IM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS FROM JOY

Who’s coming over to play mermaids?

I miss posting here but I fell out of the groove hard and am struggling getting back into it without resorting to thirst traps. Can’t we all just have a nice dinner party of oomfs instead? I’ll make a tiramisu from scratch for us

The bulge was bulging…

Loving having a good cameraman

It’s Father’s Day but we’re celebrating Mother’s

Shiny Pokémon don’t matter anymore! Getting them through complicated RNG abuse meant so much more than when they can be gotten through fun gameplay mechanics that actually encourage the game to be played instead of reset and borderline broken!!!!

Forgot to save after my last shiny hunt… everybody point and laugh

Using my Switch 2 to thirst trap as a means to increase my friend list on Nintendo Online was genius tbh. If you still wanna be my friend on there and maybe play games sometime, go check my photos xoxo

It’s giving Tiger King

More obscene than a speedo tbh

SW-3501-4677-1610

I love my Switch 2

Who wanna be boy best friends and touch tips while we play Mario Kart

Should I make a thread where I assign which Digimon I think is each song off of Mayhem or is that too niche?

Did you know chartreuse is the most visible color to the human eye?

Body tea

I didn’t post my Round1 haul here yet did I?

getting ur ass eaten out to this tune

No Gaga! Don’t have two career defining performances back to back!

Body tea? Body tea.

First pack ate

Gay rights

Who wants to kiss and talk about our favorite Digimon

Controversial opinion for a gay guy - but the gym is not a photo studio. Sure take a pic in the mirror while there - but is it necessary to take several in every mirror you find at the gym? Like use the equipment or get off and stop posing there’s people waiting 😭

I just know Gaga is PISSED her mic went out almost immediately

I’ll t-t-t-take you to garden of eatin

Tbh the dead last is no surprise

Talking some SHIT with ya hand on my ass

Opening these right before Gaga did her Coachella set. It was a sign of things to come lowkey

Which oomfies wanna play Mario Kart World with me when it comes out

They kinda are triplets if you think about it

You want to Venmo/CashApp me money for Mayhem Ball and Switch 2 budget

I'm getting real close to giving in tbh 😵‍💫

Say April Fools. I didn’t need a 4th of her

Who Want Me (to explain the lore of the 13 original primes to them)

Crying watching videos of Racoons trying to wash cotton candy before they eat it because I know there’s no way to tell them what happened and why their little treat is gone

LOPMON LITTLE BABY

I promise you all I still very much have a fat **** I just shall not be posting it this lovely FCF

Need to start posting here again… so hi everyone 👉🏻👈🏻

We need more stan twitter integration here. Like someone tweet about Mayhem in 9 days PLEASE

Would you Abra my Cadabara?

You’re either on BlueSky or you’re kissing boys

Have you guys heard about this Abracadabra song?

his swimmers realizing they’re in bp*ssy

I can’t believe I’m crying from joy. This was the best Grammys in years for so many reasons AND Abracadabra. And I got to share the experience with someone and just really make great memories while being in love with music as an art. Just a wonderful feeling rn I wish I could bottle forever

I literally can not sleep because abracadabra amor ooh na na abracadabra morte ooh ga ga abracadabra abra ooh na na in her tongue she said death or love tonight