TIL: @bsky.app doesn’t have an edit button? So 2013. So edgy. So in the moment.

Call me a crazy left wing radical, but I don’t understand the idolisation of billionaires by regular people. People get into shouting matches defending someone they call “Elon” or “Sam”. "They” are in it for the good of the planet, so long as it runs paralel with their bank account.

Yeah yeah… Solving critical UX problems is important, but have you tried injecting AI unnecessarily into all things a user touches in order to bloat everything out? That’s where the money is.

Ticket for MeasureCamp Italia in the bag. Time to order a decent pineapple pizza!

"Wate, Yorkel, do as I say." #aknightofthesevenkingdoms

“Romero’s right Your board is shite”

BRO. I really thought I had a bluesky account. Guess I didn't? anyway. thanks @timc.eu lol

She’s baaaaaack

GEO is way different, Gemini 3's cut off date is Jan 2025, meaning any work you did over the last 11 months isn't impacting answers from training data, so influenceability is way different than Google search.

Silicon Valley believes in critical thinking, just not when it threatens the monies.

[citation needed]

We had a campaign with 67 purchases last week. Am I cool now?

Tim’s looking out for that Yes Daddy Money

Breaking: Wife of self declared supreme leader calls for unity

I continue to marvel at Meta’s ability to find existing customers and target them to get extra sales. As well as Google’s ability to interject itself into the sales process to get extra sales. Top tier ad-tech.

Let the bottling commence!

1996: Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. 2026: Well you know every story’s got two sides.

Sales: falling Technology: behind Image: unwanted What do you do? Why you lock a feature behind a 99 Dollar paywall ofcourse.

Now that we have a new league of nations, we just need a new financial crisis and we can end this lovely period in human history.

I just saw a video of the Klarna CEO, known for putting teens and young adults into crippling debt (with a friendly colour), dancing to “They not like us” at his company event. We have reached peak aaaaaaarrrghhhhh.

OPINION: After World War II, the U.S. contributed generously to the relaunch of the European economy. It also massively influenced new democratic institutions in the nascent European Community. Maybe now it’s Europe’s turn to defend these values — and that means taking action.

Don’t just say: “That’s dumb” Say: “This requires a certain level of disbelief that I am unable to muster”

I don’t know… it’s like… you can’t trust a word he says or something. #taco

I’m starting a petition to rename “Fuck you money” to “Yes Daddy money” when you roll over for authority despite being worth billions

You don’t feel old and then you read stuff like “It’s been 22 years since Ford competed in Formula 1”, and you think: “I reported on that when it happened”. And then you feel old. 😄

Who designed these unrelated, generic icons?

Using AI to program be like: "Ah, I see the issue now!”

Vladimir Putin hoped the war in Ukraine would be over in just three days. But as of now, it has stretched out for longer than Moscow spent fighting the Nazis. To make matters worse, Moscow’s global network of allies seems to be falling apart. 🔗 #[politi.co/4qcQ5XM

This is our world now.

Space Karen said his car company will have a fully functioning surgery robot in three years. If you’re looking for a safe prediction market bet: this is your sign. This is the same boy who predicted full self drive by 2017, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022 and 2025.

Just to be clear: the president of the United States… said that just because the Danes landed on Greenland with a boat 500 years ago… that doesn’t mean that it’s theirs… The amount of stupidity in that statement alone is startling.

My problem with booking ski trips is that I know exactly how much, nay, little it cost 10 years ago and how much they’re overcharging today.

Shut it the fuck down.

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

We are three days into the year and it’s already a clown car again

They are so incredibly corrupt and devoid of any common sense beyond the next photo op.

Switching from the New years concert in Vienna to Taylor Swift Eras Tour, back to the new years concert in Vienna.

Nothing is more enraging than selecting a Thinking model and getting an instant response. It’s also how I still know I’m one of the common folk.

Me: WhatsApp please mute all notifications for this group unless I’m mentioned. WhatsApp: Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

It is that time of year again where they were all of them deceived. For another ring was made.

Whamageddon got me at 12.49 today at the office Christmas party. It will happen to you too.

It still beggars belief that they fucked the Apps screen up to whatever the fuck this monstrosity is.

2016-2021: WHY ARE YOU SO EASILY TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKE? 2025: This font is WAY TO WOKE to be used guys.

I don’t want Verstappen to win. I just need McLaren to lose.

Verstappen be like

When the LinkedIn recruiter uses a voice note

They didn’t want to double stack because then Lando would have lost out. Bahaaaahaaahahahahahahahahaaa I hope Max wins it next week.

Since someone told me they view custom license plates as a tax on the affluent dumb, I haven’t been able to look at these cars and drivers without going… yeah… makes sense.

Yes. Let’s give the AI browser that got caught with the most basic injection access to our passkeys. That seems like a fantastic idea.

AI is brilliant. It allows us to center all of our customer support at the lowest bidder and get away with it! The getting away with it: