basically the only movie that takes place where i live 🚬

i can’t believe nfl drama is gonna make me root for the cleveland browns

i love red zone ❣️ perfect for an adhd girlie with a team outside my broadcast network. it’s all highlights

a nice day to sit outside with mint 🌞

"hang onto your hairnet, this is gonna be a dandy third" - randy moller, first canadian poet laureate

this is gonna be a long game

yeah i hate having a zionist psycho as our national anthem singer ngl 😾

facebook has informed me that i’ve had an account for *19 years* - i got an invite code from my friends older sister and immediately started posting our apple photobooth pics. & now! it’s a place for international coups and frying boomer brains. incredible

drinking an ice water with my hot water

zohran’s the hottest man to walk into the white house all year of course donny is looking like starry eyed pudding

i’m cackling

like finally!! someone this season is betting to win money

how long til usha vance teams up with sheryl sandberg

& happy birthday to her, my favorite anarchist ❣️

deeeply concerned about how pro-ana the culture is feeling rn

a perfect album to come out the year i turned 18? i only want a proper house!!!

it's soo hard to watch The Departed edited to fit cable but i will just so i can hear martin sheen say "microprocessors"

aw baby hubicki #survivor49

jawan gets one piece of chicken in his stomach and gains delusions of grandeur #survivor49

For everyone who is posting about horrible experiences with men

who wants to see a violently millennial pic from 2011. the perfectly straight side part, the bamboo earrings, the american apparel, the glasses, the peace sign, the essie bahama mama nail polish. this is not staying up long but lol

listening to Careless People and yes your are bc why tf did you send one single woman representative to deal with a military junta.

anytime i come on here and i have like 10+ notifications i think “oh no what did i say” lol and meanwhile its just the ocean pic i posted at midnight getting love

jumped in the ocean today 🩵

4:21 light it up

i literally don’t know what kind of posts my bloomfies would know me for i just hope you all recognize that i’m Glitch’s #1 fan

omg and i forgot my bby daddy UNCLE ANDY 😭

i’m sorry but SHANE BOTWIN just showed up on my tiktok fyp and i miss him and nancy and silas and doug and celia and quinn even dumb ass dean!!!

acc network has some real Fox News At 3am ass commercials

this panthers third period is bullshit lol

no one but my mom can make the air pressure in her tire dropping from the cold front a week long, stressful ordeal :)

my neighbors are so fun bc they bring us full shopping bags of vegetables every weekend but also half the house has current or pending felony charges <3

you ever sing along to The Moment I Knew but you make it a dramatized reading?

i can quote My Cousin Vinny word for word & i swear every line is a zinger

i love just chillin with my cats

i shot the clerk? i shot the clerk?

list ten random things you like ೃ⁀➷ ꩜ the ocean 🌊 ꩜ kirkland trail mix 💒 ꩜ thrifting 🔎 ꩜ mary wana 🗿 ꩜ jeopardy 💌 ꩜ a vodka water with 2 lemons 🍋 ꩜ genealogy & local history 🗺️ ꩜ hbo prestige dramas 🤌 ꩜ pickles 😇 ꩜ books where the MC is rly the ancestral house that is rotting the family from within 🎢

my friend on why she’s not going to a family (zionist) wedding lol

i think it’s time to rewatch succession

yes i got your letter yes i’m doing better

calling him Donni Tee? they had this man on a leash

okay but donald trump being closeted would connect a lot of dots

driving around boca today like:

guys evermore is so good

taking my first sewing class today 😊😊

the girls who were pregnant at my hs graduation have 17 year olds now and i’m not really sure how that math adds up 🧐

just logged on to see the holiday merch drop 🫠🫠🫠

“separate the art from the artist” is for 212 by azealia banks and nothing else