I haven't been sleeping great this week so last night I took a cbd gummy and, of course, I have one of my reoccurring dreams where I have 3 days remaining to complete a big school project that I had been assigned 4 months ago

Apparently our local supermarket now has one of those self-driving vacuum bots? It followed me down 3 aisles, I felt like jill getting stalked by nemesis

It has come to my attention that the phrase "many such cases", a phrase I have incorporated into my daily lexicon with friends + family + ppl at work, originates from a donald trump meme. We can't have anything 🚬😮‍💨

Almost a full year later, and the gang is officially back together! Goblin Town makes its long awaited return tomorrow on twitch at 11:00AM PST (2:00PM EST) for a spectacular SUPER ROLL SUNDAY!

I am so close to the goal - if anyone actually uses Twitch and would love to help out - please drop a follow ❤️ I would appreciate it so so much 🥰 www.twitch.tv/emhaaa

every year since i quit being a full-time journalist, i come out of my cave to write about one fantastic video game. last year, it was the transcendent 1000xRESIST. this year, it’s the wonderful Lost Records: Bloom and Rage. www.pastemagazine.com/games/lost-r...

I'll go "phone? check. keys? check. wallet? check." before leaving the house, only to walk out in my kitchen slippers

Successfully got my mum out of a £100 parking ticket

My manager ordered me a monitor for when I begin working remotely and I thought I'd be able to fit it in my bag to take home from the office wtf is this

"Space the dough well enough apart, as they will spread when baking," the recipe said

I get the importance of physical media, but I just kinda hate owning things. What if I need to move....

This is huge. My petition got approved. It challenges the UK government to the lift the Puberty Blocker ban on the grounds that it contradicts article 8 of The United Nations Convention On The Rights Of The Child. Please sign and Repost ✊️🏳️‍⚧️ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

Every friday I give my cat his favourite soup as a treat, as if he works a 5-day work week too

My 12 y/o cousin will be staying with us til january, and so every other day I'll get a jumpscare in my inbox of a £0.00 psn fortnite transaction

I'm still waiting to use Glaze's web-based app for protecting my work against AI datasets (my macbook isn't strong enough to run their desktop app 😭), but in the meantime I've been using this - artshield.io

Figured it was time I updated my emote showcase 🫡 Thank you to anyone who has ever commissioned me or used my work on their channel 💚

haribo goldbears ranking: strawberry, lemon, pineapple, orange, raspberry > apple

Hi, I wouldn’t make this post if I wasn’t absolutely desperate, but I’m out of a job and really struggling financially, so I’ve set up a ko-fi to help reach my goal of £300 to help towards my bills. If you are not able to donate, please share this post? Ko-fi.com/flissfloss1

Sure thing 🤗

Neighbours still haven't taken down their human-sized spider halloween decorations

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