Hello and good morning from my cat :))))))

First day back to work after a week long holiday and I'm being offered a promotion. God damn. Unexpected. I need to go on holiday more often 😆

happy sleepy caturday!

I can't be my phone on public transport especially in the daylight, i feel like I'm missing things! Today i spotted the cutest Ramadan decorations in someones window 🌙

Wonderful cat bed from Etsy just arrived! The boys are still a bit unsure

I don't think the internet needs another cat account but I might turn this into a cat account. I have so many cat pictures and nowhere else to post them

Majestic shiny boy and his shadow

cats are so strange

don't remember planting this, can anyone name the plant species?

purrfect balance

Getting so many different US tourism ads on Instagram, I keep blocking them and they just keep sending more. You couldn't even pay me to set foot in that hell hole 😭

Can we normalise not buying new clothes unless it's needed? I have the same pair of Yoga pants for over a decade now, I will have them for life if they hold up. idgaf what's trendy in the gym, they do the job

Ah she's beautiful

it's so weird being at my parents. I seem to run out of insta stories way faster that at home. Nothing is the same as it was and I miss my love. I've decided this is the last Christmas here but even that decision feels weird and nostalgic

Saying goodbye to my favorite season 🍂 There are still a few desperate leaves clinging to the trees here, but less of them every day.

Typical drama trying to get the courier to find my address but this might be the single best thing I have ever bought. I can be trusted with adult money. Definitely.

The cat has finally memorized what the pre-vacuuming tasks are so now she gets pre-anxious when I start doing them as if it's a fucked up ritual I'm doing specifically to torment her 😭

I hate how hard it is to do things when I'm sad. Even things that I know will make me feel better, it's so hard to start

I just can't do anything right today

I found not one but TWO baby teeth from my kittens today! Something about this is so cute to me, they are literally just babiess 🥺 I'm definitely keeping them, but I wonder if I could make something out of them rather than just keeping them in a box. Any suggestions?

Anyway autumn is pretty here 😌

my gut feeling is literally allllllwayssss right about men

There's something that absolutely destroys me mentally about going to the gym two days in a row. I almost always bail on it but this time I didn't and it sucks even more than I imagined !!!!

Alcohol is simultaneously the best and the worst drug ever I cannot believe it's the single one that is legal wtf 🥲

none of the fun or rewarding jobs I want to do pay the bills. I wish I could do something like work in a cat shelter or pick litter or paint by numbers or knit for a living etc. In reality, I'm never quitting my cushy (albeit meaningless) remote job

where are my Europeans (or even just non-north americans) at, i need to follow a bunch of ye cos my feed is just 100% yank

sometimes I think about the irony of the fact that the night i met the love of my life, my best friend, my partner of 8+ years, I was wearing a top that said "hate at first sight" 💀

my aura is very off putting for the most annoying kinds of men and I LOVE it. Bonded with a new girlie yesterday because i scared the annoying man off <3

Hello everyone. I just wanted you all to see that my baby Dijon is very handsome. Thank you for your time.

I'm permitting myself one book purchase per paycheck - what should I get this month? Any recs? I'll try most anything but generally a fiction reader and not a fan of straight romances! #booksky

morning mood

Who did I hurt in a past life to make me suddenly so lactose intolerant i can't even have 1 gram of butter without 6 hours of pain ????

I don't work from home, obviously, because I don't have that kind of job, but it is so fascinating to me that ever since the pandemic I feel like I see an article every other day trying to persuade me how much working from home has RUINED EVERYTHING in a very 'protesting too much' way 🤔

Kitten toe beans!!!

BMO I miss Adventure Time so much. I hear that the follow on series is meant to come back. Is that true? Or either way I'm needing an adventure cartoon again badly. #adventuretime #bmo #fanart #sketchbook #adorable #finnandjake #comealongwithme #cartoonnetwork

he's trying so hard to stay awake rn

captured an incredible blep last night

I miss my kitty babiesss :(

Kittens are sleeping on my tablet and of course it's illegal to wake them up, so I just had to draw them instead 🤷 #kittens #adorable #pets #tiny #cats #sketch #draw #catart

Super hot here (37°C out) and it's making them eepy 🥺 Also, maybe this is really obvious, but I learned that wetfood goes off quickly, especially in the heat, and can give them food poisoning!! Putóg (left) was a a bit sick yesterday, puking, and I think it was because he ate bad food 😭

this is unapologetically going to become a cat account We decided to give them names as Gaeilge, the b&w is Pórtar (Porter, like the type of Beer) and the black guy is Putóg (pudding) 🖤

We are finally cat parents!!!! 🥺 acquired on Caturday too so happy belated Caturday 🖤

Hmmmm why have i just now realised our apartment kinda has a moth problem and it's not because they're coming in the windows.. 😭 i saw a maggot on the walls and i see their old skins up there, so I don't think they're eating food or clothes, but then what are they eating? Helppp

finding clothes that fit my body (as in, look good) is so difficult. Idk if its because of the upper body muscle I've put on in the gym, or my boobs, or if it's just my body but it's SO frustratingggg. I see a good fit and then it looks WRONG on my body ffs 😤

I HAVE BABY FEVER (I desperately want cats right this second)

Some sketchbook doodles. Trying to play around with my drawings lately. Wouldn't quite call it design, just trying to make something different with some fantasy inspired by reading the Crescent City series. #fun #art #sketchbook #fantasy #lifedrawing #animatiom

Behold! A picture-perfect swan family! Six cygnets. 🥰

Best thing I ever did was buy a bread machine, fresh bread every day with minimal effort, I am in heaven 🍞

I wish the cat distribution system would find me, manifest this with me please