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Today in “Big tech are big geniuses and we should allow them to control every aspect of our lives” Google Sheets’ AI cells, which **do not lock** and regenerate every time you reorder the table. Tell me you never used your product, without telling me you never used your product

If I have to read one more take from “brand experts” on Spotify changing its app icon to celebrate 20 years… Without knowing anything on numbers, ideas or whatever. Just based on vibes… I’m going to scream

None of the AI people look in the same direction. None of the humans who included it cared. Welcome to the future

Anything from Google’s Vaporware Summit ‘26 that I need to be aware of? #googleIO

I 👏 DON'T 👏 FUCKING 👏 WANT 👏 TO 👏 TALK 👏 TO 👏 MY 👏 COMPUTER 👏

The effort was doomed once Claude generated: just 20 lines of JavaScript. Easy.

When wordlebot says I took an unnecessary step #wordle

Having booked my own Ryanair flight for once, I’m enjoying seeing all the ways they use to trick tourists into paying more 😄

Antonelli be like: Bono. My rears are gone.

Another year. Another Google apps icon update. Maybe this one will fix all the non-icon issues.

Top artists for me this month. I guess: all women? #lifeWithKids

MeasureCamp London karaoke session coming up!

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty. ~ Arabic Proverb

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This is what you get when elect dumb nincompoops to higher office, who don’t understand the second and third order effects of what they do. They create the circumstances for bullshit like this to get floated.

Meta employees are up in arms over a mandatory program to train AI on their mouse movements and keystrokes Yes. Tracking everything you do does seem kind of excessive. They don’t usually do that.

And on my tombstone let it be written, the words that are so familiar to me: Put your jacket on Put your shoes on

If I have to read one more self pity post by someone who fled the “oppressive European tax regimes” to build a better life in the UAE or Asia… and who are now being forced back because of the war… I am going to scream. You ran. Deal with it.

And after my plan to infect @oarsman.de with a virus worked perfectly I am now the last standing attendee of the very first MeasureCamp Amsterdam.

And Jesus said: “Say “what” again, I dare you, I double dare you.”

Young gents… a little etiquette lesson from someone who doesn’t do etiquette. If I can smell your perfume from across the aisle. You are wearing too much. A subtle hint. Keyword: subtle.

We truly live in the dumb timeline www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/a...

The 3D chess on display in DC is from a whole other dimension. Going all in on your enemies objectives in order to get them to do what you want is something else.

My Spring to do list by JD Vance 1. Prevent Iran war 2. Negotiate end to Iran war 3. Reelect Viktor Orbán

Nobody does deals like him. He’s the best deal maker. The best deals. Winning deals. Tired of these good deals. Amazing deals. Leave some on the table deals.

Breaking! I’m considering a joint venture with Meta on destroying democracy

Little things like this annoy me more than they should: "Mythos Preview achieves 93.9% on SWE-bench Verified, versus 80.8% for Opus 4.6." That's a near 13-percent jump over the previous state of the art since February. No. It's actually a 16% increase.

I wonder if someone accidentally made the correct bet at just the right time in order to profit from this last batch of Orange Insanity. I’m sure nothing untoward could have happened.

Watching something on Steven Bartletts channel. You know I think this guy might be one of the dumbest people on the planet. Open the comments. Have to take that back. His listeners are way more moronic.

Remember Mike Judge’s Idiocracy (2006)? It was supposed to be a dystopian comedy, not a documentary in slow motion. Apparently, there is a scoreboard for the decline now: idiocracy.wtf We were warned. 📉

I at least have a little bit of what it takes to be an astronaut. I’ll have you know I too have some Nutella

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The AI dj in Spotify is a well intentioned solution that is ultimately limited by the company’s incessant need to believe it knows you better than you know yourself.

Nincompoops are running the world. Corruption is running rampant. We’re perpetually on the front door of a major war and/or financial crisis. Companies are destroying the very fabric of society in pursuit of profits. But have you tried meditating?

Addictive platforms engineered to be addictive vow to appeal verdict that they’re addictive platforms engineered to be addictive.

If you’re going to drop an F bomb in your communication, drop and F bomb. None of this “f*ck” fucking shit.

Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.

hab 14 geschafft und es macht mich verrückt aber weil ich erwachsen bin gebe ich mir einen ruck und höre sofort damit auf! 100jumps.org

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To be a grown ass old man, to start a kid, then take off the kid after 15 minutes ruining his career. And then to make this claim: Everything right now is going wrong. Every time it is more mistakes. We pay. Every. Now this situation. Like, motherfucker, your job is to lead. Fucking Lead. #ATMTOT

A local cinema is running a dinner promotion where they serve you the food from a film while watching it. This month they’re doing “The Menu”. That’s a hard pass from me.

F1 fans right now

At this point jokes about the inaugural FIFA peace prize being irrelevant are at risk of becoming irrelevant

Me: can I have a sparkling water please? Every single London bartender: do you mean soda water? Me: my man… does it sparkle?

Guys. Guys. Guys!!! If we stop eating all that food the AI won’t be able to compare its energy usage to ours, and then Sam Altman will look like a giant tosser who wasn’t hugged enough as a child. These fucking Silicon Valley clowns. #foodforthought #ai

Any time I have doubts about my job I think to myself: could have been selling compliance software.

They don’t call me the motivator for nothing! #motivation #330amclub

Apple’s autocorrect be like… you typed this word, but you clearly meant a number instead. Except when you make a clear typo. Let’s not change that at all. You’ll look like an idiot. And with good reason.