i think kitty has zoochosis

never moot your heros

hush now newgen unc is talking

been barking up the wrong tree my whole life...

mrrreow:3

She's not narcoleptic she's nekoleptic 🐈 (prone to cat naps and big stretches)

my life is so beautiful ✨🐈🧡🐈✨

they want to do a "cat scan" on my "brain" obviously its going to show yes silly doctor lol

when is bring your girlfriend to work day 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻👧🐦🐈

play slily games, winslily prizes silly priuzes !!! YIPEPEE!!

sick again arrrgrrhhrhfnfm

why si eveyrthing in archaeology always for 'cermeony and ritual purrposes' cant they just enjoy stuff if someone found my room (unlikrly itsvery well hidden) and was likeshe ritauly penned with these contrptions nono!!!! you buffoon iwas playing and having fun im sure that neolithic cat girl was to

kitty got a cold kitty was a little bold now kitty feels herbodys scold blehehghhe

i am so full of love i am the spokescat for the space outside the edge of space i am divine purrpose

my wife plays wordle on hard mode where she only uses letters shes found, i play wordle on easy mdoe where she helps me whene i get too angry

drew too much mnow my paw hurts 3:

photo of me drawing tomorrow when my colour pencils arrive

do you wanna come to my house later i am going to play and have fun

i need some catamine for my alternative meowdicine

been doing some research

okay normally id put myself in jail for saying this but im glad I dont have a tail because ina completely normal context my friend called me a good girl and that shi wouldve been wagging holyy

she doesn't take me seriously... im scary,, right? you think im scary?

heheewoooo haha yayyyyy yipee wooyeah :D

stuff i send to my girlfriend while shes at work

i did lots of writing and im really smart and while primarily a silly kitty i do do some things with great purrpose correct etiquite: wow! such a smart kitty! srsguide.com

i recently got prescribed glasses(cat with glasses i know how silly), how worried should I be about a sunlight magnified onto ants situation occuring on my eyeballs

I wish there was a job where people would just treat me like an animal all day, idk pat me I meow at you that's it but nooo instead it's "scientific researcher" "medical advocacy writer" get a grip none of this is real now fill my bowl im hungry please

"now that I know you im suprised youre not a keysmasher.. I mean look at you" - my wife, hatecriming me

fear me, the woker...

my gf and I are looking for a third for nightrein and we love your vibe

dating a dev means you get optimised

every bleet I make every reply you see increases the toxoplasmosis burden in your brain. you will become oomf

thoughts on my top four?

NLOU2

HALT! A new religion called Meowism has arisen. You. You are the chosen worshiper of the cat god. Glory be unto Meowself 🐾 Like & Affirm 'meow' to claim.

looking for work

i had one beer how many standards is that in cat beers

stars at you :3

theyge got pretty patties from spongebob at the airport :3

seeing a middleaged 'man' with sadness behind his eyes looking at me too long its not too late for you its not too late for her

eating from a bowl with your name on it probably feels so good

whyd they give me seat k9 is this a microaggression?

Thares birbs out thare and i donot even care