seems really cool that as a Jew I am now an anti-semite if a white nationalist christian fundamentalist says I am

Turns out you’re in better hands with women doctors

Y’all Don’t choke your partner. And don’t let your partner choke you. Not ok

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If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it

A lawyer

Perfection.

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Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars/Star Trek

Coffee ice cream in process and paired with strawberry ☕️🍓🍨

TIL that a “mosquito hawk” is irl a Crane Fly and is a gd vegetarian and I feel like I need to sit with this a minute

Roses are red, Kittens are fun,

Roses are red, CPAs ask “what amount?”,

Roses are red, I once passed out at a bris,

Roses are red I once milked a cow

Roses are red Violets have their season

Happy Sunday everyone

Thank you Taylor Swift for inspiring my 5yo to break out with LOVER! … in the Target checkout line

Nutella ice cream with strawberries, and mint cookie ice cream, made with fresh mint and Thin Mints🍨

This is the inevitable product of growing up in an environment in which all adolescent relationships are taboo. Then those teens grow up only attracted to taboo things

Kinda love that this opened up. I can finally say I did something before it was cool!

Y’all, it’s 2024. Are we not yet at the point where we can just call it… a wedding?

…and there’s a neighborhood in Houston with aggressive gangs of peafoul milling about Definitely mix of WTF and Ikindawannagoseeit 😏

X-mas dessert: wine cooked pear with homemade orange ice cream 🍨

@seandstacey.bsky.social #AddHomemadeIceCream. Because… c’mon.

I feel like @chuckwendig.bsky.social needs to weigh in on this

When I was doing my dissertation research in the UK, my landlady was shocked at the idea of peanut butter & jelly/honey: she did peanut butter with Cole slaw. On the other hand, egg & tomato and cheese/pickle are great combinations!

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.

Goose for Xmas dinner this year. Side of mushroom, white bean, wild rice (pilaf?); roasted new potatoes, parsnips, rutabagas (+/- carrots) - cooked in the goose fat; prune, apple “dressing“; with wine-cooked pears and figgy pudding for dessert. Homemade ice cream to go with the figgy pudding

Squirrel!

(tap tap) Is this thing on?