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I’m excited to go to MFF for a couple of hours tomorrow and see people I admire and respect and be too afraid to talk to any of them lest I come across as a bother.

I hope wherever “Jessie Clinton” and “Marcus Jones” from YouLoveJack are today that their lives are real groovy.

No, Nut November!

I’m like that with pickles too but I gather being a no-pickle person is less remarkable

You know how some people are no-pickle people and when they date a pickle person they will be like “this is great. I get to feel generous giving you an extra pickle and also not waste anything” I’m like that but with cum.

Gay, lame, and full of cheese.

We DO own a hamper… 🤦🏻‍♂️ #fcf

So I don’t have a lot of people in my “list”, but Erika Ishii is, like, near the top.

If waking up and smoking pot is called Wake and Bake, I think waking up and doing poppers should be Wake and Shake. 🤔😁 I posted this a few years ago and FB showed to me, I feel is too good to not share here.

Happy Pride!

Hmm.

Not to give away all my secrets, but this sort of thing is unfortunately extremely effective on me.

Drink your Son of Juice, Shelby.

Me and whomst

Twitter is over and Twitter is gone. Twitter’s decided it’s time to move on. Twitter has new dreams it’s building upon, And I’m on Bluesky.

Oops, photography happened.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggone it, people tolerate me, mostly.

I have such hot friends it’s wild

I promise I’ll post nudes again soon. But happy feels a long way away.

I really wish I could once again masturbate because it’s fun and I enjoy it and not because it’s one of my only effective distractions from constant, heavy, draining anxiety over futures that range from AI joblessness and uncreativity to simple murder at the hands of a homophobic militia.

Still hasn’t quite sunk in that RFK Jr. gets to decree I shall have normal orgasms for the rest of my life instead of the religious experience I just had with a poppers brand I can no longer tag, and all because he doesn’t understand how viruses work.

Thinking about the time a server in a restaurant in Toronto called me “bud” and I almost actually asked for his number.

I need, like, a furry fandom Sherpa, who can answer my offensively ignorant questions about dumb shit such as, “Can my fursona live in a different city than I do?”

Sounds good!

If the burger I had for dinner was Impossible brand, it’s healthy, right?

All I want is for everyone to like me, and also to be specifically responsible for preventing what feels like the inevitability of human extinction in my lifetime. SHOULD THAT BE SO HARD?!?

Spit on your cock and stroke it Sunday 🤤

I do seem to be on the mend.

All I’m gonna say is I better be able to suck some BOMB dick after this.

Home from the hospital post tonsillectomy. Probably can’t take care of things for a few days yet, but if you have any inspiration to share for when the time comes… 😅

When did you know?

I should go for a run/gym session but I just wanna lounge around and beat it to my hot friends <3

"If your cum gives me heartburn, I'm gonna be upset."

Don’t forget

Me and who?

Thinking of you.

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“Or”?

Blow seed every day, kings. Your body, your muscles, your organs—they were NOT made to sit at rest and in reserve. They function best when they are put to use. Consider it exercise for your prostate.

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The oats were felt.

I received my Super Sniffer v2 “DP” today. My review: Run, don’t walk. It’s magnificent. It solves every problem I’ve ever had. It cleared my skin, regrew my hair, and wrote me a surefire cover letter. For legal reasons, that’s a joke. But it’s really, really good, and truly useful.

I have FOMO: fond of making out

I clean up okay, I think, sometimes.

Sexy selfies in the morning light can be tough to take with a cat around. Oh, well. At least she loves me.

Apparently someone blocked me because empty profiles look like bots. Whoops.