Why is the coach playing Minnie and Mickey at the same time? The defensive rating is a disaster when they’re on the floor together

Me after opening cards on Christmas

Good morning skeeters the Houston Rockets play in the Emirates NBA Cup semifinals today :D

he manifested it

Steph didn’t embarrass us on national tv!!!!!

Patrick Mahomes and the devil:

This is insane lmao. He’s doing that wolverine picture frame meme with his horses tonight.

*Tony Romo unhooking a bra* aaahhhehhhaa here we go Jimmm

I’m ok with people stealing headphones if it means they stop playing their phones at full volume on public transit

He’s the next golden bachelor

Lynn Williams takes the feed from Yazmeen Ryan to give the US the lead

Alyssa Naeher I love you

The espn app doesn’t let you login using your espn username anymore? It has to be mydisney… I essentially have to start over on preferences and such? RIP karleelovesports

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Nuggets beating the Clippers 90-0

The Houston Rockets

The silliest goofiest lil “scrap” just happened in Rockets-Thunder just now. No guy was taking it seriously lmao

Local park wedgie ‼️

These play calls from both teams

Georgia Tech? More like Georgia What The Heck amirite

How I post

Georgia Tech? More like Georgia What The Heck amirite

Whatever deal Patrick Mahomes made with the devil, sign me up. I’ll deal with my family being a bunch of bozos if it guarantees that type of success and ensuing money lmao

Happy Thanksgiving

real

For two years, a San Jose State volleyball player competed without issue. No one was hurt, no one was assaulted in a locker room. So what changed? Nothing, other than transphobic grifters wanting to get famous. A federal judge saw through the bullshit. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Damn she looked like shit

When the broadcast misses a play that happened live bc they stayed on commercial, then they show the play for 10 seconds, and then immediately go back to commercial >>> That’s what watching sports is all about. Ads. 😍😍

Every company nowadays writes a press release like “we’re now AI driven for your convenience 🥰((and also stealing your data and likeness and selling it and destroying the earth while doing it))” And then act confused when consumers tell them to fuck off

allow me to use this announcement as an opportunity to once again formally declare that IDC WHAT YOU THINK SHE SAVED THAT PEN

Wut

This dude needed to call 1-800-GAMBLER

Remember when I traded Saquon in my fantasy league earlier this year lol what a bozo

Cowboys fans today

He’s the richest person in the world and he spends like 90% of his time posting 2010 era Reddit memes and cucking for a deranged man obsessed with Arnold Palmer’s dick. Like how can you be so bad at being rich????

Is rushing the field just like standard practice now?

Would love to stay up for Godzilla vs King Kong aka AD vs Jokic, but I’m simply too washed

“I fucking waited 8 years for this moment” - Marta a fucking legend #NWSL

Marta deserves that f-bomb lmao

50 burger for LaMelo!

GOOD TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL

THE ORLANDO PRIDE ARE NWSL CHAMPIONS 🏆 Barbra Banda's 37th minute goal lifts the 2024 Shield winners to their first-ever league title.

Sheesh Banda, that was filthy

Trinity Rodman’s straight-hair high-pony is cute ofc, but it’s also crazy to stray from a signature look in the Final! It’s tripping me out.

Are you rooting for football legend Marta and the Orlando Pride in the NWSL Championship tonight, or are you an evil person?

Let her cook bsky.app/profile/mgsc...