which is exactly why maga hates it so much…they hate joy and any expression of it. Shove it down their miserable throats.

fucking goosebumps

new rule: every super bowl ad from now on has to be about the Winter Olympics

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Need to ban gambling ads like they do smoking ads.

tfw you’re at the airport bar during the Olympics and you create your own multi-view experience

absolutely naming my next rock album Relentless Expressions of Despair

won’t someone please think of the cyber criminals and their ransomware!

having spent a fair bit of time writing and sharing intelligence assessments let me offer that "reasonably strong prospect" is intel-speak for "oh she's most definitely a fucking spy"

it’s so funny how every Trump official pretends to never know what Trump said or did despite the guy spewing rancid bs all over social media and tv 24/7/365. Literally all he does is run his mouth and yet it’s always “I mean who can even know what he thinks he’s such a mystery!”

since shit is such shit allow me to bring something good to the discourse: everybody say hi to Charley. She’s a rescue baby we welcomed to the fam this week. We think she’s about a 1 year old poodle mix and she’s a sweet smart girl who’s got her forever home!

imagine spending $93M a month for a bunch of kids in flak jackets to rake mulch

this website is incapable of taking even the smallest W. It’s amazing.

this should be ICE dining out for the rest of their lives

ICE is so fucking rancid US cities are out here talking shit to each other about who’s gonna kick them in the dick harder

narrator: federal officers continued to detain and tear gas peaceful protestors

this is it. They’re posers. Losers. Wanna be’s. They know it and they hate it. Call them out for it. Call them out for their bullshit. Call them out for being bags of half chewed donuts. They’re pathetic untrained fucking losers. Call them that.

yeah I remember asking a cop I knew once if he thought there was any room at all for more accountability in policing in America and he got in my face and said he considered the question a direct physical threat to him AND his family. It’s fucking wild how thin-skinned they are

The Greenland fixation feels like a personal insult to anyone who's spent more than about five minutes thinking about national security. "Hey, let's demolish our most valuable alliance so we can get get access to arctic territory we already have access to!"

i’m sure ICE guys with their guns and masks fancy themselves big brave men, but when you see real, honest courage it knocks you on your ass. it’s a glimpse of something holy.

I’m for carving “ICE” into their foreheads Inglorious Basterds style so they have to wear it the rest of their miserable prick lives

just look at her standing there in her dumb fucking cowboy hat. Its just so stupid and pathetic, always cosplaying, always posturing, always lying through her teeth. She's the worst. They're all the worst but she's just, the worst

it’s no wonder people are so bitter and worn down, you can try and do your part in some small meaningful way to fight back but then just get railroaded by your own leaders who are too fucking cowed and compromised to get your back. Just an absolute spirit killer man.

swear to god Hegseth absolutely will not stop until the entire US military is comprised solely of shirtless men in loincloths

tfw you pick your treadmill at the gym based on which one is farthest from the tv playing the fucking news because you just can’t right now

my god they are such pathetic nerds. I mean they’re obviously rabid racists and bigots as well, but holy shitballs are they fucking nerds too

an okay finale to Stranger Things AND Ohio State loses??? A happy new year indeed…

these two are synthetic replicants and I won’t be convinced otherwise

they’re like a cancer just eating the world. Global warming won’t get us before this plague will

okay sure but how many super cool lib-owning memes have they posted on-line because we all know that’s the only true metric of the republican-owned congress….

totes worth the wait…

look, I’m not gonna say you should come back to this page in 6 hours to see the results of my Christmas Day slow cooked Korean short ribs, but I’m also not gonna say you shouldn’t

was watching some taped D1 wrestling (Penn State v. North Dakota St) and my dog walker came into the house to get my doggo, looked at the TV for a few seconds and asked “is this that Heated Rivalry show?” Absolutely lmao

we need a Man in the High Castle type alt reality slip stream we can all pile through to live in this version of reality

ffs can we just shove this guy into a burlap bag and kick him down a mountain please

shit absolutely looks like the beginning of a dystopian near-future sci-fi prison flick except its now and these are real people and our government is actually doing this

I’d prob also throw in that Pam Bondi’s decisions are tainted by her being an impeachable law breaker and an overall piece of human garbage

I think at the end of the day they're just super boring people who don't have anything interesting to say and most people outside of their immediate RW echo chamber know it

it’d be awesome if they were all just picture of him

“I’ve been terrified since the day you were born” - Det Wayne Hays (s3 True Detective) Not sure there’s ever been a better one line synopsis of being a parent ever uttered

as a frequent flyer I’d say the average passenger experience at the airport is being helplessly fucked over and strung out by uncaring airlines who couldn’t give two shits about your connection. I don’t think a pull up bar is gonna help

we had to say goodbye to our sweet Layla today. She fought the cancer best she could but it was just too much. She crossed over at peace and comfort with the family around her and we’re thankful for that and the happy years we shared. I miss her so much already. 🌈

jfc just comic book level corporate evil. Straight up LutherCorp shit in real life

the DoD is led by an emotionally stunted freak who’s so painfully devoid of self-awareness he’s meme’ing his way into a confession of war crimes.

rainy and 40 degrees all day? Post-holiday Sunday scaries creeping in? No worries…some poblano chicken tortilla soup to warm the soul and calm the spirit.

yeah I never miss an opportunity to share my long-held opinion that among special operations, Navy SEALs are uniquely unethical scumbags with a command climate that is rotten to its core.

yeah I mean there is nothing about this administration or DoD that would suggest to me they wouldn’t easily shoot down a commercial aircraft

the most productive thing I have seen these kids do the last few months is rake mulch in McPherson Sq. Every other time they’re leaning against the Metro wall with their hands buried in their flak jackets or scrolling their phones. It’s been a fucking total waste and now it’s a tragic one.