do I.

You can't find your keys? Did you look in here? No? Well then I guess go look anywhere else.

So look, this is how it is ok? It's been a shit day, shit week, shit month, IM NOT DONE YET shit year, etc. and I just want to go to bed with my puppers and this fruit tray and leave me the fuck alone.

Fuck I think I’m past my sell-by date.

A collapse in credibility is genuinely an important step in defeat of authoritarianism. And shit like this is why I think today's Jim Comey indictment may wildly backfire.

Statue of limitations has not expired on this tweet.

Is it just me, or aren’t you supposed to have your own picture in your passport?

It doesn't matter what you think of Comey. If he can be charged for posting a photo of sea shells on a beach arranged to spell out "8647", anyone can be charged for any speech that the president dislikes.

Well I mean yeah, like, it would be weird if they charged someone who wasn’t the defendant, innit?

Dear Lord, maker of all things including presumably this third party contractor who's sucking my will to live, please help me be strong and not reach through the shell and strangle him; Amen.

Yeah people used to say I wasn’t royalty all the time. They don’t know they just talk shit. https://flipboard.com/@thenewsdesk/celebrity-news-qlh8js3cz/-/a-W7V4pputQKe_oDxTi4YZ8Q%3Aa%3A43591897-%2F0

If he could not that would be so much better.