🚡 Iykyk

Awesomesauce. Peak Fry Pi here. 🤣

RAM is getting expensive, so squeeze the most from it www.theregister.com/2026/03/13/z... Zram versus zswap – two ways to get a quart into a pint pot <- by me on @theregister.com

Everything you needed to know about New England weather, but we’re afraid to ask...

My Posts Order Themselves Beautifully

Technically, this is actually called conversational rawdogging…

Worried about the new California law on age limits for Linux? Don’t panic. Everyone using Linux is already wicked old. /s #unix #linux

Pete Tong is 65.

Worried about escalating storage costs? We so got you covered. 🤣 #btrfs #unix #linux

Starting to think this election may have been tampered with… #chromamagic #magicpuss #chromapuss #cats

Spammers have 100% legit nailed this whole AI thing. This is way better than Dear <insert name>, such progress, much nonsense. Wow. 🤣

Sure, I downloaded random internet png files to support my m3u8 files, and kinda sorta just half arsed it. What more do you want? Yes. This is peak #homeassistant 🤣

Thanks to @lproven.bsky.social, this could come in handy. Why not YOLO this into my profile?

What the blizzard of 2026 taught me about B2B sales. 🤣 www.linkedin.com/posts/drcuff...

Facts detected. See also “scientific” computing software. The 17TB is 100% real, but for science, it needs to be constrained to a single machine. On a single core. No threads. No MPI. With one lock file. On NFS. /cc @boegel.bsky.social @tgamblin.bsky.social for fun (we’ve seen things) 🤣

You have 15 minutes remaining to get the bread, and the milk! Stay frosty out there friends!

I don’t know how you get them, but I feel I’m ready for my BlueSky blue check mark now.

Just sent an email to my dad who used to be a legit professional trombone player about listening to Radio2 playing brass band music, but now with added techno. The opensource tech to send music to the kitchen and the library from England and all be in sync has me quite teary eyed.

For @peeka.blue and other #homeassistant folks who do the #music on #musicassistant We nailed it. github.com/owntone/ownt... Also more thanks for @micheleclamp.com for putting up with me. Wheee. (ABBA is playing)

Facts.

A promoted ad on LinkedIn. Some folks I know here are going to be trillionaires… if this cross posts to mastodon we are basically looking at a new global economy. 🤣

Yo Dawg, We heard you like Claude, so we put Claude in your containers to contain Claude so it contains your containers that Claude’s gonna find a rootkit to bust out your containers. Sorry Dawg.

I did a reminisce… awww it all seems such a long, long time ago now. www.linkedin.com/posts/drcuff...

I just thought of a website for passively-cooled computers called "OnlyFanless". In a roundabout way, you can blame @forbiddenunix.com for this. I will not elaborate further.

Reposting for my life science friends. Sequence pipeline abundance might well be finally here? www.linkedin.com/posts/alexgd...

I know a whole pile of humans in senior roles who would click all these connect buttons. The #openclaw thing has nothing on what corporate midlevel managers will do... www.linkedin.com/posts/drcuff...

I’ve been saying for a while that DRAM has got like wicked spendy… www.linkedin.com/posts/drcuff...

At this point everyone on bluesky is probably already following our good internet friend Rich. Pointless PR, but do follow Rich. Especially if you need to keep up with actual legit data center news. We all do. #hpc

Probably not. #hpc

Truly there is truth in jest. #fosdem #homeassistant

rejoice! if you happen to use the wicked awesome owntone to stream music, it now supports those newer Sonos devices and others that require PTP peers. Still a bit of a WIP, but this is huge as these new devices wouldn't work without this giant code lift. Brilliant! github.com/owntone/ownt...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, DRAM is too expensive.

This is the most British thing you will read all week, probably ever. You are welcome.

There is a thread here. Careful. It gets weirdly dark. I feel this topic could appear on a podcast with our pal @brittanyellich.com 🤣

@micheleclamp.com being totally magical as always. #chromamagic www.linkedin.com/posts/drcuff...

The new forbidden unix. www.linkedin.com/posts/drcuff...

Reposting self because we have all been there.

For @apenwarr.ca, proof the most famous peeps on the internet use #tailscale. /send.

As an actual life scientist growing up building big computers to help annotate the human genome, it sparks great joy to see @theo.io become proper legit famous here. This is aces!!

Yep. #superbowl

If you ask the robot if unix had hurt it, things sure get wicked dark, wicked fast…

Y’all has seen sausage rolls? Presenting Shepherd’s Rolls! I can’t believe it’s taken me so many years to discover this delight. The imported 🇬🇧 mint sauce was $48,000 but worth it. 🤣

What Have I Done?

My one regret from switching my main account from @chromamagic.com to @forbiddenunix.com was not having Iain in my feed. Literally feeding me toad. In a hole. Get in.

"While I don't expect to maintain sudo for an additional 30 years, I also don't currently have someone to pass the torch to," Miller told us. This is the forbidden unix folks. Support your core devs, this was also how we lost telnetd…

#garmin #ai #slop #running #dns #badges

The question everyone ought ask…

AI isn’t coming for your job.

Repeat this five times fast! "Ask in the spack slack for help to install spark in a stack using a spec" Great talk always KH! #hpc #ai #cloud

yep.