Living with an author is wild because at any given moment they are really likely to boot the kitchen door in and shout I NEED TO KILL *SPOILER* @cswritesbooks.bsky.social

“So, you’ll go out to Smyth’s Toy Store with these Olympians in the middle of #StormDarragh…” #LateLateToyShow

Do you really want to hear about books or would you rather see Jonny Sexton SOCK SOME DINGERS!? #latelatetoyshow

ST SWITHIN’S DAY ALREADY #latelatetoyshow

You don’t see the shcan much anymore #latelatetoyshow

The clapping is a TRAVESTY Surely the audience is hearing someone else - a cruel prank?

That was sick. Trad and heavy always, always works #latelatetoyshow

"So it's a toy show?" "Toys, books, bikes, singing and dancing, that sort of thing." "Aimed at what age group?" "Say four to twelve-ish." "And it starts at..." "Twenty to ten, runs till after midnight." "Is that... set in stone?" "Absolute deal-breaker, yeah." "Ok... Great." #LateLateToyShow

not that i expected better from her given that she’s taken money from aipac but this is cowardly and painful and i hate it. thanks for laying down in front of the bus so it can crush all the rest of us too i guess

She fuckin sucks about everything else, why not suck about this too Trans people are cool

*mentally stabbed*

Cow.

I had no followers on twitter, I have none here. Time is a flat circle

That’s a crazy 3rd and 1 play. Russell Wilson will never change

Why? Who wants this?

What is happening at the FIA

How do we know this Why 17? What happens after 27 years? Do crows have specifically 17 year memories? I have many crow-related questions

I can admit when I am wrong Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Five.

Me when a certain New Jersey rock band posts something that almost certainly means absolutely nothing

If anyone’s wondering how Twitter is going I just had to mute the R-slur because it’s on every second tweet on the dogshit For You page

Close enough