[ ooc; WHATS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU 😭😭😭😭 ]

That sounds like a you problem.

dude i just pissed in the moon, weve got bigger issues!

Imagine some child all bent out of shape because I'm interested in her sibling.

Oh, I see. That's why you went on this whole tangent, correct?

I DONT HAVE TO. ITS WHY WE KEEP YOU AROUND

Imagine being this vulgar.

I've come to make an announcement: @singingsycamores.bsky.social is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking sibling. That's right, he took his spider-fuckin' spiney dick out and he pissed on my fucking sibling, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting,"

Ooc; LMFAO

Somebody tell this kid they're disgusting, please.

full of disclaimers, you're like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes.

~~ @singingsycamores.bsky.social ~~

This is so *perverse* of you. I- I think I'm. .proud.

Tiny, little snails slithering for soggy catfood– and I believe I saw my first lightning bug tonight!

Hahaha

YKNOW, HE DID A GOOD JOB OF PRETENDING NOT TO BE A TOTAL FREAK. I MEAN. UNTIL HE KINDA. KIDNAPPED ME.

i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal and well rounded individual i’m a normal

Your name is a modern day childrens' slang word.

Reviewing the memory footage of when we first met. I can smell the dewy morning, the shift in time when I arrived to somewhere so close, yet so far. I can feel the fog parting for me, as I slink languidly between graves and memorials and monoliths. I can feel his wet breath on my face,

The man I *truly* should have followed.

@singingsycamores.bsky.social sir is this u right here in this alley ???

0kay

You asked!

The group would get distracted by a breeze through the trees. It was very, very easy.

My only question is how on earth did you manage to be sneaky at all.

I can't believe my sparkmate just called me fat.

This is rude. I know truth hurts, or whatever Lizzo said, but that's still very rude.

Hunger is very serious.

@singingsycamores.bsky.social call us romeo and juliet the way we were together for 3 days and killed 6 people.

i hate it here

Tickle, tickle. . .

Past partners say they tickle.

// oohh brOTHER HIS GUY AGAIN 🤯🤯💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

i love you like a rotten dog. / i love you like my canines are falling out of my gums. like a monster, like a beast. like something not worth loving back.

I hear you. My stomach aches. . . I'm so hungry. So, so hungry.

@singingsycamores.bsky.social 💜💜

much much much

Too late.

Don't look at me like that

8888) Better, @whsprngnghtbrzs.bsky.social ?