Hey @jay.bsky.team any chance of a "turn off reposting" feature. I want to follow the people I follow, I just dont want to see their reposts on american politics all over my feed. Also a draft option where I can write and save a post without posting it.

Came to a sad realisation this morning. I've passed the point where I'll ever be able to say that "I'm the youngest person to have become/done [achievement]"

No one on Linkedin cares about your 2025 self reflections.

This year for Christmas, I asked Santa to stop people from flooding public slack channels with AI automated updates and messages.

Is it ok to body shame ginger bread men? Despite how the look, they taste delicious on the inside... and that's what matters.

I've started commenting on power point presentations like a university professor: - wrong - no supporting evidence - insufficient research - no citations - show your working out - sample size? - plagiarised - see me after class Not your best work. F

Man vs. Baby might be the most anxiety inducing show I have ever watched!!!

Here's the link to the direct post incase you don't want to help amplify my linkedin post haha bhavpatel.medium.com/learn-sql-us...

I've written a guide to using SQL in google sheets. It serves as a nice intro for anyone who has always wanted to learn but has been worried about breaking their data warehouse by accident haha. The link below is for the Linkedin Post that will take you to the post. www.linkedin.com/posts/dodone...

UK retail sales drop unexpectedly as economy struggles ft.trib.al/moDKYxd

I'm so sick of the rising racism I was seeing on that platform that I'm moving from passively inactive to full on deactivate. I can stomach a lot but I can't stomach the vile posts anymore.

Im thrilled to once again not be taking part in advent of code

Guys, it really works.

Sometimes I wonder if my LinkedIn comedy has held me back from promotions and general success in life.

"Bhav do you have any thoughts?" "Yes, I'm wondering why you invited me to this pointless meeting?"

Chief Data Officers from big fortune 500 companies when asked when the data warehouse migration projects will be delivered.

Take your toxic positivity and shove it up your ass. Fuuucck

I just got my #SpotifyWrapped. #SpotifyWrapped2025

Got to love the internet. Some one turned my drawing into an animation to add the time factor. Love it!

A couple of years ago, I made a cartoon visualising the real marketing funnel. Fast forward a few years and I thought it would be fun to do it again but this time visualise the conversion funnel. As much as we would love it to be fairly straightforward, the reality is far more chaotic.

I often think about that one slack channel that could have been a meeting that could have been an email.

I don't generally want to be sold to on a good day, but definitely don't aggressively pitch to me after you've had a few

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing SLT the website was broken.

People outside of your function don't care about the tech youre using. They only care about what you can do with it. Give me garbage data tech and I will still paint you The Sistine Chapel.

We talk a lot about business teams being data literate but not enough about data teams being business literate.

The business leaders who fail are those who implement initiatives and then defend them rigidly rather than adjusting based on feedback.

One of the best ways to understand how important a data request is, is to ignore it altogether. If people chase and follow up, it's probably important. Caveat though, it might only be important to them.

Back from holiday so my linkedin shitposting should go down

Starting an email "Bhavik, Hi" instead of "Hi Bhavik" is such a power move.

Parents - watch out for the newest rising slang term: 6-7 or 67. I haven't figured out what it means yet, but it's growing fast in terms of adoption.

Felt cute, might delete later.

I wonder if other functions bitch about data? I live in a bubble so I only see data people moaning about other functions. I want to know what other functions are saying about us.

Me trying to give myself a pep talk before I have to present my analysis.

10,015! I'm finally into the 5 figures club.

One thing I miss about the other place is the ability to rant.

For a short period I will be posting exclusively about #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUK. Post 1 is a reminder that voting patterns in episode 1 do not reflect an expected even-ish non-skewed distribution of a group of people who've never met. Why does this happen? 1/2 #Bhavtalkstraitors

I'm getting closer.

I'm 97 connections/followers away from the 10k club on LinkedIn. To celebrate, Im going to shut my linkedin account for allowing myself to become a linkedin wanker.

“it’s October 3rd” Happy K-Mean Girls Day to those who celebrate

I put the mental in incremental.

That's German for "The p-value, The The The"

Every so often I have to give myself words of affirmation.

It's clear I'm never going to win people magazines sexiest man alive so I started my own version. "Sexiest data person alive". This year I'm the judge and the only entry. Results are. I came in 7th.

Don't analyse your data, data your analyse.

I went for a coffee with my younger self today. He's a dick.

I love using fancy sounding words in place of simpler and easier to understand words.

I had a dream that I accidentally accepted all 250+ pending linkedin requests by accident. Thank goodness no such button exists on Linkedi.

I’m really rooting for Christopher Walken’s villain in the 1985 Bond film A View to a Kill as he attempts to destroy Sillicon Valley.

Indian weddings are sooooooooooo fucking long.

Do you ever wonder what your shelf life is given the rate of acceleration of AI? I think I've got like 3 years, tops.