Obviously.

Yup.

Done! Two quids - for all this!

Huge thanks to Ellie @elspells13.bsky.social, who has done a simply stunning job on line-editing my Magnum Opus (well, it's a novella - at the moment) - highly recommended indeed! www.elspells.com

Looks very good indeed, them reviews are excellent!

A delight!

Eeeek!

#totp. Lucky with the typeface for the Flick Colby credit.

Badgers!

Pencil in!

"rock" me, baby. #totp

Best use of a cowbell in any song #totp

Peely! #totp

I may win one of these yet...

1500 followers! Wow. Hello!

I'm just about to commission - An Editor! As one who dislikes criticism (my stories are perfect, aren't they?) - it's going to be wild. I'll bung their links on here if they are gentle with me ..

Me too! :)

Prequel to 1984.

Floggin' me motor : www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/... - only £14,195 for this beauty!

Me musak for your lugoles ...

My two other endeavours ...

Time for this again, my 1400 followers! Not sure how that happened, I had far fewer in the other place. I'm in the poo financially, so every little helps: ko-fi.com/andykjcragg

Comedy writers with lived experience of autism - come write for us! I went through this process last year, so here's some unsolicited advice: instead of waiting to feel confident enough to do stuff, trust that you'll gain confidence by doing it. Follow the brief. Do your best. Hit send. Move on.

Another flash fictioned short story on that SubStack - open.substack.com/pub/andykjcr... (I'll go to Ghost, honest, when I get my 99th subscriber.)

I seem to have 1400 followers. Hello 👋👋👋

#totp. I'm a proper punk/new wave bod. But Abba...

#totp. It seems only John Peel wasn't pervy on TOTP.

#totp birds? Urgh.

#totp ooh, my first ever gig was The Piranhas! Play them you, etc

#totp 40k? I genuinely believed it was closer to a million. Memory eh?

#totp that would be John Foxx. Why do I remember these things and not important stuff?

#totp. Sequels to pop songs... ...Wipe off Eileen.

#totp impressive miming from the Arfur Dailey fellow.

#totp weirdly, I quite like this Arfur Daley thing. Amazing set.

#totp Billie McKenzie had an astonishing voice, extraordinary.

open.substack.com/pub/andykjcr... - a piece about my garden on SubStack because Ghost costs too much!

Turn round three times, etc

Yes, I will! When my novella is in a state to see the light of day...

Yes!

Excellent!!

Yes.

Yes, especially uk.bookshop.org/shop/andykjc... :)

Tasty :)

observer.co.uk/culture/film... - I'm in a Coe-devouring phase, and will probably be re-reading all of Ian Fleming's Bond books again soon, so this is very apt. And this article is beautifully written and takes me back to watching the Bond films when I was a kid too. Lovely.

What gets wet as it dries? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A towel!

Get yer books from yer local bookshop - here's a good reason :

Yes.

Deleting the apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way (seeing the hair had dropped from my hotel room door, pulling out my Walther PPK, slowly opening the door to see a beautiful Bond woman, naked, in my hotel bed, smiling alluringly).

They called her a #Savant, which was insulting. Wierd, odd, a little bit crazy, a witch even, would have been better (but she couldn't cast spells, however much she tried). So she dressed soberly, was nice to children and animals, acted "normally", and soon the sobriquet was dropped. Pity. #vss365

I just scored 22 points at the Singers & Musicians category on IS or WAS – the celebrity mortality game! is-or-was.bagpuss.org - more fun than I thought it might be.