in marge simpsons voice.. happy birthday to our special little guy!!!! @troybond.bsky.social im skippin out on st pete to save up for dc so ill be missing you then but i cant wait to see you with gab and maybe some others!!! we love you❤️ thanks for all you do and the people you’ve introduced us to.

It’s a baddie’s bday @troybond.bsky.social ❤️🥳

happy birthday @troybond.bsky.social <333 love you more than sand

a national holiday today!! happy birthday @troybond.bsky.social I hope it’s filled with as much fun and joy as you bring into my life 😙🫶🏼💗

Happy birthday to an honorary hoe @troybond.bsky.social 😂

Happy birthday Mr. President aka @troybond.bsky.social 🎂 Hope this made up for everything

Thank you ladybonerz of Bluesky for my queef tsunami of bday wishes

Well we know who Robbie Williams is now

Drank a coffee then fell asleep and shit myself. Caffeine doesn’t work on me anymore.

I love you bonerz

Social media is about to become a cesspool of non fact checked diarrhea, vitriolic cyber bullying bring it on you fucking cowards. I’ve been crazier longer than you’ve been craving your mother’s titty milk. Your words can’t hurt me because the voices is in my head are too horny for me to hear you.

Should I feel worse about eating pound cake after the gym or listening to Pound Cake by Drake and Jay Z AT the gym

This year I’m gonna stop smoking nicotine and start smoking my opps

Torey and Rosey Night 2. Envy. Biblical. Renaissance.

Live from the green room it’s rosey and torey

How would you feel about a plutonic dry hump

I got my phone back so I hope you’re ready to see me post on 7 different platforms everyday until I die

My best quality is my thug appeal

why do you love to bully me @troybond.bsky.social

Merry Christmas, you guys gotta chill out with some of the yo I would suck his dick from behind those tweets they mean a lot to me, but after a while, I’m starting to think if I’m inadequate

I want round to round security surrounding the perimeter. Nobody gets in or out. Do not let no Ferrara to flicker the light which is on and off.

My gift this year was you guys I literally get to exist because you fw me. I’m sorry. Merry Christmas. Hoe.

Yub nub

It doesn’t feel like Christmas it feels like that drug dealer was actually an undercover cop and I’ve been set up

Man fuck Christmas music I’m listening to this to get my mind right

2025 bub. Year 3 on the road. Ive been alive for two hundred fuckin years old.

Cant sleep and lost my phone in atlanta so im using bluesky on an ipad im on a new level this shit aint nothin to me man ama

For years, former Black Panthers have feared that the FBI is still keeping tabs on them decades after its notorious COINTELPRO program. Malik Rahim had never been able to prove he was targeted. Now, government docs show he was correct.

I just got her to sign up @toreycole.bsky.social

Joe Biden pardon hawk tuah girl NOW!!!

@troybond.bsky.social i miss your dumb ass

I like Superman with the trunks on because that implies that he takes them off to get freaky

Mini powdered donuts are the most destructive way to start a day

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Finna pop a perc and turn the vibe of this funeral around

See you tomorrow Atlanta

My life blood

cackle at this one bc its a flop

One missed button caused a wave of horniness new ep out tomorrow morning. Editing now bc the mouse is back and I can’t sleep

These don’t get old they make me cackle

It’s the most beautiful thing in the world to see you guys connect over the dumb little things I obsess over and I will do my best to keep you cultured

Honestly the fans are my gift bc they mean everything to me and it’s bc of their support I was able to buy this shirt owned and worn by MJ with my first check and it’s also very surreal to me to have “fans” but whenever I feel like giving up you’re there.

Hard to pick just one but when someone made me a tour poster I cried and it’s right above my bed

My uncle wore obsession by Calvin Klein and he’s the one who got me addicted to crack so after he died I’ve worn it everyday since

Anything Mandalore

Ineffective more than incompetent. That’s why Leia should’ve been the leader of the new republic but she had to form the resistance bc mothma didn’t believe the first order to be a threat. She did help orchestrate the battle of Endor tho…even tho Lando saved all their asses by turning around

I have no other talent so I’d be a cop

The road is my life blood and I’ve been home for 4 weeks but I go to atl this weekend, NYE in Long Island, West Nyack Jan 3/4 then Brea Jan 5 so I’m filling my time with sketches and podding