Barbers holding up the mirror to show you the back of your head for approval

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Seeing that weasel Jenrick with his shit ventriloquist act reminded me of possibly my favourite act of ‘physical comedy’ of all time. Rod Hull going in the freezer. youtu.be/jHaGwetUzf8?...

The dregs of the Premier League doing their bit today to sooth #LUFC nerves.

Ballad of Wallace Island. Just perfect.

Still pissed off with that foul given against Stach in first half. #lufc

Our last season in the PL I’d have a sinking feeling as soon as we conceded first. No such thoughts yet this season. A real resolve about this team. #lufc

Never in a million years is that a penalty. Konate has fouled him.

"I have worked with Nathan Gill over a period of years and he's been terrific, he's never, ever, let me down. He's as honest as the day is long and, in the leaders' debates that have been taking place in Wales, he's performed very creditably." - Nigel Farage, 2016

Professional footballers should be required to play at least 50 senior matches before they can play with their socks round their ankles or shirts untucked.

Find this long throw business intriguing. Makes you wonder how every club is at it in the space of a few weeks. It’s hardly innovative. Almost like coaches didn’t want to be looked down on for doing it previously, which is strange for such a ‘result at all costs’ industry.

Gonna be some random tariffs on Ireland tomorrow

Shane’s crying Jose’s crying I’m crying The dogs crying #thegolf

Oh god please don’t lose to this lot #thegolf

Fuck me the golf is getting tense

I can’t quite get my head around how shit scum are. You absolutely love to see it.

Prob should have sold my Graham Potter stocks a while back when I was banging on about what a good job he was doing at Brighton.

Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?

Wish these Yanks would get another song #thegolf

Leeds ‘secret announcement’ possibilities: Bamford farewell Wilko statue New Meal Deal Finally paid off Robbie Fowlers contract UEFA awarding us the 1975 Cup Final Anything I’ve missed…?

Post a duo

Sourdough bread Nice glass of port Passing judgment on the contents of people’s shopping baskets.

Fans shouting “who?” as an opposition sub is announced is a crime far worse than having a drum or goal celebration music. I’m taking notes on offenders this season.

Long throws may be back, but the beautiful game won’t have returned till we have full-backs stood on the post for corner kicks.

Sat back notably in second half. That’s what a 2-goal lead allows you to do I guess. That feels like the blueprint for our away games this season. 3 points takes pressure off the next two games as well. Keep the scoreboard ticking over. Huge matches coming up against Burnley and West Ham. #lufc

You have to say, that’s magnificent. #lufc

Ok, I’ll stop moaning that the ref has got the position of that freekick wrong. #lufc

Gorillaz touring next year. Anyone seen them live? Any good? Can’t get my head around how they’d set up!

PSA: Cans of Spaten on the Lidl middle aisle

Worth watching this interview. A sobering assessment of what’s happening in America. Make no mistake it’ll come here under Reform too. Resist. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

That new Corbyn thing failing to even launch properly is just objectively funny.

So Camilla goes ‘is it bigger than the bread bin?’

What’s gone on there?! Frimpong almost laughing when he saw the ref give that!

Might get some #cans in and give that Maitlis/Prince Andrew interview another watch at the weekend. Just a wonderful hour of TV. #newsnight

What’s with the tiny away end of Villareal fans at Spurs?!

Is the guy who sung ‘El Gol Para Leeds Unite’ during one of the Bielsa games?! #lufc

Hallelujah! If the Liverpool fans had anything about them they’d be singing that Cranberries Hannibal song for rest of the match

Now I’ve slept on it, my over-riding thought on yesterday’s match is that it was just plain unfair and the Premier League should just call it a draw. #lufc

One things remains true. We ONLY need to finish ahead of 3 teams. There’s 3 strong candidates already below us, and we play all 3 of them in next 5 games. #lufc

That is a travesty. Absolutely no way we deserved to lose. But if you effectively ignore your best attacking player then you leave yourself open to a load of stick and I suspect Farke is going to get some. #lufc

Obvious concerns over attacking threat but to restrict any home side to zero shots is mightily impressive. #lufc

Okafor needing to have the game of his life to distract from the stink on the opposite side of the pitch. #lufc

Where do people go for their #LUFC streams? Used to follow couple of people on twitter that posted them.

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

World Cup next summer. The competition for places is unreal. How many players are dead certs to start first game?! I reckon Rice and Bellingham probably only ones at this stage?

This is a fairly horrible watch. Some people spend so much time online it’s absolutely pickled their brains. Hear how they immediately jump to the conspiracy theories of him being a plant rather than actually objecting to what he says. How do you win these people back round?!