A short series of messages where I (badly) cosplay @jukes.ie follows

This is something I absolutely believe in and try follow with my shopping choices. Shops where they recognise you are a delight. www.are.na/editorial/pe...

Second work post in a row but as a summary of how a vote in parliament went the previews from TheyWorkForYou votes really are delightful - votes.theyworkforyou.com/decisions/di...

In not personal news, some things I have been mostly working on recently

Do I want to know how they add him?

The use of virtually in this marketing copy is less load bearing and more single brick upon which the entire foundations depend

Chasing cyclists down the road wielding a pump and offering to inflate their wildly under inflated tyres would be a very normal thing, right?

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The good thing about writing and using your own software is that if you want it to do something then you can just do it. The bad thing about writing and using your own software is that if you want it to do something then you have to do it.

TIL that spending enough time looking at the register of member’s interests radicalises you on money in politics

This is probably because I’ve done some stuff at work to help gather data on expenses etc but the more I see this sort of thing the more I wonder why does the chancellor need to go to a fancy event to meet business people? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I have no idea who Alexander Isak is or what the affair is and yet this is still hugely enjoyable on the hyperbole of the content industrial complex www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I think we should formalise rules for declaring national holidays when it's too hot because my brain has already informally implemented this

I do like regular expressions. I don’t much like “AI” (by many definitions/uses). Do I like using AI to generate regular expressions to then be fast, not be reliant on that AI, and not be a black box? Maybe. www.mysociety.org/2025/08/12/u...

Strong applause to the FT for this sub heading and indeed for investigating imported questions www.ft.com/content/6256...

The seven regions: lawful north, neutral north, chaotic north, midlands, lawful south, evil south, chaotic south.

Spent about half of Superman expecting Punk Rock by Mogwai to start. It did not. Was otherwise fine

resets days since I found a mysterious piece of plastic on the floor that looks like it might be important for something counter to zero

I have no idea how people can relentlessly promote their own things. I am all too aware of where the flaws are in mine and being all rah! about things without a lot of British self deprecation is deeply antithetical to my natural mode of communication. (yes I am sub posting about me)

In rare work news, I spent a bit of time recently working on this, in case you wanted to know how well your local council was doing on climate action.

The perils of modern dining are cover versions so bad you regret the invention of music

For a while I’ve joked that my universally true but extremely unsuccessful campaign slogan is “this stuff costs money” but increasingly I think the last word is unnecessary.

It's annoying how infrequently just letting your code have a nice rest fixes bugs.

So, we should give up tech that is making electricity cheaper in favour of tech that is impractical at anything approaching the required scale, and requires yet more power, despite polling showing that net zero policies are pretty popular because reckons? www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The purpose of a campaign is what it does

Surely Royal Mail of all people know where he lives and could just send a card?

Not a week goes by that we (professionally) or I (personally) don’t have to deal with some badly written bot instigating what amounts to a DDOS attack. On traintimes.org.uk I have had to resort to blocking whole continents :-/

Ignoring arguments about the exact figures my all purpose election campaign slogan applies: this stuff costs money. I’m not sure it’s a very effective slogan but it has the benefit of being accurate for almost all values of stuff.

The frequency of someone has asking me if they can do something with a website that I, and only I, work on, me responding "No, but I will look into it" only to discover that it does in fact do the thing they asked for is remarkably often. Past me is very secretive.

and that was how I became captain tardigrade

A thing I had a small hand in is launching today. You should check it out so the weeks @juliacushion.bsky.social spent in spreadsheets wrangling and double checking data do not go to waste. We have thoughts on improving things so she never has to do this again: research.mysociety.org/publications...

I try not to do this very often but I wrote a little sermon today about forming bonds with other people and having fun as the most ssential acts of anti-fascism. www.todayintabs.com/p/it-s-not-a...

It is slightly baffling to me how many councils only seem to publish documents like climate action plans as an appendix to council minutes. Have a page on your website called Climate Plans or similar and put a link there otherwise no one will find it.

This is absolutely great on the sort of culture required for long term archival of digital artefacts, and all the ways in which we are a long way from it. Also an excellent primer on the pros and cons of currently available storage tech. lil.law.harvard.edu/century-scal...

It is noticeable how many of the “you cannot have a good working culture unless you are all in the office” people are men.

I once again ask, now that you have told me what the solution is, can you tell me what the problem is?

As the 12 days of Christmas draws to an end so begins the 12 weeks of finding pine needles from the Christmas tree.

"Thirst person shooter" may be my favourite describe your thing in three words phrase of the year. www.theguardian.com/games/articl...

Today in totally obvious things your iPhone can do that are super easy to find out about is translating the washing labels on clothes. Click the little i beneath the photo and then click laundry care at the top of the details thing and et voila.

Static sites are great from a very limited sysadmining perspective but posting from your phone is very much the flip side to that coin.

Continuing my proud tradition of year notes for the second year running. A year of just chugging along which is fine. exo.org.uk/blah/2024 Maybe one day I will sort out better preview links.

Today in paint names that you’d never guess the colour from: Exotic, Pigment, Tailored, Flawless, Colourfast and finally one which crept in from the duck naming meeting, Tufted Kilim.

This feels like a good thing for a newspaper to do, commission someone to critique their coverage of important topics, and there’s a chunk of interesting stuff in here on how to do climate coverage. www.spiegel.de/internationa...

Christmas playlist seamlessly segues from John Lennon to Rob Halford to Taylor Swift. Seamlessly.

So, we don’t link to the old place but also I have a tradition so you get a screenshot.

Most software version number version increments are the shame version. mastodon.online/@nikitonsky/...

That explains why the dishwasher stopped working.

Another piece about the slow erosion of culture in the name of making a bit more money for huge companies. So much of modern capitalism seems to be about removing all cashflow friction regardless of how hollow the end product becomes. harpers.org/archive/2025...

I know Sam Smiths pubs are a bit eccentric but I really didn’t appreciate how deep that eccentricity went. Also has a side order of how vulnerable our planning system is to the whims of determined wealthy people. www.theguardian.com/news/2024/de...

For marketing values of everything.