Just finished mowing my lawn in NC and I’m sweatier than @holdenatorsho.bsky.social talking for 30 mins.

What a fucking main event!! GIVE THAT MAN ALL THE FOLIAGE IN THE WORLD!!!

The scream I scrumpt when @hangmanpage.bsky.social ‘s old music hit. Whatever the outcome, that man deserves to treat himself to some nice new plants. #AEWAllIn

Watching #AEWAllIn while getting a pedicure and Adam Cole got me crying in the nail salon.

I have COVID and am about to get my period so naturally I watched the episode of ER where Dr. Greene dies and I am absolutely sobbing uncontrollably over a 23 year old fictional character death. Great choice!

You cannot tell me that Mikey Madison and Ellie from Degrassi are not the same person.

Starting to think that theres a direct correlation to my ongoing infertility and my inability to stop watching the human wreckage that is The Baldwins.

I cannot look away from the human wreckage that is #TheBaldwins. You know Alec yearns for the urn.

i never expected to have a President who would beat Tim & Eric at their own game

Watching Ken Burns’ The War is a lot more depressing now than when I first saw it 11 years ago.

Proud to be one of the dumbasses. Also that future toni/mariah shirt is gonna be sick as hell and we all know it.

They’re just doin’ wrestle pranks #AEWRevolution

Rizzler will never be the same after watching Johnny and Taya tongue bang each other 5 feet away. #AEWRevolution

The Boom is being brought to me against my will. #AEWRevolution

I hope Gravity’s mom takes the chancla to Jericho #AEWRevolution

Does Large William ever wear a shirt?? #AEWRevolution

I hope whoever invented role playing during trainings is burning in hell.

Also Cody out here with Elliot Stabler levels of being double cheeked up. #WWE #EliminationChamber

Cody Rhodes’ soul has been compromised to a permanent end. #WWE #EliminationChamber

Me watching this grown man talk about his ibuprofen addiction on #LoveIsBlind

Everyone liked that. #AEWDynamite

Seth Rollins looks like he's ready to hunt Seth Rollins from 3 weeks ago. Full on vampire hunter fit #WWERAW #Wrestlesky

Seth clearly was inspired by Cowboy Carter for tonight’s episode #WWERaw

Please give me a Kindergarten Cop remake starring Gunther. #WWERaw

Seth is out here dressed like Blanche Devereaux’s wallpaper. #WWERaw

Is anyone else watching #ThePitt on max? I can’t turn away from a medical drama with Noah Wylie and I am having FEELINGS.

Something no one tells you about your 30s is the absolute insane amount of lotion you need to keep your skin from just peeling right off even in the mildest of winters.

This is a slap in the face to American women. Pete Hegseth has a track record of disrespecting women service members, and multiple credible sexual assault allegations. Our troops deserve better.

Either way let’s goooooooooo

As an italian american, becoming a vampire would one of the worst things that could happen to me. Do you know how much garlic I consume on a daily basis?!

Just wanna make sure everyone sees where @dorothyzxanax.bsky.social's true passion lies.

Wild times in the Walgreens parking lot

@gonintendormc.bsky.social following in hopes of nudes

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

I can’t wait for the next Page 7 live show so I can discuss Jonbenet theories with @mjknefel.bsky.social. I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS.

Why does everyone look jaundiced on Dynamite?! Max Caster looked fine backstage and then came out looking like a Simpson. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Y’all ever think Jesus did just one week learning close up magic at camp and we’re still dealing with the consequences to this day?

My video will in 60 years after I gave #Target all of my money:

Here's what this will look like: Our military being used on Americans (citizens WILL be caught up in an operation this large) Mass surveillance Families ripped apart Closed businesses, soaring prices, empty grocery shelves This will hurt all of us. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

Something must be done about the walnut/almond majority in a bag of mixed nuts. This is pecan/hazelnut/brazil nut erasure and it must not stand.

Hello it’s just lil ol me making yet another social media account I don’t need. 👋👋👋