yeah I never miss an opportunity to share my long-held opinion that among special operations, Navy SEALs are uniquely unethical scumbags with a command climate that is rotten to its core.

yeah I mean there is nothing about this administration or DoD that would suggest to me they wouldn’t easily shoot down a commercial aircraft

the most productive thing I have seen these kids do the last few months is rake mulch in McPherson Sq. Every other time they’re leaning against the Metro wall with their hands buried in their flak jackets or scrolling their phones. It’s been a fucking total waste and now it’s a tragic one.

I spent an entire career in the military asking enlisted people their opinions about pretty much everything. It’s probably the main reason I survived as long as I did. I highly encourage it!

just wild that the president of the whole ass United Sates resets the bar every single day on what being a total piece of human shit means

yeah so if you’re counting months, it’s a fucking problem

oh fuck off. www.foxnews.com/sports/comma...

just absolute coward shit. My god. Where’s the “pop him the face and fuck it” caucus.

it’s been a rough 24 hours on this cursed app but the Elon dick kicking has been top fucking notch and I’ll take the W

been so busy lately I haven’t had time for a proper weekend baking session in a while, so I was overdue - how about a vanilla cake with a fresh raspberry filling and chocolate buttercream

Trump’s depends remain very liquid

ICE now in direct competition with fucking school shooters on who can terrorize our children and teachers more

whelp 9 days, 37 trekking miles, 9000 feet in elevation, 4 rhino sightings, and a countless amazing Nepali friends later and the journey closes out. What a remarkable adventure and what a remarkable country. Until next time, Nepal.

the one thing about war porn is it’s always the limpest dicks that are addicted

me right now

morning…final coffee toast to Annapurna as we head south to Chitwan today for the final few days in Nepal.

today was 10 miles total with 2700 ft in elevation gained to Ghandruk village (sitting 6800 ft) and a nice view down into Modi Khola valley. Also, Nepal’s marigold game is strong

got into Pokhara then about an hour to the trail base and 5.5 mile trek up to a Gurung village with a pretty amazing view of Annapurna South peak. What a start.

Boudhanath Stupa in Kathmandu, largest Buddhist stupa in Nepal and a cornerstone of Tibetan Buddhism. Prayer flags were ripping in the wind. Very cool visit

hello Kathmandu

fucking embarrassing

I wish there was a volcano outside DC that could just melt this Caligula shit into the earth Pompeii style

as a former Marine fully indoctrinated with the legacy of the Mount Suribachi flag raising and what it means and aspires to…I fully support this post! 🫡

absolutely refuse to repost that Trump shit plane thing because omg what a fucking loser. What an absolute 3rd grade recess ka-ka doo-doo child ass loser. He’s so fucking mad and I love it.

I don’t know man if I was at my job and getting mercilessly trolled by a bunch of dudes in cartoon animal costumes I’d have to seriously reevaluate my life choices

yeah The Hague does double decker bike parking and it’s legit

guys, we need to find a way to work with Republicans

alternatively, I have issued an order labeling ICE as a domestic terrorist organization

I’ve been away from this app for a week and 1/2 for some work and personal shit and coming back in tonight it’s like walking into a fucking buzzsaw. There really should be some kind of online merge lane or something so I can get a minute to pick up speed with the traffic

you know it honestly wouldn’t surprise me at all if Hegseth ordered them to actually parachute into Portland because he’d think it’d be tough or cool or whatever

Nazi Hunters, Campus Edition. More of this please.

this fucking guy has never known a moment of interpersonal violence in his life. He has no idea what it feels like to get punched in the mouth. If I mad dogged this bitch in a hallway he’d literally shit pants.

it’s a cult, part infinity.

tbf the “we should promote him because he can run really fast” predates these idiots but these idiots without question represent THE perfectly distilled version of that mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging mindset

honestly tho, honestly no bullshit, it’s just gotta be so tempting for them. Like, it’s right there. A nation-crippling gift just put on a tee for them to swing away. It’s gotta be insanely tempting.

this is fucking terrifying

walked off the metro at eastern market and there were 9 armed natl guard kids standing in a circle with their hands in their pockets bullshitting and wanted to toss a hackey sack in the middle of them so they’d have something productive to do. Still such a fucking joke.

drinking my old fashion tonight with hardened cubes of frozen water because fuck that other name

all these guys are so fucking cringey pathetic it’s just unreal.

this median normie lib right now

I think if I was a 3 star general stationed in Japan and I got dragged back to DC just to listen to some 50 year old frat boy bark at me about standards or whatever I’d prob just show up in board shorts and flip flops because fuck him

psssh, 5D chess. Please. Bro I’m playing 6D chess over here. Catch up losers.

this is why we’ll win

slap the baby drinking game

“Dating Kristi Noem” is the name of my Scandinavian Death Metal band.

our entire military leadership are now Joe Rogan acolyte roid rage pull up challenge locker room towel snap frat boys and it sucks

wonder what the 50/50 raffle is up to at the memorial service. Also wonder where 100 percent of the money is going

imagine a world where racist presidents are held accountable…

I too would not want to be randomly sent to a gulag in El Salvador