*checks my dan and phil calendar to see when my period is due next to confirm i am in fact in the PMDD phase of my cycle*

while hunting for my old mid 2000s YA book i found a book i was forced to borrow (i told her no i didnt have time to read it yet) in a box in my basement that i thought she got back TEN YEARS AGO

god forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

✨2026 reading thread✨

i straight up refuse to update my sims game because if i loose ANY of my photos in my legacy save im jumping of a very tall something

When it's "Burn the bitch," they're shrieking

oh heck im ordering fancy pasta for dinner and my brother is paying for it👏

anyways canada is getting chinese EVs and doug ford is pissed about it lmao

*me checking bluesky for the first time in a few days*

i had to replace my debit card today and what do you mean it expires in 2030 that isnt a real year

I don't get angry when I'm pissed I'm the eternal optimist I scream inside to deal with it Like,

shout out to whoever at my local tim hortons made me breakfast sandwich i wish i could give your forehead a little kiss

okay i havent read people we meet on vacation yet but im loving the movie

me: *has literally 3 books that i started and havent finished yet* also me: what if i just reread books from the 2000s just so i can feel something

this apparent 'secret real finale of stranger things dropping january 7th' is absolutely insane what is even happening rn 😭

why is the first thing i see when coming online is the american government kidnapping other countries presidents

to everyone who is making sad Eleven edits to sad taylor swift lyrics you will be hearing from my lawyer

introduce yourself with what almost killed you. hi, im diseased colon that had to be completely removed and doctor's negligence with your medication

goddamn it i forgot to do my cinnamon through the door yesterday😭

that shit was so good 😭

happy final stranger things eve :(

i dont remember the blonde girl who was bullying El in cali's name but she deserved the skate to the face im just saying

not the actor who plays mr clarke coming out to tell people there isnt a secert cut to the vol 2 episodes 😭 people are being so unchill

My mom watching the pjo show with me who knows nothing about the plot and seeing luke befriending Percy: are they becoming best friends? Me: oh for sure Also me: *they were in fact not becoming best friends*

people getting mad that no main stranger things character dies or stays dead when im over here with 15 seasons of supernatural under my belt you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

your 11th grade world religion teacher points out that the plot to Avatar is basically Disney's Pocahontas but with aliens you really cant see it as anything else ever

seeing how bad the media literacy crisis is I will not be taking most people's opinions on Stranger Things season 5 seriously

motherhood is apparently suffering from itchy eyes when your double coated cat wants to cuddle with you because there is no way in hell i was gonna move to reach for my allergy pills and risk her jumping off

yall im only one episode in and im just screaming

My only regret about deleting Twitter is i can’t yell at uber about their drivers accepting my grocery orders, holding my orders hostage for 45 minutes to almost an hour while they do OTHER orders just to then cancel anyways!😤

Listen I love my grandfather and I’m very grateful for a lot of things but this man is going to learn hard that I am not as forgiving as his wife or his daughter cause I don’t care how old you are if you think women are only here to take care of you buddy you’re not ready to deal with me 24/7

I went vintage nightgowns so bad 😭

11am and my mother already pissed me off merry Christmas Eve Eve 🙄

I could hear my brother last night giggling to his internet friends over Jake Paul getting his face broken and I’ve never been so proud

Not my sims drug dealer calling her boyfriend asking if he should ask out her lesbian aunt

I’m going to see the damn SUN by the time I finish these episodes

This is why she always wants to be in the bathroom with me

yes I can see the hint you are repeatedly trying to give me I am just choosing to ignore it cause you’re trying to make it weird 😬

The way Posie has latched on to me extra hard the last couple of months I can’t brush my teeth with the door closed with out her crying outside in the hall 😭

I also just learned that when I search star in the emojis the American flag pops up as a suggestion but if I look up maple or leaf I don't get a Canadian flag option suggestion and now I'm lowkey offended

I ask the *christmas lights* if it'll be all right

I know my period is near when the “there is not one hair of you that I would rearrange” sound plays in my head when I look at my cats and I start to CRY

if you call your self a feminist but you shit on Taylor Swift, you’re not a feminist and I’ll kill you on this hill

I was ranting on face time to my mother because I think the avengers doomsday plot is dumb and my cat came into the kitchen SCREAMING with me

Free will is sitting on one of the kitchen table chairs while I’m cooking dinner

The weather giving me a headache so I think that means I get to go and take a nap

Wild how your body remembers trauma like oh that’s why I’m feeling emo because of the events of December 2021 noted lmao

Suddenly it's December and you're not 17 anymore. And you haven't been 17 for a very long time

You’re telling me I could have gotten an entire SEASON of without instructions but because Ned Fulmer wanted to get his micro dick wet by someone who wasn’t his wife it didn’t HAPPEN?!