Joyous good riddance 2025! Enjoy a random photo I have saved

First day of 2025 vs last day of 2025

Finishing my last book of 2025 💖 #GetALibraryCard

Perfect album from the 90s

We're doing the wagon trail watusi that's got our ovaries janglin' like spurs. A wig named Mr Fabian, some Jack on Jack action, the cleanest cowboy teeth of all time, werkin' merkins and dewy men that prove if the mustache is right, we'll take that ride! Tombstone - now playing on Doom Generation!

Merry discoball Freddie Mercury singing on a Santa to you all! ♥️

"Oh, he's a sick man. Frustrated and sick. Sick in his mind, sick in his soul, if he has one. Hates everybody that has anything that he can't have." Just as accurate now as it was then

"Cmon, get to the cool shit!" -me, fast forwarding through the beginning of The Nutctacker ballet (Rat fight!) The decision to put ballet dancers in giant rat heads, genius & always amusing to me

Woke myself up this morning saying "Clem Fandango" out loud Wild guess, but it might have something to do with watching the AD/BC Rock Opera before bed last night

It's been 18 years?! Well, I guess today's a good day for a rewatch

“AI used as much water as the water industry this year” is fucking wild

These came in the finger sandwiches and I wanted to stick them in my hair immediately, I also thought the same thing about the ceiling ornaments, Old burly habits never die✨

“Sir Rich Of Derry” (“A F*cking Miracle”) - New original framed art up on jameshance.com this evening 🗡️❤️ #WelcomeToDerry ✨🎨 Gesso / Charcoal / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas

Hey friends, give this number a call, it'll make your heart happy, I promise 💓 707-873-7862

Krill gi(r)ls have shrimp earrings!

I thought I was prepared, but as an adult, reading about Artax willfully sinking into the Swamp of Sadness hits so tremendously painfully harder

Watched a video of someone softly play Herb Alpert on their trumpet against their cat's butt/side as the mute & their fur did that contented wiggly thing. Same, wiggle cat. Same

Johnny to the photographer: "Bet I can hold my breath for 5 whole minutes!" Johnny at 45 seconds:

Learning Mickey Rooney auditioned to play Marcus in Bad Santa but wasn't cast bc he refused to cuss in front of ladies present I guess a notorious letch who shamelessly appropriates for a living has gotta draw a line somewhere??

How your email found me

Tis the season to shudder and breathe a sigh of relief I no longer know anyone who's obsessed with going to SantaCon

Watching Batman Returns last night (because it's a holiday movie), I was cracking up remembering how much fun we had on the podcast with this. One of my favorites, give it a listen if you want some unhinged hilarity podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Cueing up a new podcast episode: 🤞"Please don't be in front of a live audience! Please don't be in front of a live audience!"🤞

Evergreen

If you've never seen Big Lebowski why not watch it though silly osmosis? And if you have seen it but have zero recollection (like me) it's a real fun refresher!

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

You'd think by now I'd have figured out how to cut my Bettie bangs the right length without looking like Lloyd Christmas for a few days. So you're telling me there's a chance!!

You mean to tell me we got a gorgeous smorgasboard of deep blues, purples and THAT breathtaking beetle green gown in Frankenstein, and Pntone's racist ass in these fascist times goes, "Color of 2026: white (supremacy)." They want us to be drained of color, beauty, art, joy and hope. Nah.

Looks like the Riverbottom Nightmare Band has some competition!

One of my favorite holiday songs: Jingle Bells as an ominous dirge march, an audible memento mori youtu.be/kegT-bY1I4U?...

The wrong old people are dying and I DON'T LIKE IT

Damn man! In addition to the amazing Drew Struzan, we also recently lost the fabulous Renato Casaro?! I was so psyched to get his Italian Princess Bride poster earlier this year (less so that the seller folded it), mostly because of his epic portrayal of Inigo Montoya♥️

Attempts to make the appointment for a mental diagnosis should definitely factor into said diagnosis

If you feel like a lil 70s disco-country vibe, I suggest Pearl Charles. I've had this one on heavy rotation since the summer youtu.be/Nx4Butce8sM?...

Shields & Yarnell making a comeback!

Didn't expect 2 characters I've been scared of since I was a kid would morph into one

After 11 months of 2025

Instantly irritated when I'm politely interacting with someone professionally and they act overly familiar with me. That's my purse, I don't know you!

Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence played on my holiday mix and now I'm sad both Ryuichi and Bowie are gone

Happy #Thingsgiving 💚

Found a new favorite photo of Memo 😂 being relatable pointing out the mummy boner

Home ownership= Step 1: Calling to get quotes on a repair Step 2: Pricing soldering irons while looking up youtube tutorials

Was sad I didn't have mini marshmallows to add to my hot cocoa Imagine my disgusted surprise when the bovine gelatin powder I added for protein didn't quite dissolve

This all feels like watching someone try to reason with a monsterous bully child destroying everything Remove him already!

Opinions are like assholes, there are too many and I don't want to hear from them

I'd like to think differently, but I would 1000% have Reece's immediately irritated attitude upon reading a task if I were on Taskmaster

Every afternoon now (I know, it'll eventually get depressing)

Double feature of Hedda & Frankenstein last night Gratefully distracted from life being overwhelmed by complex emotions & visual feasts