It feels like this game was designed in a lab just for me. 10/10

Normalize eye black while golfing.

Ring AI snitching on me.

This is a fantastic watch. It's a sad reality of the current media landscape.

Watching this Revolutionary War doc while hittin my Pen Burns.

Hearing SNAP references on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social brings me so much job. Thank you @hollyanderson.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social.

If my 4 year old had the Power Cosmic, the world would be begging to have Galactus return.

hot new scam text just dropped!

I know I’ve reached the end of TikTok when I hit the Chad Smith covering Dua Lipa video.

It’s been a while since my last update but just wanted to share that “Crescendolls” is my new favorite Daft Punk song. You had a great run, “Aerodynamic”. til next time, see ya in the ‘06 Sahara Tent

There two types of dads: Those who yell at their kids to not spray sunscreen while on their deck. Those who yell at their kids to not spray sunscreen while on their lawn.

TRUMP IS FIGHTING ELON ON THE EVERYTHING APP

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

Grapes are just fruit nuggets.

On the week of St Patrick’s Day we celebrate our Firehairs.

Happy to share my new offical Marvel illustration: Falcon, for Marvel Snap! #falcon #marvel #marvelsnap

Once you hear D’onofrio’s Fisk is just Yoda speaking with normal grammar, you can’t unhear it.

my son when I tell him to go apologize to his brother

chappell roan

sometimes i hit the Discord Update button just to feel like im being productive

waking up and remembering the Luka trade happened

As a social media manager, I can relate.

the books never addressed it but the best name for the school quidditch team would be the Hogwarts Warthogs

We posted our first role for the new era of SNAP! If you are or know any great user acquisition experts, send 'em our way! With more publishing duties coming in-house, expect many more roles opening up in the coming days and week. jobs.ashbyhq.com/SecondDinner...

SOON!

Would Skeleton Crew be a good watch for a 7yo? I haven’t started it yet and I’m thinking I may watch with him.

If you didn’t think the Hawk Tuah crypto was gonna be a sloppy up and down experience, you weren’t paying attention.

Split compensation is here and with it the best boy is finally gilded!

That Seattle windstorm can fuck right off.

If you're asking, "Why is this <x> instead of <y>?", almost always: "Budget." Most things require work from humans, who have limited time. Things that seem easy take a surprising amount of resources to make. Sometimes "cheaper" has to win, even if it breaks immersion, because shipping is a feature.

Sean Duffy from The Real World has been nominated for Secretary of Transportation. Ironically, that means he'll be in charge of Road Rules

/taps mic GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!

Thanks, @laurenwhatevs.bsky.social!

It warms my heart to see people live rage posting to sporting events here. This site may actually make it.

Any MARVEL SNAP players out there? Comment below and I'll add ya to a list. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Is this our safe place? I’m sleeping in here tonight.

A Persona game but you’re in your 30s dealing with corrupt C-suite bosses and the evil barista who gets your order wrong on purpose. Act 2 dungeon is your High School reunion.

Still trying to wrap my head around this app. Does the Discover feed just kinda suck or is there not that much to discover?

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