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✌🏼deuces 2025

Wearing black skirt pants with high side slits tonight and can't decide on jock or thong 🤔

I've never needed to see someone's cock so bad in my life

It's her day/night 🧪

Getting a jumpstart on my resolution to bottom more in 2026

Not beating the allegations with this dump truck and unlimited Ventra card

Getting a jumpstart on my resolution to bottom more in 2026

I have no idea what day of the week it is, but I do know NYE is in two days

First tufting experience was a success #DnD

In the mood for surf and turf

Americans while everyone else celebrates Boxing Day today:

My mother-in-law got this for me because she thought I would love the cover. Was I just slut shamed?

Everything reminds me of him

Holidays have me completely feral. Currently baking in my underwear with a semi fantasizing about some kitchen play 👨‍🍳💦

happy solstice let’s cast some spells under the cover of darkness

Spent the morning reading queer interpretations of Rudolph and now I believe Yukon Cornelius single-handedly inspired lumbersexual

Going to the cottage (aka Atmosphere) tonight

"Fuck ICE" Seen in Chicago, Illinois

American work culture has ruined me so much that I can’t believe I have the next two weeks off

Finally watched Heated Rivalry episode 4 last night and I’m confused why my friends hated it so much. I’m still seated wearing this hat

This dump truck won’t stop growing. Goodbye medium underwear hello new large underwear.

The most perfect morning commute album to have ever been recorded

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Could really go for a smoothie right now

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Is this a safe space? I’m in need of erotic fan fiction featuring Molly for The Mighty Nein

Outside lights are up and grabbing a tree tomorrow

Rachel Chinouriri stans where you at?!

Oof we’ve all been there

What the time jumping in Heated Rivalry feels like to me. That being said I am seated with a halfie watching every week.

first snowfall of the season

that canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about

"The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches." e. e. cummings

Currently watching the Bears at the neighborhood lesbian bar

When you play as a slutty goblin bard and use charming song

Me talking dirty to my husband later tonight

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

My mother-in-law and me currently tearing up the kitchen

Love a vodka cranberry promo at 9:30am 🍹

My little twink Conan Gray performed a the Macy's parade!

See a turkey post a turkey 🦃

There's one thing I'm going to do on Thanksgiving and that's watch the Macy's parade

good morning from me and my hangover

Trax -> Splash -> Progress -> Hydrate -> Home One of the few nights a year I act like I'm 22 again

how your email found me btw

See a turkey post a turkey 🦃

We exist

How your hump day posts find me