My h*** is ready for the next season of The Guilded Age

My new ice breaker question is asking people what they are going to do to celebrate when he dies

Sunday Scaries won

Aut Bar (RIP) Ann Arbor, MI

Robyn/Swedish Pop night, Funkstick, or sit quietly at home with my Sunday Scaries?

Happy No Kings Day! Hope to see all my bloomfs in these streets

I thought I knew what spring was, but Chicago residents have informed me that it is an unknowable, abstract concept. It reveals itself only to the pure of heart and when they least expect it

Do I have to become a furry to become insanely ripped or does that just speed up the rippening?

1st time seeing one of these in the wild

Thank you to the guy that just bought two of my old jocks off Depop without asking me to *** in them first. You've temporarily restored my faith in humanity.

Trainer: So what's your gym goal? Me:

I hope Black Spark is having a great day. Thank you for your service.

How it feels to listen to Perfume Genius

On PTO this week so get ready for me to fully embrace the "reply guy" role

At least there was cake

I love that Atmosphere only carries strawberry guava Topo Chicos. Fuck those lemon lime ones.

Getting dragged to Mariah Night

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Who was your first porn crush? Matthew Rush 🥵

Free cum? In this economy? After you barter down the price of these pants? Depop is truly a wild place.

When you’re walking down the sidewalk and get hit with condensation from a window air conditioner

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70 degrees today!

How you #FCF post finds me

I've been in a David Bowie kick on my evening commutes and "Golden Years" will always put a smile on my face.

Emerging from my seasonal depression

just remembered it’s the first day of spring

Just sold a 6 pair bundle

Kept picturing @pecinspector.bsky.social when they would describe Ryan Price 🤤

Selling my old underwear on Depop. Not sure if this will make them sell faster or not.

Been away from 🟦☁️ all day. What did I miss?

This green jock is doing the Lord’s work tonight. Aiming to get eaten out for an hour.

Ready for St. Patty's celebrations

The more you like my posts, the stronger I get (more unhinged they get)

St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland

Feeling very breedable and patriotic

Stayed up reading the third Game Changers book and now I’m tired and H word (again)

My evening commute

My morning commute

average dual-six-figure-income, only plays together, 13-year relationship gay couple that goes to barry's but is unfortunately really genuinely nice so you can't talk shit about them

Stepping away from the Oscars and heading to a dinner. Someone alert me if Colman Domingo shows pole.

Amy Madigan!

Mayor Brandon Johnson could never

Beware the Ides of March…or not if you are into being poked

Spring -> Winter -> Spring

Somehow forgot it is π Day

Happy St. Patty’s Chicago!

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Borgs? Kids today will never understand the bonds you form by drinking jungle juice out of a bathtub together