{ ∞ } 「ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ sɪɢɴ ᴏғ ᴀ sᴜᴘᴇʀ-ᴅɪᴍᴇɴsɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʟɪғᴇ-ғᴏʀᴍ. sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋs ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏɴ ʜɪᴍ. ʜᴇ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴅɪᴍᴇɴsɪᴏɴs ғᴏʀ ʟᴜɴᴄʜ!」 『••𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞••』 [ #STHRP ] - [ #MVRP ] - ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ -

“Ok, so...I guess one of the Gaias felt like fucking with me just enough to trigger *this.* I'll probably be normal in about a month from now...?”

The beast turns his head to face his weed-smoking pal. “Somethin' wrong, dude?”

“Eheheheh...” A finger runs through the bleeding spot as he can't help but laugh in amusement. “Got ya good, didn't I?”

“I wonder if that restaurant is open today...” Bro's just vibing.

Loafing alongside him.

Ears perk up at a familiar voice. The beast crawls out of his digging spot, looming over the chipmunk at a full 6'6". “...hi HOW ARE YA?!” He smiles at her like a dumbass.

he's STILL digging a hole...

[NC] Goddamn X-es...always making people their playthings.

he's digging a hole.

“It's that time of the year again...”

❛ 𝘐'𝘔 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝘎𝘖𝘕𝘕𝘈 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑷 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮! ❜ ➺ 𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲, 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗱. ➺ 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗳𝘄. 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘄𝗱. ↺ + ♡︎

A 6'6" tall beast is roaming the TL...

“Sometimes I think about the amount of people I know— and that brings up the amount of people who actually *like* me. It's funny...you'd think people would shun you for being the asshole that I am! Not to be self-depreciative, o'course...”

You wonder if you've truly felt this? Faced the hand you're dealt with? Left and lost to quell this anger, You feel that fortune simply finds you… Guessing you at least knew. Soon you'll see the hard clues! 🤎 Personal Portrayal 🤎 🤎 Gay Ship (NSFW DMs) 🤎 🤎 #Nine 🤎

He's eating a whole footlong sandwich.

Lil' tongue out at her. “blep."

He knows. Anyone who looks at things with their heart can guess these kinds of things right away. He'll keep his mouth shut about it though.

“...someone's pregnant? Good for them.”

“No problem, kid.” Giving her some headpats.

“...watch this funny magic trick.” Step 1: cut off the broken ends of the crayon. Step 2: remove the wrapper. Step 3: join the cut halves of the crayon together and heat them up until they're joined together. Step 4: your crayon's fixed. Step 5: profit.

He's playing PAC-MAN Championship Edition for the Famicom.

“Ough...that sucks.”

〝 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦-𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴. 〞

“How 'bout you both mess around after the bath's done? Preferably while the sun is still out there so they'll dry up faster!” A few scrubs around the feet and...all done! Squeaky clean, save for some permanent stains that showcase how this particular plushie is dearly loved.

“'Cause too much dirt is bad for a plushie. A little stain or two is one thing, but they always need a bath to stay recognizable.” He's cleaning up one of her plushies— Marco, that is.

He's sleeping.....

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀꒰ა⠀⠀… TEMPORARY⠀PINNED. 𝜚　˙ ⠀

Masterpiece #sonamy

Eating some fries tonight.

“Be a patient pickle. As for you, little fella...that's a lot of dirt under your eye...” He says as he scrubs the plushie thoroughly.

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🎶Oh drink up, all you people... order anything you see...🎶 🎶Have fun, you happy people... the drinks and the joke's on me...🎶

A small chuckle comes out of his mouth. “Hehehehe...that's not a pond, silly! It's a sink! I'll take you to a real one once I'm done giving your little pal a bath, a'ight?”

Keeping her away from it. “No going into the soap-filled water, it's bad for you.”

Washing a plushie with his own hands. It was a bit dirty these days. I think it belongs to a frog...?

ㅤ 𝐌𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 ― READ ALT TEXT. ― ADDITIONAL INFORMATION. ㅤ

“I'm going to the casino tonight.”

⠀ 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 #⃝ｃｉｒｃｕｓ ⠀

“Love you." And here's a little kiss for her.

Yeah, yeah...here's some headpats for her.

"I may be more machine than mobian now, but I'm still the same as I ever was" Sally Acorn; princess of the acorn kingdom Information below! #sonicrp #sthrp #mvrp

He's happy that she's tried!

“Anyways, good evening.”

He watched a recording of the whole race. “...good God, Jet got humiliated...”