Are you a bat person? 🦇

Ok, the first thing i notice after waking is that subscribestar seemingly imploded. Is this because of the payment processors again?

I guess jt just slowly happened for me. Being incredibly fucking depressed to a point where i even considered doing something irreversible. I did look to a religious authority even but short of actual mockery got nothing. Looking at that and the world and the things that happen at large i simply >

I dont understand, how is every single song in mewgenics exceptionally awesome?

1. Create a 10000 result rolltable with npcs to join the party on an adventure. 2. The number #10000 is a literal joke, will never come up. 3. Players proceed to roll #10000 right away 4. My face when the groups fifth member is literall a goddamn kaiju that proceeds to just destroy the bbegs lair.

I told my kobolds that I was going to confiscate their shiny stashes at bed time so they can focus on sleep and they all in unison wordlessly pulled out their phones (that I did not buy them???) and sent this image to my phone:

So about half a year back, my favorite coffee shop lowkey poisoned me. Back in the day i ordered a lactose free latte and what they gave me was regular milk. This prompted me to confront the owner who basicallt went "Sorry for you". I stayed away for a good while, now in the last 2 months or so >

Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Kobold Bones...

@xptolevel3.bsky.social Just asking, randomly outta nowhere, but is there any pathfinder2e stuff coming in the future. I found the pf2e videos you guys did immensely enjoyable, probably my favorites.

Noooooooo

While I regularly hire artists, one of my goals with Sexy Detectives is to make art only with stock photos and photoshop filters. iStock photography doesn't have AI and while pricey less so than other places and if you look out you can get some deals.

So the Youtube seems absolutely fucked in the ass currently. The app just died, doeesnt show anything. Even online its shown as "potential outage" but using a third party client to watch youtube somehow works?

I think my current new hyperobsession is ruining my friendships...

Awesome, my house key broke...

I came to realize that 99% of conversations on telegram or whatever are being initialized by me...

chibi Sean here looking like he’s ready to join a lineup in a fantasy game! twink bat is ready to heal your group and boost morale with his silliness~🥰✨🦇 gift art from @anhay.bsky.social 🎨 by @flar.bsky.social thank you both!~

discord.com/press-releas... Well thats fun-fucking-tastic. Considering how many creators spaces im part off, itll be painful to forcibly pull out. But i aint gonna do dick if they ask me to send an id. These idiots keep getting their shit leaked and i wont have that crap. Fuckin' Discord

My ass is not gonna survive the eepy allegiations.

Amontillado

Sudden sunday depression impacting me at the speed of light.

Telegrams new interface is ass.

You laugh you lose *Video of harrowing industrial accidents*

These motherfuckers living in my street are fucking deranged. Noone salts the sidewalks. Slipped again and twice more "almost slips". Owww.. I feel like i can fucking barely move now.

AI is for losers and grifters. Creating art is done despite the hardships. In spite of it. Because of it. For the sake of it. "AI is just another tool!" A tool to rob yourself of the joy and accomplishments of having made something, anything. A tool to revoke agency of your growth as a human.

Easier to count the one that didn't 👀

Landlord didnt salt the sidewalk in front of the house resulting in my single most catastrophic slip of the winter. I landed on my knee and rolled down a few meters (downhill).

A vore pred that really likes to get to know the people he eats and wants them to enjoy it too. I call that a Preydater Is that something? 👀

What is it with public telegram channels having the worst possible ads?

just waiting for a furry artist to take the current bluesky trend of creating youtube thumbnails making fun of babies, and apply it to kobolds

drew an ice agent crying and pissing himself to feel something

At this point I feel like an Engine Block held together with Duct tape.

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

Finally a finished aspen piece again!

True

Never really looking forward to this mornings specialist appointment...

Commission I had the pleasure of drawing for @whateverxequals.bsky.social Absolutely adore the concept of gnolls from colder climes!

> currently

Corrom the Abjurationist, kenku in gms homebrew world, was brought together with the party after being caught by a dragon he tried to steal from. After the campaigns events he had a very awkwardly worded with turn him into a gold dragon. Shortly after he departed to wander the planes with his family

I still miss her (old art by @jenpallante.bsky.social )

I once lived in a basement room without windows and had a pillow fight. I knocked part of the lightbulb out of the ceiling lamp and later when i fixed it, i turned the light on so i would see what i was doing. After touching exposed metal i flew off the chair and landed on my ass super hard.

it's been a slow couple of years on the ol' patreon so decided to add an extra special tier 🥰🥰

Thet weird stats where youre not completely awake but also not properly asleep yet where your brain bombards you with some of the weirdest shit imaginable.

omg

Hit me with your characters!

Mental state generally got worse since friday, but what else can I do but to stubbornly persevere?

Disco Elysium was so good

Kobold Jerky 😞

Vinny after he bombs a Red Vox Show. He then starts to do Grey Leno Standup.