Ah. Fascinating.

….. What is a ‘dilf’?

nat I AM AN EPIC FAN I KNOW WHAT IM YAPPIN ABOUT

*his reaction*

key I’m so glad you caught on 😭😭😭

[ CRASHING OUT ]

key Say Bones…..

ㅤ ㅤtwo hundred years. ㅤㅤtwenty decades. ㅤㅤㅤtwo centuries. ㅤand it was all coming down to this — he knew there was a good reason to've kept up with his training. ㅤas hesitant as they were to harm.. they would not hesitate to do so if even a hand was raised toward's the ranch. ㅤ

Thanks to @starcrossedgold.bsky.social, his soldiers’ armor were all encased with gold with seemingly special properties. He was ready for the war…. but with the lives of his sons on the line…. 𝑯𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑨 𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑻 𝑵𝑶𝑾‼️ [ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐗 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]

key Quickly coming to Allison’s defense here. She’s in college. She’s constantly so busy that we barely even talk. Hell as far as I’m aware, she’s barely even here. She definitely followed LONG before the allegations surfaced and likely doesn’t know about them. Leave her be.

GRETTA! ODY! OUR SON IS GETTING MARRIED!

TELEMACHUS IS GETTING MARRIED! HOLY SHIT WAIT

I love my sons very much.

key He gets one too

Squinting. Hmmmm…… alright. He’ll believe it.

With winds like these, you’d think Poseidon was making another storm…

“Bad mouthing Gretta is the fastest way to get your shit rocked. I don’t play about my friends. Especially ones who’ve done 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 to warrant that kind of talk.”

key Uhhhhhh context????

You fucking wish.

Talking about my mom isn’t gonna unpush your favorite lover’s tits from out of my face, bitch.

"A war.... how awful.... but there's nothing I can do."

"The tides of war are upon us at last!" "𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘥~"

Is that supposed mean something to me? Especially after at one point I had Io all over me.

Joke’s on you, Penelope Gretta and I are in a poly. Nice try, dumbass.

“Better than Gretta” you fucking wish. I’ll happily take her over whatever you put in front of me.

I dunno about you guys, but I still prefer my wife. Have fun with whatever you got going on over there.

“The kid’s final battle’s gonna be a war, and I refuse to let him go it alone.” “We finish this here and now.”

+ “𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍‘𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈 𝑩𝑬𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝐘𝐎𝐔‼️” “𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓‼️” “𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊‼️” “𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝑹𝑼𝑻𝑯𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑰𝑺 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝒀 𝑼𝑷𝑶𝑵 𝑶𝑼𝑹—“ [ #𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒3 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]

“….That poor child….”

“….He’s finally done it…..” “….now let’s hope this works….”

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫…

“………..”

“But was the dancing necessary???”

I prommy I won’t.

……. Do you wanna dance again?

This actually happened by the way. To this day, I’m not sure why we did this.

“……..” “….𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫….?”

“…………..” “Remember everything I taught you.” “This is what I trained you for….”

𝑽𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑬𝑬𝑬—‼️ 𝑩𝑴𝑴𝑴𝑴—‼️ +

“What the hell...”

" THAT FUCKER "

+ " 𝑬 is for 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 all your puny races ... " +

“That monster……” “He’s back…..”