Kelly Cates there. The more she looks like her old man, the more attractive I find her. Troubling.

Just realised I’d been holding my breath for the entirety of that injury time. #lufc

City aren’t scoring here. Got the fear that West Ham might though.

Disgusting set of 3pm PL fixtures. The Champo for me today.

First garden #cans of the year. We’re back lads.

Given the new Gorillaz album a couple of run outs. Very similar format to their other stuff. Lots of forgettable stuff, but some real gems in there. The best tracks for me generally those without Albarn’s vocals.

Why does Easter weekend have no PL fixtures at all?? Noticed the FA Cup qtrs are scheduled for then, but it otherwise appears to be a ‘free week’ for PL. Don’t think that would be the case in other seasons?

Fascinated by this extremely weird feature in the Guardian. The fact one of their journos gets accredited with the ‘interviews’ as well. Frost/Nixon it is not.

Tudor has not won a single game of his tenure and is most certainly not getting the job across the line. Don't let him take charge away at Anfield on Sunday. Go get Sean Dyche or Big Sam. It's time. #COYS

Imagine that Spurs dressing room now. Two lads don’t know what day of the week it is. Young GK still in tears probably.Gallagher in with Madrid chatting to his mates. Sort that lot out Igor mate.

Spurs. Bloody hell.

VAR is shit. This we all know. Can commentators (‘Fletch’) stop referring to it every few seconds though. Just shut the fuck up about it. It’s bad enough when it actually intervenes. We don’t need to know every muttering they come out with.

“Oooh, isn’t Traore big and strong?” Yeah but he’s fuckin shit mate and wouldn’t look out of place in League One.

Big allocation if WH presumably? #LUFC

Got FA Cup fever lads #LUFC

SkyBet have an entire market entitled TOTTENHAM IN CRISIS

Some tin foil hat wearing headcase with a loudspeaker outside the family court in Liverpool. Think he was Geordie. Couldn’t quite make out his beef. Something about judges, paedos and lizards. Seems like a nice fella. Wonder why she left him.

One thing that struck me during today’s game is how James is as much an outlet for ‘going direct’ as DCL is. #lufc

Enjoyed that. Atmosphere better than expected. 3rd goal came at right time. Decent tune up for some of the fringe players. Nice to face opposition that aren’t Premier League quality. Much more forgiving! #LUFC

Same, but with Eurotrash.

Finished Narrow Road to the Deep North on iPlayer last night. Read the book last year, which I loved. Didn’t expect a TV adaptation could do it justice, but it did. Powerful stuff.

Sack Tudor, bring in Redknapp and Hoddle and bin most of the first team and play the kids.

Not a chance this Tudor fella ends the season with Spurs.

There’s another red card in this if Palace play it right.

This is delicious viewing. I’ve completely forgotten all my relegation woes for an evening. Grade A Barclays.

New Alanis Morissette verse just dropped

The Football

That’s a fuckin scandalous bit of reffing/VAR at Fulham btw. Never in a million years a foul, followed up by a stonewall pen. #LUFC

Joe Hart currently on TNT

Haven’t enjoyed a half of football less in a very long time. Atwell has absolutely lost the plot here. #lufc

That Gnonto booking amongst the worst decisions I’ve ever seen. #lufc

#LUFC Prediction Fake hard man Luke O’Nien will go in hard on Aaronson, give it the biggun after it, then get rag dolled by Ampadu.

My contribution to the Dubai-wankers discourse… Didn’t the bombing only start few days ago?! How is there already puff pieces in newspaper magazines accompanied by professional family photo shots by the pool?! If I was fearing for my safety a call to my publicist would be low down on my ‘to do’ list

On the school run this morning. BBC News on the radio. Iran updates - UK involvement… My lad “how can it be defensive if you did it first?” “Well…”

Just watched that Inside Russia’s War docu on iPlayer. Relentlessly bleak. If anyone is after that sort of thing on a Sunday evening.

Despite narrowly losing 1-0 to Man City, the shit bastards around us in the table have failed to capitalise.

I sincerely hope we’re safe by the final match so we can do the honourable thing and roll over for West Ham. #lufc

Just catching up on MOTD. Actually feel for Scott Parker. Always comes across as a decent bloke. Cruel game!

Get that right up you Farage. Well played south east Manchester!

Can someone explain what the problem is here? What family doesn’t talk about who they’re gonna vote for. What difference does it make whether you do it on the walk to the polling booth or when you’re in there. Am I missing something?!

Country House - Blur

What the fuck are the Forest fans doing with their phones?! Oh, the horror!

If you think this current squad has a higher ceiling than they've reached this season then I'd politely suggest that you are deluded.

Isn’t this just good old fashioned professionalism? His team is weakened as his teammates haven’t eaten properly, so he’s ensuring they can get some fuel in and perform better. He’s probably done it under instruction from the coach.

I picture this guy when I hear the ESPN commentary clips on @thesquareball.net #LUFC

Presume we we want Forest and Palace to progress tonight, but with bad performances and injuries! #LUFC