"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." "Good luck."

I tried designing a magician bun one time.

I look forward to having to defend myself in court if I need to fight for my aunts right to have a normal portion of fucking fries the next time she visits the UK.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Sailor Jupiter 🪐

To understand how much I just don’t like the Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 movie? No intro/outro. Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Made Me Wonder Why I Do This (A Review) #fnaf2 #fivenightsatfreddys youtu.be/WSLU8K4z3SQ

YouTube will tell me I can’t post a review using 3 seconds of a song but then show an ad featuring an AI Video of a sex doll.

Look, her brother was in his own band. There's nothing you can say to convince me Della is not a hairbrush singer. #DuckTales 🎨 @ambris.bsky.social

5 AM at Freddy's: The Prequel - REBUILT 72 animators, rerecorded and rebuilt audio. Aw yeah. Feddy time youtu.be/sG8hViFARHw

[ 0908 ] ARMORED MEOWSCARADA 🟥

Well…

So to recap my year. Abscess on my ass Infected hip bone A UTI And now a clot in my arm I need a vacation.

Werewolf Wednesday.

Gals getting turned into a cow from my previous stream.

Cinderace finds out Mega Lucario Z is actually Hastune Miku!!! #cinderace #lucario #pokemonlegendsza

Está guapísimo el mega Lucario Z

You were almost a Jill Sandwich!

Old Alex art because @cdromarts.bsky.social drew them and THEYRE PEAK (re-up because I forgot alt text)

shark hatsune miku lucario… u are cool

How I feel currently physically and mentally.

Autism creature Leon just moments before witnessing the horrors of the internet c: #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy

I dunno if @civvie11.bsky.social ever said this but Mark Cerny looks like they failed to clone John Carmack.

These types of headlines confuse me. Like if you don’t buy them right now, the games get taken out like Old Yeller in that movie… um… I forgot the movie.

I present the greatest battle of all time. youtu.be/AFZRHe_6zys

So the plan is to do a solo stream Thursday night after my FNAF 2 viewing.

So here’s a story on why I’m never shopping at Target ever again: they never price anything correctly. They had a huge rack of Pokemon plushies with random clearance prices and one was for a Fuecoco at 50% off. At $25, I’d be dumb not to buy it. Not only was it not $25, none of them were on sale.

I’m just quietly counting the days until the store that took forever to open, didn’t stock anything vital at opening or weeks after, still has nothing months later and keeps fucking up shuts down and gets replaced with something stupid.

New Art Everyone is drawing Squirrel Girl so I did too

HE'S GONNA EAT EM

Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.

Every day I think about that fact there’s someone who still likes Harry Potter. And every day I dish for Force Powers.

Sadly @rifftrax.com I could not convince anyone to watch Fun in Balloonland today. I did end up watching it beginning to end as is the yearly tradition as I drive myself into the ground cooking.

@rifftrax.com Sharing the holiday joy.

Funny way of saying No one played it. The CEO was a massive MAGA Chud. He was also an asshole. The game was just bland.

Square Enix keeps finding new and interesting ways to disappoint me this year and it’s really pissing me off.

Wait, when the Hell was this announced?

You know what would be a great option? Letting us buy UPGRADES!

That’s it. I’m sending for The Man.

Queens of the Dead is lowkey awesome. Like a queer Return of the Living Dead. Much approved. www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_gU...

You may be cool, but you’ll never be Cary-Hiroyuki-Tagawa-at-the-1995-premiere-of-Mortal-Kombat cool

It's a block on sight

Ok. Why am I getting emails from United Patriot ‘News’ who seem to be just saying ‘ fuck it. We’re bigots and proud of it!’? Like between all the spam bullshit I get I wonder why I even have a spam folder anymore. A can of actual spam does a better fucking job.

So I'll be doing the Death in Paradise recaps in random order but starting with the debut episodes of each detective.

go to silent hill, get a cool arm (*results may vary)

📱/tomestone📱 Poetics: Connecting Players #FFXIV #FF14