New Yorkers sageing the stadium and Taylor Swift really saved the day huh

My son, look at my sonnnnnnnn

Women never have to worry about me when it comes to their boyfriends the moment they try and start a convo with me I’m on HIGH ALERT making sure they’re not being weird and inappropriate I will always side with the girlfriend she has my loyalty

Just had a meltdown because there was a giant bug crawling up my chest and I wanted to rip my shirt off be couldn’t so now I want to crawl out of my skin😭

Persona zoomies, kh zoomies, and now swiftie zoomies what a 10/10 48 hours

Emily Henry moots what are your thoughts on the beach read casting

HEY NOW HEY NOOOW THIS IS WHAT DREAAAAAMS ARE MADE OF

I wasn’t ready to see kingdom hearts 4 on the Nintendo direct

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME PERSONA 6 WAS ANNOUCED

Listen I’m still super confused on how the houses work when it comes to my birth chart but what I’m gathering online I apparently need to finally write and be creative and go outside this summer cause someone could fall in love with me

yourself but as a cartoon

You notice how the men complaining about the new god of war game having a woman protagonist are all ugly

I have bought 8 books in the last couple of days and regret NOTHING

I want to thank everyone for the birthday wishes yall are truly the greatest gems of the internet💖

First day as a 33 year old ladyyyy

EDITS OF LUMAX TO I KNEW IT, I KNEW YOU HAS ME IN GOD DAMN TEARS

WHAT DO YOU M E A N GILES DIED

i knew it, i knew ya 🤠

Oh no my post got on the discovery tab😭

My grandfather was saying how we have ‘to many cats’ and should only keep one and donate the other two and my immediate response to that was “I’ll donate you.”

Final 24 hours of being a 32 year old ladyyyy

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The Internet was more fun when it was weird and full of whimsy

My fucking gen 4 heir roasted me so hard, made me give her an entire make over early because she thought she looked basic Sorry for making you dress like an age appropriate teenager god damn my bad

The comments under this are disgusting and shows me people are so fucking stupid 💀

I have thoughts

having to help take care of a old man as really confirmed to me that I do NOT want children, being called for every little thing is actually going to drive me insane

found the parmesan cheese jellycat in the wild today

haven’t worn a real bra in months and I always forget how perfect my boobs are 😩

If there is something about me is that I will accept being summoned for jury duty cause why not

The tea about the home town drama is on my page 🫡

Okay here is the tea, we have a local cafe that was really popular for years and new owners bought it back maybe 10 or so years ago and the woman who decided to buy it is a mess Won’t show up to work and forgets to pay her employees so they’ll get like 3 weeks of back pay but everything was fine

Guys do you want to hear about the drama going on in my home town cause boy it’s crazy

Someone next door is listening to gospel music real loud

I’m laying in bed and my window isnt covered and from the corner of my eye I’m seeing a light, thinking my next door neighbour forgot to turn off a light or is moving about their house It’s the moon

I’m gonna fight aunt Lydia in the pit

Okay so I finished the first 2 episodes and I think it’s funny how I avoided it for so long thinking it’ll scare me, turns out it makes me incredibly angry!!! Never wanted to fist fight a man more in my LIFE

New song a day before my birthday!!! Thanks girl😭

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOON TONIGHT??!!

and as we're drifting off to sleep/all those dirty thoughts of me/they were never yours to keep 😌💅🏼

My favourite way to ragebait my mother is anytime she is being annoying just going “you are SUCH an only child.”

Where 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 cute 👏🏼 Canadian 👏🏼 fifa 👏🏼 merch?!!! 👏🏼

For years I’ve avoided the handmaids tale because the concept stressed me out so much especially with all the shit going in in the world but now all of a sudden I HAVE to go and get the book we like to call this character development

These motherfuckers

Not to be a Leo on main but once I was friends with this dude who I guess I friendzoned and he once told me how when me and my best friend are together we are like magic and then proceeded to try and steal my entire personality and take over my life

What do you mean my cat is NINE today🥺😭

I’m very aware that my attachment style has gone avoidant but you see how I’m not wasting someone’s time and affection while I’m figuring out what I want and just mind my business A man could never

What do you mean Fable was delayed to 2027 😭

Nobody move my son is hanging out with me