Briefly recorded an Oscar retires pod episode, didn't like it, so you get a thread instead. Oscar is one of my favourite Chelsea players of all time, I've always had a weird sweet spot for players who give up something of themselves for the team to achieve something. That was him, to a T.

Played fine. RKM debut. Another season another Wembley visit. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Fuck me is that some delivery by Estevao.

Tosin captain, no RKM. The darkest timeline.

Josh Essugo RKM Delap Garnacho for Fofana Andrey Neto JP Palmer at halftime please

RKM on please

"There's a freshness", if the team looks as flat as they always do coming out of an international break, you deserve to get hammered

This is a special level of cowardice. So who do we think buys Josh this summer then? Palace?

My “I totally haven’t lose complete control of the situation” t shirt has people asking a lot of questions about whether I’ve lost control of the situation

Say the line Behdad

I’d sanction Jackson to Villa if it meant we could get Onana back the other way. The crimes I’d commit for an Onana Moi pivot.

If this is a foul, every single Premier League corner is simultaneously a penalty and a freekick

Charles has had enough of Bompastor and is taking it into her own hands

If you’re wondering how today’s stream went youtube.com/clip/Ugkxz9c...

Will stream for a bit after the final, grabbing a pastry

Yep, gotta bring Tosin on here

Interesting sub. Neto left clearly wasn’t working so don’t hate it.

Blocked both our own shots from the corner, elite.

Cannot believe how bad Chelsea look physically. I mean, I can believe it given everything, but this is so bad.

'play it out from the back again'

Do Chelsea just spend all week hitting each other in the head with hammers at training

This is taking the piss at this point lmao

Every time I think the CL race is over, everybody else completely shits all over themselves to open it back up

Recorded an episode about the PSG/Newcastle games, what we learned, and my feelings on the supposed director fan meeting that took place Chelsea Out vs PSG, Director Meets The Fans youtu.be/uHnMZKEHoIQ

It's fucking obvious we're building a world class team

My plane has a maintenance issue right before take off and at this point I say risk it and if we die we die

Personally love continuing to take really stupid lineup decisions and just getting nuked in that specific way

I am somewhat curious if this is Hato at LCB to get a lefty there (something that was consistently a problem in the first leg) and thus Chalobah at fullback (less of a problem than people making it out to be) or one of the lefties at FB (or just a back 3 with Neto at WB)

Probably not the lineup I would’ve gone with if I was going to press all out to chase a game but to each their own I suppose

As bad as we are I am enjoying the fume at missing a points deduction

Worst news of the day

Just fucking fire Rosenior now tbh

Begging for a real transfer ban, we might actually get somewhere.

Maybe the wedding booze talking but I’d like Rosenior to shut the fuck up and actually coach the team please

This covers I think a lot of the good and bad about JP. Bring Jackson back this summer and you legit have 90 minutes of real striker play all game, every game.

New contract for Reece James. What a pleasant surprise to wake up to.

Remember when this was our goalkeeper with the ball? youtu.be/W3sm3WexsUY?...

My pod reaction to Chelsea PSG: youtu.be/XuryNbLhxgM Needless to say, your boy is frustrated.

Snap reaction: - Jorgensen is worse than Sanchez at every facet of the game. Shot stopping, claiming, passing. All of the above. If you think he’s better, it’s a talent evaluation problem and I don’t trust you. -No subs til 83’ is SUICIDE in a game of this physical level

Send Neto off and Jorgensen for aiding and abetting him

Good call Rosenior

Spurs 👀

Going live at 10 AM PST, 5 PM GMT youtube.com/live/kmUEwj-...

Giving him an assist for the own goal, Garnacho is up to 13 goals and assists in 20 90's. Just an obviously useful player.

The less said about that game the better

Tosin near post zonal is match fixing